Theresa May [15]

On 26th June 2016 Theresa May voted remain.

On 11th July 2016 she said “Brexit means Brexit” and that there would “no attempts to stay in the EU”.

On 13th July 2016 she became PM.
And there was much rejoicing.

On 6th December 2016 she said she wanted a “red, white and blue” brexit.

In January 2017 the IRA decided to stop participating in the power sharing peace process and the EU leapt on it. The EU decided to use the oirish as useful idiots to stall negotiations and threaten the resumption of hostilities between the Protestants and the Catholics if we leave the empire.
She got on her knees and puckered up.

In the build up to the general election on 8th June 2017 she said “strong and stable” about 10,000 times. She lost her majority and had to bribe the DUP with a billion pounds to keep a lifelong commie and terrorist sympathiser from destroying her government.
She is now Britain’s weakest ever leader with an unstable government and a non existent majority in the commons.

On 4th October 2017, at the Tory party conference, she gave no details on the utter failure of her “negotiations” with our “friends and partners”. She sounded weak and pathetic and even allowed that Lee Nelson prick to mug her off without getting her security to kick the shite out of him.
She didn’t even tell him to “fuck off”.

On 19th October 2017 she turned up at the EU summit with that stupid ‘I’m so happy to be here’ look on her face and sucked up shamelessly to all of Britain’s enemies.
Frumpenfurher Munkel and her lap dog Macaroni both stated that they’d stand united against Britain on the brexit buggering. Did she tell them to get fucked? Did she fuck.

On 8th December 2017 she agreed to pay the EU 39 billion pounds.

On 13th December 2017 she allowed remoaner Tories to side with comrade compo and force the deal to be ratified by the most untrustworthy, self serving, cuntish bunch of remoaners in the commons.
Thereby destroying any chance of a strong hand at the negotiating table.
No one was sacked or even suspended.

On 2nd March 2018, at her mansion house speech, she announced that EU fishing vessels will have access to our waters, and the EU would still have a say in who gets what as far as our waters are concerned, totally betraying the British fishing industry.

On 6th July 2018, at a cabinet meeting at chequers, she released her plan to capitulate unconditionally to the EU.

On 12th July 2018 she was called a “cunt”, by me.

The cunt.

Nominated by Deploy The Sausage

I think it’s time for Theresa May to receive another nomination. So, last Friday, she held her ministers prisoner until they agreed to the pile of shit that SHE has decided is going to be Brexit. She threatened them with the sack unless they agreed, which to me, is a sure sign that she is, as I’ve said before, NO leader. And all that was AFTER she had fucked off to get her boss, Merkel’s approval for her plan. Yep, she didn’t even have the decency to show her own ministers her plan before talking to the Fuehrer.

What makes me even more angry, is that this incompetent, dithering, weak willed twat, has the brass neck to claim that her plan ‘keeps faith with what voters wanted’. Well I fucking beg to differ. In no way, is what she’s proposing anywhere close to keeping faith with what 17.4 million people voted for TWO fucking years ago. When I went to vote that day, I remember seeing the question ‘do you want the UK to remain a member of the EU, or do you want the UK to leave the EU’? Underneath that were two boxes. One had the word Remain beside it, and the other had the word Leave beside it. I don’t recall there being a ‘third way’ option, telling us that we could have a worthless pile of severed donkey cocks, in which we have LESS power in the EU than we have now, and still keep taking orders from the EU whilst staying in the Single Market and the Customs Union. In other words, a Brexit that is NOT Brexit.

What May is proposing is NOT Brexit, and the fact that Ken Clarke, Anna Soubrey and Vince Cable are all backing this bullshit, is positive proof of that. And Barnier has said that the plan for the UK to leave is now 80% of the way there. The backing of these four cunts alone, is proof that we have been betrayed. For May to even think that she could get away with claiming that it WAS what we voted for, is a sure sign that she is a complete and utter CUNT! Richard Littlejohn wrote an excellent piece on this the other day. He said that May has wasted the past two years, dithering over ‘what kind’ of Brexit SHE wanted, and flying to Brussels to ‘negotiate’ our exit. It would have been nice if she actually had negotiated. But as far as I can tell, she hasn’t negotiated, she’s capitulated. She has given those unelected tools in Brussels every single thing they’ve demanded, and she’s come back with NOTHING that we wanted. The thing, it is not for her decided what kind of Brexit SHE wants. WE have already decided that for her.

