A drive-by cunting please for Graun journo Carole Cadwalladr.

Who she be? She be the stupidly-named shitcunt, quinoa and falafel quaffing credentials included, who ‘broke’ the whole “vote leave cheated via Cambridge Analytica and AggregateIQ”. Much shouting and press interest ensued. Funny though, because Panorama dropped a planned special on this and almost nothing has been heard on TV since it broke last week. Why?

That my friends is because Cadwalladr served up a crock of shite. Last weekend’s Observer, buried on page 50, featured a retraction apologising for the erroneous link. Too late though, because people will only remember the maniacal left’s fake news and deafening fucking tub-thumping. As with the ministry of truth’s distortion of the £350m figure and associated claims, so too will this untruth keep a tarnish on the vote in the minds of many.

But that isn’t all folks – the cunt had to make a second concession in the space of a week for erroneous fact-checking, with a piece implying, incorrectly, that pob tribute act Michael Gove MP had some dodgy involvement in false domain name registration of a website, all to manipulate spending figures for the leave campaign.

This ‘award winning’ journo typifies the Orwellian style of left-wing coverage. Take a tenet of something you don’t agree with, warp it and rail against it with an accompaniment of floor-stamping Birkenstocks. Who needs basic research of fundamentals when a red-haired, woofter like Chris Wylie – the IT version of Walter Mitty – is your trump fucking card.

Cadwalladr, you are a stupid fucking cunt and I do verily hope you find yourself unemployable after this fucking debacle.

Nominated by. The Empire Cunts Back

I’d like to Cunt “Sacred Cows”

‘Questioning the Holocaust is not the same as denying it’: Labour suspends candidate over anti-Semitic posts.
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Apparently it is now a crime to even question the extent of the Holocaust. Is there any other event in history which is,apparently,beyond question? We can talk freely about the genocide in Rwanda,Pol Pot in Cambodia,ethnic cleansing in Kosovo,but no debate about the extent of the Holocaust is allowed without screams of “Anti-Semitism” drowning out any voice that questions the official version of events.

True or not,and I certainly have no right or reason to doubt the official version,surely it can’t be right that one particular event in history can remain beyond scrutiny or revision? We often complain on here about the erosion of the Freedom of Speech,and yet seem perfectly happy to allow anyone who as much as raises any question about certain aspects of history to be Nailed to the Cross.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

I want to Cunt health bores.

While out for a drink,I had the misfortune to run into an old acquaintance . I hadn’t seen him for months but had heard something about him being in hospital. I made the mistake of asking him how he was keeping…What a fucking error that was,the Cunt proceeded to tell me all about his fucking operation. He’d got to the point of undoing his trouser buttons to show me his stitches when I had to stop the malingering old Sod.

Safe in the knowledge that he was sporting a piss-bag which I’d squeeze (wet dream in reverse?) if he cut up rough,I told him that I’d only asked out of politeness, not genuine interest,and that he was a moaning old bugger who wouldn’t be happy if someone decked his arse with diamonds. He then had the gall (if not the gallbladder any longer) to call me a selfish Cunt! I told him that it was probably my taxes that had paid for his operation,considering that he’s been retired for years and so can’t have been paying enough tax to cover what he’d obviously cost the NHS,so I could hardly be accused of being selfish.

People should realise that an enquiry into their health,unless from a doctor or funeral director, isn’t an invitation to recount the gross details of their gradual decay to all and sundry.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler