Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted that the comedian Ken Dodd of Diddy men and tickling stick fame would be the next dead dude.Dodd was 90 and had recently been in hospital for a chest infection and married his partner of over 40 years just days ago.R.I.P Doddy!
So on to Deadpool 86
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
My nominations (Shaun of the Dead):
Stefan Karl Stefannson
First in you cunts
Olivia de Havilland
Peter, Lord Carrington
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
We remember Ken Dodd for getting a knighthood for services to tax evasion and for his two most famous diddy men, Diddy Pay and Diddy Hell.
George Bush senior
Congrats Sir Limply…
You don’t like her do you?
And their like. Hmm? Wishful thinking.
Trevor fucking Brooking
and last but by very means most vehemently
Boing boing! They’ll only bring in someone from the managerial merry go round. Probably Cotterill.
Well done, Sir Limply…
Doddy was a lot funnier than the cuntish comedians we get today….
Frank O’ Farrell
Doddy always reminds me of U2…
It’s because some critic once aptly referred to their Joshua Tree and Rattle & Hum period as ‘Diddymen in the desert’…
In 1. Its Jim Bowen.
In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant celebrity inmate. Its a luxury villa she’s at waiting for the exchange aka Boris & the briefcase. Happy 2nd Iranian Mothers day and be careful what you eat.
In 3. Its another Stay Away Mum on holiday, its Kate McCann. “Oops, I forgot to say, I’ve doped them up already”.
In 4. Keeping the gender fluids happy with a Stay Away Dad, its Gerry McCann. “Oh, I gave them a few spoonfuls too. Should be okay. Let’s go for dinner, I’m starving”
They should have both stayed away…for life, behind bars in Portugal and someone could have made them disappear at night.
5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt) She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed price alcohol?
No, its getting used to give free abortions to loose legged Oirish birds which previously cost said birds £650+….C’mon in the party’s here and its all on the house.
Silly Jilly Cooper
Pam “fucking” Ayres
Boris Karpikchov (third time lucky)
Natural deaths, obvs.
You don’t ‘Work’ in the Kremlin by any chance do you Komodo?
(неправдоподобное отрицание )
правдоподобное отрицание means plausible denial – when spelt correctly
And what I said means implausible denial.
The full quote is from McMaster :
Россия перешла от правдоподобного отрицания к неправдоподобному
“Russia has moved from plausible to implausible denial”
Glad you got my drift in the end. If I ever see you being mildly amusing, I’ll stamp all over your posts too.
Strictly speaking, of course, you can’t actually see me doing anything as this site is not a visual medium (no pun intended).
And it’s not possible to literally stamp on my posts as they are held in a digital medium and have no access from your pedal appendage.
Just saying. Have a nice day – or more precisely, a nice late afternoon and evening.
David Van Day
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
George Takei (sulu)
The cuntiest of cunts
I hope you win five prizes Smeggy, for services to humanity if nothing else. Plus BLair or Blare or however the cunt spells his name.
Sergei V. Skripal The Doped Double Agent
Yulia S. Skripal The Daughter
(Moss is taken – Admin)
Apols I did miss it, Ill go Jimmy Carter
Cant forgive Doddy for his appalling songs. Hope they look under his bed for his funeral money.
Yoko fucking Ono
Jean Claud Drunker
Hudd & Cryer will be sadly missed. Fuck the others.
Related to that Bob Cryer copper cunt from Sunhill by chance?
Some fashion designer I have never heard of has pegged it. Probably Shaun’s.
Most likely Robbie Rotten next, final stages of cancer, poor young cunt, only 42.
Seeing as all of my previous picks have been nicked by other cunts I will have a fresh go –
Stephen Hawking – how can he have even made it to 76?
He has a really good wheelchair.
Well, 76 is a far as he got!
Congrats Proper Cunt.