Littlejohn also said that it should have been May who resigned, not David Davis or Boris Johnson, and he was right. Despite her oft repeated lie of “Brexit is Brexit”, May has done everything she possibly could to undermine the will of the majority. She never had ANY intention of taking the UK out of the EU. She is, and always has been, a remainer. Except during the referendum of course, when she mysteriously disappeared from public view. Since then, she has consistently undermined the so called Brexit Secretary, David Davis, by taking over the ‘negotiations’. To me, that’s a sign she didn’t trust him. He should have resigned long ago, or stood up to her and told her to either fuck off and let him do his job, or sack him. She became the Tory leader ONLY because that little shite, Gove, stabbed Boris in the back. And at the weekend he stabbed all the other leave ministers in the back by siding with May.

In my opinion, May’s position is now untenable. Since Johnson and Davis resigned, there have been at least two other resignations from government, and I doubt they’ll be the last. She is now the leader of the political version of the RMS Titanic. A true leader, a leader with principles, a working moral compass and honour, would do what’s best for the country and their party, and resign. But May is not a true leader. She insists she’s going to hold on to the bitter end. Unfortunately for all of us, that end is likely to see to that bunch of traitors in Labour form the next government. And damn that bitch for it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

73 thoughts on “Theresa May [15]

  1. I’ve made this joke before I know but the Maybot needs to be decommissioned. Strong and stable my arse.

      • Couldn’t believe that the treasonous old jellyfish had gone to have discussions with the Frumpenfuhrer…Well, actually, I CAN believe. Kick her a new cunt.
        Went to return a book to Cardiff central library this pm, saw a few pathetic muppets loitering with intent to make utter twats of themselves, plis far outnumbering demonstrators (well I reckon Uni term has about finished, and very few other people seemed to be bothered about turning up. Fanny Like A Mineshaft not in evidence, but some banging hot WPOs…. And the plis car-pool seems huge. Colours I have never seen before…).

        Did any of you see the brief footage of Druncker on the news, being supported and steered by his nannies ? Looks like he’s been Novy-Tolchocked.

  2. There’s an old bbc question time clip, ‘Peter Hitchens on democracy’, where he rips into the political class. Maybot is on the panel. Her sneering expression and head shaking told me all I needed to know way back then.

    She’s not even a good two faced liar. Just a grubby greedy one.

  3. Years from now, when we are all wormfood, historians will be asking…….how the fuck did that useless, lying bitch ever become Prime Minister?
    Well, if any of them are reading this as part of their research…..we lived through it and we haven’t got a fucking clue either. Sorry about that, but you’re on your own mate.

  4. She should have a Tesco yellow sticker on her forehead as, like a withered, wrinkled old piece of atrophied fruit left on a window sill through a long, boiling hot Summer, she’s past het sell-by date.

  5. She is the most fucking useless lying piece of unpatriotic shit imaginable.

    Wrongly thought when voted in as Prime Minister that she was a woman of principle and honour. My next door neighbour wisely told me not to expect too much from her as she talks a good game but fuck all else.

    Well, he was right, and I was wrong.

    After Blair she has just moved up to my all time number two (very aptly) ahead of Suckdick.

    Street party when she is ousted from the Tory’s or croaks it. The sooner the better.

    Felt better after I wrote to her (for a second time) telling her I will be voting UKIP in future.

    Stupid disgraceful bitch.

  6. The writing was already on the wall on April 24th 2016, when as Home Secretary she made a rare appearance on the Andrew Marr show as a Remain ‘campaigner’ to crookedly state that the UK already had full control over its borders and that remaining in the EU meant we could decide who came into the country and who we deported… Lying bitch:

    • Interesting. So if she was truthful, and we did have complete control of our borders, then by her lack of action shows she was a fucking useless waste of time as Home Secretary.

      • I saw that interview live… it was a Goebbels ‘eat yer heart out’ moment. It was a classic example of Hitler’s BIG LIE propaganda technique. Fucking gobsmacking!

        And STILL I gave evil cunt the benefit of the doubt when she became PM. We so much wanted to believe. A case of desperate hope over experience.

  7. The game is very nearly up for the treacherous bitch. She has been found wanting on so many occassions and has always managed somehow to survive. Following the discovery that she consulted with Merkel, and agreed the detail before her cabinet, she has proven herself to be in league with the EU snot gobblers, and there for is treasonous.

    Her arrogance, her distaste for the electorate and her reckless disregard for any agenda other than Mamma Merkels shows the bitch for the class A cunt that she is.

    Trump has fucked off Merkel and told her how it is. Now it’s Mrs Jelly’s turn, and it aint gonna be pretty. Instead of hearing gushing and fawning praise from her selected arse crawlers, she is going to hear some home truths from a man who she cannot intimidate or bribe.

    I wait with baited breath for the fall out for this encounter with Trump. Will she go? FUCKING HOPE SO!!!

    • I really wouldn’t mind being annexed by America at this point if it meant we could have the Donald as our leader.

    • She might actually prove harder to dislodge than Thatcher. At least Thatch had a few rudimentary feelings, and some pride. May’s skin must be thicker than Mugabe’s… otherwise she’d have been gone long ago.

      The bitch is a complete fucking conundrum: tough as nails in the Commons, weak as a wet lettuce with Brussels. And virtually invisible on the election campaign trail…

      Am beginning to think she really is a robot, controlled remotely by the 5th Columnist Civil Service at the behest of their lords and masters in the 4th Reich.

      • Indeed, I fear the old bitch will stick like shit to a blanket.
        She needs to be dropped into a vat of boiling Jeyes Fluid.

    • I just hope Mrs.May-Not was wearing her rubber knickers last night because I bet she was pissing herself when the Donald told her a few home truths. More Tena-Lady for the treachorous old cunt

  8. May…… a phoney, sell-out, useless, two-faced, backstabbing, weak, pathetic waste of space and surely in the annals of worst PM ever. Right up there with Blair, Heath, Major and Brown.

  9. I am sure there are many who would want to beat the Maybitch with a rusty shovel for the carnage she is about to inflict on the UK.

    I really can’t believe she is that pig-shit thick in that when she presents her precious plan to the EU, they will reject it on the basis that it is a cherry picking exercise, in their eyes. But she isn’t, is she? Deviousness is the order of the day with the Maybitch.

    Then what? Article 50 is already served and it will take a second referendum for the public to agree to a no deal exit or to remain in the warm and cosy bosom of the EU. Its is so clear how May is seeking to engineer this.
    “I did my best to negotiate a deal”,but…

    “UK companies threatening to leave which will result in thousands of job losses.”

    “With these developments in mind, which were not foreseeable in June 2016, I wouldn’t be doing my job correctly as Prime Minister if I didn’t always present all possible options for the electorate to re-consider as negotiations have since progressed. Here is a 2nd referendum”

    The cunt will bring us here – that much is clear. Project Fear Part 38.

    • If it was a choice between Remain and the rotten deal she ‘negotiates’, it would be Remain by a landslide!

      The only rational alternative to her bad deal on the ballot paper would be ‘Leave on WTO rules’. Otherwise there’s no incentive to get a good deal. Not that we could get one anyway – it’s the EU’s priority to give us a bad deal – as a deterrent to other members thinking of following in our footsteps.

      • There Is more than a glimmer of truth in that post RTC – in fact the more I consider your short post the more it makes sense. Fucking it up royally quite accidentally on purpose would follow the theory that this useless cunt was prepared to “take one for the team”. When you found out the hunchback cunt had already had a pow wow with Herr Merkel to run it past her before taking it to parliament is lamentable but not unexpected. We will have to wait the 50(?) year rule for disclosing of secret documents but this whole fucking Fred Karno’s army scenario has all the classic signs that we have been shafted up the shitter and in 50 years time it will be gleefully seen as a triumph of its age – the boomers will have gone and Europe will be populated by mud coloured easily manageable Heinz 57 type mongrels. A war free Europe, the iron, steel and coal trades federation or the “common market” was easy to understand and comprehend, even acceptable. We didn’t ask for a Federal Europe where all the laws and rules were made by some unelected and largely unknown (outside of Brussels) organisation sucking our tits dry. If you have a look a the make up of the EU, as in the names and titles these cunts are given it would make your fucking head spin but the mud coloured wont have to worry about that as it will be other mud coloured people making all the rules. We can then just regard the world wars and decimation of countries as folk tales because anyone who is around in 50 years will be part of the mud coloured enlightened new world with no barriers or borders. Statues of Churchill, Wellington and Nelson will have been replaced by images of Donald Tusk, Junker and Barnier – revered and awaiting beatification by the local Imam. Capitals will be renamed places like Sorosistan and Blairingham. This country / continent / world is surely on its last legs. I would fear for my bairns but I hope they have the gumption and balls to do something about it but I don’t have much hope of too many of my little breed of right wingers outbreeding the mud coloured race.

      • Great post Cunto, much food for thought. This country is finished imho. Brexit or no Brexit. The stupid are outbreeding the sensible… and that’s merely the tip of the iceberg.

        Am now past caring to be honest.

      • In my opinion you should treat the oily heap of corrupt shits of the EU with their constant demands and threats exactly the same way you would treat religous nuts who come to the front door, or pikeys who want to *mend* your drive. Just shut the dor in their faces and if they don’t go away immediately tell them firmly and politely to fuck off.

