Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted that Eurovision singer and Radio Luxembourg DJ Teddy Johnson would be the next dead dude. Johnson was best known for having a singing double act with his wife Pearl Carr with them even coming second in the Eurovision Song Contest in 1959. Johnson was 98 and had been living in Brinsworth House with his wife of 62 years for some time. He is survived by his wife. There was confusion about whether he has died but confirmation has come from a Eurovision Website who interviewed him last year.
On to Deadpool 94:
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My picks (Shaun)
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Jon Hiseman
John McCain
Fuck me sideways ozzy taken
Right
Nicola Sturgeon
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Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Sir Nicholas Soames
Meatloaf
Roy Walker
0
Rolf Harris. Larry King. Elton John. Eddie Large. Stuart Hall.
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I bagged Rolf and Stu already.
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Lloyd Price
Walter Mercado
Mamie Van Doren
Jessi Colter
George Takei
0
Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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David Van Day
Denis Norden
Gordon Banks
Ric Flair
Paul Gascoigne
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NOTE FROM ADMIN CENTRAL : We need your new email Shaun or there’s a danger the system could lock you out
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Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Michael Barrymore
Former Pope Benedict
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No worries. I like the Film Actors Guild / Scots Natzi theme. Happy to see any of those fuckers croak.
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Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
James Randi
Yoko Ono
George ‘Johnny’ Johnson (Dambuster)
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Instead orf Parsons I’ll have
Charles Krauthammer
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