Congratulations to me (Shaun) again for scoring his 22nd Deadpool hit by picking Kiwi singer songwriter guitar player and hellraiser Spencer P Jones who died today after a long period of illness aged 61.He played in dozens of New Zealand bands including The Johnny`s and also released several solo albums including the appropriately named rumour of death in 1994.
on to Deadpool 107
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Chris Wilson (Blues Musician)
Once again I mourn the passing of someone I have never heard of. A Kiwi cowboy?
Yoko fucking Ono
There would be alot of spare cows in NZ. All the sheep are taken
George P Shultz
Shaun is the Grim Reaper and I claim my five pounds…..
Good Shot, Shaun.
The Dalai Lama
Well played Shaun. Again.
I’m sure this Kiwi was popular somewhere and his tens of fans will be mourning his death.
George Bush Senior
Yasmin Alibi Brown
George Lucas (may the darkside strike the cunt down)
cuntgrats shaun well played
Forgot my 6th one Shaun My liver after tonight… just kidding
Making my first old fashioned and having a few mint juleps tonight. Drinking bourbon a historically american spirit and two oldest bourbon cocktails to date.
All while watching Trumps presidency sadly go up in flames Manafort just got guilty verdict seems ironically fitting… cheers m8’s
(Sorry if anyone else wanted these.)
No need to apologise. With a list like that we all want you to win.
Preferably within the next few hours.
I hope Prince Phillip outlives all of those Horrorshow smears of shit.
Yes Captain. Prince Philip’s the only one I want to live too. I only picked him because he’s 96, so I’m in with a chance. God Save the Queen!
George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)
Frank O’ Farrell
Sir Nicholas Soames MP
Livvie Neutron Bomb
Jan Michael Vincent
Geoffrey from Rainbow
Charles ‘Salvador’ Bronson
My neighbour’s cat, William
John next door
James Robert Preston
Never heard of them? Never mind. I’ll let you know when one dies and I win.
Wasn’t there a rule to say that it had to be someone that people had actually heard of?
Ive heard of him, but I didn’t see this in any news. Perhaps it was read out on al beeb?
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Jim Herd – former WCW president
‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
George Takei (sulu)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mamie Van Doren
Max von Sydow