Dead Pool [107]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun) again for scoring his 22nd Deadpool hit by picking Kiwi singer songwriter guitar player and hellraiser Spencer P Jones who died today after a long period of illness aged 61.He played in dozens of New Zealand bands including The Johnny`s and also released several solo albums including the appropriately named rumour of death in 1994.

on to Deadpool 107

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s picks:
John McCain
Leah Bracknell
Bill Turnbull
Denise Nickerson
Chris Wilson (Blues Musician)

39 thoughts on “Dead Pool [107]”

  1. Once again I mourn the passing of someone I have never heard of. A Kiwi cowboy?
    Anyway:
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick

  5. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    Michael York

    Shaun is the Grim Reaper and I claim my five pounds…..

  6. Thomas Markle
    Alan Bennett
    Miriam Margolyes
    Muriel Pavlow
    Jack Charlton

    Good Shot, Shaun.

    • Well played Shaun. Again.
      I’m sure this Kiwi was popular somewhere and his tens of fans will be mourning his death.

  9. Caroline Lucarse
    Yasmin Alibi Brown
    Polly Toynbee
    Stella Greasy
    Cliff Richards

  10. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Sheldon Adelson
    Rick Wakeman
    George Lucas (may the darkside strike the cunt down)

    cuntgrats shaun well played

    • Forgot my 6th one Shaun My liver after tonight… just kidding

      Making my first old fashioned and having a few mint juleps tonight. Drinking bourbon a historically american spirit and two oldest bourbon cocktails to date.

      All while watching Trumps presidency sadly go up in flames Manafort just got guilty verdict seems ironically fitting… cheers m8’s

  11. Prince Philip
    Vince Cable
    Kenneth Clarke
    Anna Soubry
    Lord Adonis

    (Sorry if anyone else wanted these.)

    • No need to apologise. With a list like that we all want you to win.
      Preferably within the next few hours.

      • Yes Captain. Prince Philip’s the only one I want to live too. I only picked him because he’s 96, so I’m in with a chance. God Save the Queen!

  12. Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    James Randi
    Robert Mugabe
    George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)

  19. Frank Williams
    Livvie Neutron Bomb
    Genesis P’Orridge
    Jan Michael Vincent
    Geoffrey from Rainbow

  20. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Levi Belfield
    Charles ‘Salvador’ Bronson

  21. My neighbour’s cat, William
    John next door
    Alexander Christianson
    Alan Manship
    James Robert Preston

    Never heard of them? Never mind. I’ll let you know when one dies and I win.

    Wasn’t there a rule to say that it had to be someone that people had actually heard of?

    • Ive heard of him, but I didn’t see this in any news. Perhaps it was read out on al beeb?

  23. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Harley Race
    Jim Herd – former WCW president
    ‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
    Pedro Morales

  24. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    George Takei (sulu)
    Bill Cosby
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

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