  10. As ever where this fucking Hammer Horror cunt is concerned, these cuntings are wholly justified. Can’t really add anything other than she is a cynical cunt of the highest order, back me or get Steptoe, cunt.
    On a totally unrelated matter. I was emptying my trailer earlier on and found that some filthy cunt had chucked a dirty nappy in it, fucking retard, I hope he / she gets fucking dysentery.
    Good evening.

  11. Davis was a prime example of her intents. Supposedly the Brexit minister his powers were non-existent, everything came from May and her close advisors. No negotiation just capitulation.
    I trust that she will be given the bums rush very soon.

  12. That fucking old whore Miller is on QT tonight. You know, that foreign bitch who spent thousands of her own (yeah right) money trying to reverse democracy.
    I wonder how far her tongue will go up Mavis’s arse tonight?

    • I hate Gina fishcunt Miller more than I’ve hated any woman in my entire life; and yes, that includes the Maycunt.

      • I thought she would be too busy protesting a visit from the democratically elected leader of the free world and closest ally.

      • Indeed. It’s possible that, were I to be driving a steam roller and Gina Miller and my ghastly cunt wife were incapacitated on the ground and I could only pulverise one of them, I might…might…choose Monkey Miller. Holy shit, what a choice. I’d like both of them crushed to atoms.

      • Have you actually considered that divorce might be a simpler course of action?

        Short term pain long term gain?

      • Ho ho, I’ve looked into all the options and would be financially raped worse than a lubed-up botty at Michael Barrymore’s pool party.

      • You’re probably right – a hitman is clearly the answer. Cheaper, final and more dependable.

      • The old cunt recently bought herself an appearance on Any Questions as well. The old tramp suffers night starvation. Her husband ought to give her what she really wants – a long hard BRUTAL fuck.

        She is a patronising ugly old whore, who ought to be dumped in a tub of her own piss and shit

    • I’m betting Minger will refer to the Chequers proposal as “Extreme Brexit”, ha ha!

      Meanwhile, in the interest of balance, I have to say Melania’s looking very fuckable tonight. But then she usually does.

      • Indeed she does RTC, very fuckable indeed. I’ll bet she’s getting a length off the security staff and that Big Don’s dick hasn’t been anywhere near her in years.

      • Well she wouldn’t want to make Stormy Daniels jealous, would she?

    • Gave up with QT some time ago Freddie.

      Cannot stand it any more.

      The bollocks Remainers come out with boils my blood.

  13. its blindingly simple isnt it? she voted Remain, her heart is not in Brexit and although she understands she can’t ignore the result of the referendum she is trying to push through the softest of soft Brexits. at least Cameron was honest enough to admit he wasn’t going to spend years pushing through something he didnt agree with..

  14. Remoaner Time is from Dartford tonight which voted 64 % leave. I know a couple of people who live around there and all they ever talk about is fucking immos and what cunts they are.
    Hopefully the slag will get a rough ride.

    • She doesn’t give a flying fuck about the electorate or what they want.

    • Dartford has always struck me as the sort of place people “disappear”; a bit like Epping Forest.

      Here’s hoping…

  15. May presses for US trade deal at dinner.

    Trump should tell her that until she recognises the referendum result snd does what the electorate voted for she cannot be trusted to honour a trade deal and can go fuck herself.

  16. A dangerous game this weak fucker is playing. Enrage the left and you get organised moaning and placard waving. Enrage the right and you can get some serious fucking opposition that will leave the place burning.

    This useless bitch surely has now merited a prime position on the wall of cunts?

  17. This country deserves everything it gets

    Weak spineless leaders, weak and pathetic disinterested politically unaware voters.

    Fed up.

  18. Who the fuck would queue with a kid for 5 hours to buy a fucking shit teddy bear.

    They should have stuffed them full of novichok rather than the bollocks little hearts they put in – that would certainly make the world a better place.

    • Pathetic cunts with no fucking brains whatsoever.

      People who think teddies are important.

      People who watch Love Island and Britain’s got no talent.

      People who think a Michael McIntyre and Keith Lemon are funny.

      People who think Jeremy Corbyn is a nice caring bloke and who think everyone deserves to be a winner.

      People who spend a lot of time on social media and have Alexa’s.

      People who have no fucking thought for anyone else other than their spoilt fucking kids.

      Bland boring uneducated selfish pathetic fuckers

      Is it any wonder this country is in a fucking state.

