Dead Pool [86]

Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted that the comedian Ken Dodd of Diddy men and tickling stick fame would be the next dead dude.Dodd was 90 and had recently been in hospital for a chest infection and married his partner of over 40 years just days ago.R.I.P Doddy!

So on to Deadpool 86

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


My nominations (Shaun of the Dead):
Leah Bracknell
Marieke Vervoot
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Manohar Parrikar
Colin Butts

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [86]

  1. First in you cunts

    Doris Day
    Jimmy Carter
    Kirk Douglas
    Franco Zeferreli
    Teddy Johnson

  2. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
    Linda Nolan
    Stirling Moss
    Betty White
    John McCain

    We remember Ken Dodd for getting a knighthood for services to tax evasion and for his two most famous diddy men, Diddy Pay and Diddy Hell.

  3. Peter Sutcliffe
    David Berkowitz
    Robert Mugabe
    George Bush senior
    Peter Tobin

  4. Hal Holbrook
    Dennis Waterman
    John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbit

    Congrats Sir Limply…

  5. David Gold
    David Sullivan
    Karen Brady
    Trevor fucking Brooking

    and last but by very means most vehemently
    Alan Pardew

    • Boing boing! They’ll only bring in someone from the managerial merry go round. Probably Cotterill.

  6. Well done, Sir Limply…
    Doddy was a lot funnier than the cuntish comedians we get today….

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Cleo Laine
    Pete Murray
    Bill Wyman

  7. Doddy always reminds me of U2…
    It’s because some critic once aptly referred to their Joshua Tree and Rattle & Hum period as ‘Diddymen in the desert’…

  8. In 1. Its Jim Bowen.

    In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant celebrity inmate. Its a luxury villa she’s at waiting for the exchange aka Boris & the briefcase. Happy 2nd Iranian Mothers day and be careful what you eat.

    In 3. Its another Stay Away Mum on holiday, its Kate McCann. “Oops, I forgot to say, I’ve doped them up already”.

    In 4. Keeping the gender fluids happy with a Stay Away Dad, its Gerry McCann. “Oh, I gave them a few spoonfuls too. Should be okay. Let’s go for dinner, I’m starving”

    They should have both stayed away…for life, behind bars in Portugal and someone could have made them disappear at night.

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt) She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed price alcohol?
    No, its getting used to give free abortions to loose legged Oirish birds which previously cost said birds £650+….C’mon in the party’s here and its all on the house.

  9. Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Laura Kuntsberg
    Emma Twatson

  10. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  11. Oleg Gordievsky
    Igor Sutyagin
    Yuri Shvets
    Vladimir Rezun
    Boris Karpikchov (third time lucky)

    Natural deaths, obvs.

      • правдоподобное отрицание means plausible denial – when spelt correctly

      • The full quote is from McMaster :
        Россия перешла от правдоподобного отрицания к неправдоподобному

        “Russia has moved from plausible to implausible denial”

      • Glad you got my drift in the end. If I ever see you being mildly amusing, I’ll stamp all over your posts too.

      • Strictly speaking, of course, you can’t actually see me doing anything as this site is not a visual medium (no pun intended).

        And it’s not possible to literally stamp on my posts as they are held in a digital medium and have no access from your pedal appendage.

        Just saying. Have a nice day – or more precisely, a nice late afternoon and evening.

  12. Gerald Harper
    Bill Maynard
    Katie Boyle
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  13. Billy Connelly
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
    Willie Nelson
    Dolly Parton

  14. Congrats

    Bill Treacher
    Petula Clarke
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Julie Goodyear
    Ray Kennedy

  15. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    George Takei (sulu)

  16. Vince Cable
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Caroline Lucas
    Nick Clegg
    John McDonnell

    The cuntiest of cunts

    • I hope you win five prizes Smeggy, for services to humanity if nothing else. Plus BLair or Blare or however the cunt spells his name.

  17. Donald Sutherland
    Stirling Moss
    Bob Hawke
    Sergei V. Skripal The Doped Double Agent
    Yulia S. Skripal The Daughter

    (Moss is taken – Admin)

  18. Cant forgive Doddy for his appalling songs. Hope they look under his bed for his funeral money.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Roy Hudd
    Barry Cryer
    Jean Claud Drunker

    Hudd & Cryer will be sadly missed. Fuck the others.

  19. Some fashion designer I have never heard of has pegged it. Probably Shaun’s.

    • Most likely Robbie Rotten next, final stages of cancer, poor young cunt, only 42.

  20. Seeing as all of my previous picks have been nicked by other cunts I will have a fresh go –
    Herman Wouk
    Lord Carrington
    Doris Day
    Jimmy Greaves
    Stephen Hawking – how can he have even made it to 76?

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