Congratulation to Shaun i.e me who correctly predicted that progressive rock legend Jon Hiseman of Colosseum and the Graham Bond Organisation would be the next dead dude.He died early this morning aged 73.He is survived by his wife Barbara who was a fellow member of Colosseum.
On to Deadpool 95:
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Leslie Grantham
John McCain
Rolf Harris
Stuart Hall
William Shatner
Vince Cable
Alan Greenspan
0
Bugger Vince has been taken.
A C Grayling instead
0
CumnockCunt, sorry to say, I already have the Krankie in my Deadpool. Sorry.
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Jerome Valcke
Geoff Hurst
0
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
0
Ken Leach, sorry Louse, er I mean Loach.
If they could find a means to turn film into toilet paper, I’d willingly stretch out ‘I, Daniel Blake’ to as many Stygian-filth streaked sheets as possible.
1
Rudy Giuliani
Joan Collins
Rusty Warren
Marlo Thomas
Raquel Welch
0
Timothy Dalton in case one of my 5 was already taken.
0
Gerald Harper
Petula Clark
Pearl Carr
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris
0