  19. All that, but the unfortunate cow had a container of shit dumped on her when the pigfucker exited stage left – and no-one seriously wants to take over as the shit is still there. She’s no more spineless than your average whipped cur of an MP, none of whom in any party are capable of grabbing the Brexit issue by the neck and making the necessary decisions. Which are far reaching and traumatic, but no more than continuing with the present profitable -to them- symbiosis with German banks will be, as the EU crumbles under the weight of its undemocratic bureaucracy.
    Surrounded by backstabbers, none of whom will take any responsibility themselves, faced with the unelected inchoate shambles that is EU bureaucracy, leant on by businesses based on EU trade, and as always, unsatisfiable financiers,
    she’s not in a good position at all. A strong PM with the Commons behind him…ok or her…would probably have to declare a state of emergency and a national government to get any kind of meaningful Brexit, if only to convince the EU he/she meant business. But she’s not strong, and she doesn’t have the Commons behind her. Rather sorry for her, myself.

    • Ha ha – that’s even funnier than the clip of Killary Cunton collapsing during the U.S. election!

    • Some fools have tried defending Druncker, citing sciatica.

      My Da had degeneration of some lumbar discs, which lead to his nerves being ground between said parts, on occasions. Result ? Lying on a pile of blankets on the floor for a month. Couldn’t even cope with a mattress. Uncle had lumbago, and it was the only time he ever skipped work – again, about 2 – 3 weeks.

      If Druncker is suffering appalling pack pain, he wouldn’t be walking around. The old cuuuuuunt has just overdone the Chateauneuf du Pape. At our expense.

  20. Trump reportedly has just stated that May’s Brexit proposal would kill any trade deal with the U.S…

    • …neatly playing into May’s hands. Bolstering her case for a second referendum. “The US won’t give us a deal so we need to give the public a chance to think about the options available”.

      She has deliberately holed the hull of good ship Brexit and will have the brass neck to meekly plead that she has done all she can to try and deliver Brexit, but it will be too damaging to the country.

      Fucking old hagcunt.

      • That’s it.

        “It’s beyond my control… I’ve put my heart and soul into Brexit… it simply can’t be done… what do you want now… terminal chaos or remain?

        “This is your decision. The Government will implement what you decide…”

  21. We all need to contact our MP if they are Conservative and advise them that we will never vote for them again if this is pursued.

    The cunt in my constituency won by less then 100 votes last time out so it may make the fucker think for a second before totally ignoring the electorate.

    • Our reasonable Tory MP lost narrowly to a Labour remoaner, thanks to Mavis May’s (deliberately?) deplorable campaign.

  22. My employer sent a response to my resignation asking for me to come to a leaving interview to give my views on my employment and feedback on my experiences.

    They do not know what they have let themselves in for.

    • My advice is to decline if you can. They’re going through the PC motions, are not really interested and you will give them an excuse to give you a shit reference.

      If you have to go through with it, stonewall and say as little as possible. My understanding is they can’t make you attend but they may try and bully you into it.

      Just tell them you got offered a better job and walk away…

    • I’ve only ever had one of these and I was lucky since I didn’t need the reference as I was going to work for a person I’d previously worked for and he knew my capabilities, I didn’t even put the job down on my CV. I genuinely thought they were taking the piss. I’d been there for over a year and they insisted I watch the Manual Handling video the last fucking day, great help. I’d also earned myself a verbal warning for going for a fag since I no longer cared. They said that it seemed rather pointless to try to enforce it. Really? I gave them the reasons I was leaving, the usual – shit pay shit conditions, management that are only there when they want to bollock somebody for doing something he wasn’t supposed to, even if the poor bastard didn’t know he wasn’t supposed to etc, and otherwise are less use than a pile of horseshit, at least you can grow something in that.

  23. More like King Hungry VIII am I right fellas lol I like how the last one basically says fuck it i’m fat

    Imagine being the blacksmith hahaha poor fucker probably got beheaded for not answering fast enough whether he thought the armour made him look like a fat fuck “No your highness you definitely don’t look like a gigantic fatty in that armour I just designed for you”

  24. Great cunting Deploy The Sausage great rundown of her betrayal from 2016-2018 same with you Quick Draw you guys summarised nicely how I think of this whole scandal Cheers

    • The term “Brexit Scandal” should be given widespread covering as a result of the efforts of quisling cunt May and her team of sphincterlickers. Cunts

  25. Treason May should walk and take the treacherous Cuntosaurus Clarke and Notts witch Sour-berries with her.

    I’ve never heard this cunt mention “Trade Deficit” once and has sold out her own people with a worst of both worlds deal.

    If she’s still in power by Monday I wouldn’t be surprised if those 47 names miraculously appear on the Tory chief whip’s desk!

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