Dead Pool [86]

Posted on March 12, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Sir Limpy Stoke who correctly predicted that the comedian Ken Dodd of Diddy men and tickling stick fame would be the next dead dude.Dodd was 90 and had recently been in hospital for a chest infection and married his partner of over 40 years just days ago.R.I.P Doddy!

So on to Deadpool 86

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My nominations (Shaun of the Dead):
Leah Bracknell
Marieke Vervoot
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Manohar Parrikar
Colin Butts

69 thoughts on “Dead Pool [86]”

Liberal Liquator on March 12, 2018 at 6:47 am said:

Barbara Bush
Warren Buffett
Michael Douglas
Henry Kissinger
Bob Dole

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Freddie the Frog on March 12, 2018 at 6:49 am said:

First in you cunts

Doris Day
Jimmy Carter
Kirk Douglas
Franco Zeferreli
Teddy Johnson

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Dioclese on March 12, 2018 at 6:52 am said:

Stan Lee
Olivia de Havilland
Peter, Lord Carrington
Pierre Cardin
Bill Turnbull

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'Er indoors on March 12, 2018 at 6:53 am said:

Javier Perez de Cuelar
Vera Lynn
Doris Day
Jimmy Greaves
Herman Wouk

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Pedantic Cunt on March 12, 2018 at 7:14 am said:

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Linda Nolan
Stirling Moss
Betty White
John McCain

We remember Ken Dodd for getting a knighthood for services to tax evasion and for his two most famous diddy men, Diddy Pay and Diddy Hell.

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J R Cuntley on March 12, 2018 at 7:32 am said:

Tessa Jowell
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Bill Clinton
Bridget Bardot

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Gutstick Japseye on March 12, 2018 at 7:36 am said:

Peter Sutcliffe
David Berkowitz
Robert Mugabe
George Bush senior
Peter Tobin

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Mr Bastard on March 12, 2018 at 7:38 am said:

Hal Holbrook
Dennis Waterman
John Carpenter
Al Leong
Derren Nesbit

Congrats Sir Limply…

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kravdarth on March 12, 2018 at 7:43 am said:

Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen

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- Freddie the Frog on March 12, 2018 at 7:48 am said:
  
  You don’t like her do you?
  
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- Clactonite on March 12, 2018 at 10:40 am said:
  
  Spice Girls
  Spice Girls
  Spice Girls
  Spice Girls
  Spice Girls
  
  And their like. Hmm? Wishful thinking.
  
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Slipper of the Yard on March 12, 2018 at 7:46 am said:

Michael Aspel
Stanley Baxter
Lionel Blair
Jack Jones
Tony Bennet

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Cuntably Numb on March 12, 2018 at 7:53 am said:

David Gold
David Sullivan
Karen Brady
Trevor fucking Brooking

and last but by very means most vehemently
Alan Pardew

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- G-Man on March 12, 2018 at 9:29 am said:
  
  Boing boing! They’ll only bring in someone from the managerial merry go round. Probably Cotterill.
  
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Norman on March 12, 2018 at 7:56 am said:

Well done, Sir Limply…
Doddy was a lot funnier than the cuntish comedians we get today….

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Cleo Laine
Pete Murray
Bill Wyman

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Cuntsville on March 12, 2018 at 8:02 am said:

Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker

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Cunt's Mate Cunt on March 12, 2018 at 8:07 am said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Norman on March 12, 2018 at 8:09 am said:

Doddy always reminds me of U2…
It’s because some critic once aptly referred to their Joshua Tree and Rattle & Hum period as ‘Diddymen in the desert’…

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Basement Bob on March 12, 2018 at 8:26 am said:

In 1. Its Jim Bowen.

In 2. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe, Britain’s favourite Journo, sorry I meant celebrity inmate. Its a luxury villa she’s at waiting for the exchange aka Boris & the briefcase. Happy 2nd Iranian Mothers day and be careful what you eat.

In 3. Its another Stay Away Mum on holiday, its Kate McCann. “Oops, I forgot to say, I’ve doped them up already”.

In 4. Keeping the gender fluids happy with a Stay Away Dad, its Gerry McCann. “Oh, I gave them a few spoonfuls too. Should be okay. Let’s go for dinner, I’m starving”

They should have both stayed away…for life, behind bars in Portugal and someone could have made them disappear at night.

5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. (Scotland’s equivalent to Jeremy Hunt) She’s planning to reinvent NHS Scotland with the money raised from fixed price alcohol?
No, its getting used to give free abortions to loose legged Oirish birds which previously cost said birds £650+….C’mon in the party’s here and its all on the house.

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HBelindaHubbard on March 12, 2018 at 8:31 am said:

Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
Silly Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Laura Kuntsberg
Emma Twatson

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Rebel without a Cunt! on March 12, 2018 at 8:32 am said:

Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres

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Komodo on March 12, 2018 at 8:35 am said:

Oleg Gordievsky
Igor Sutyagin
Yuri Shvets
Vladimir Rezun
Boris Karpikchov (third time lucky)

Natural deaths, obvs.

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- Black and White Cunt on March 12, 2018 at 8:39 am said:
  
  You don’t ‘Work’ in the Kremlin by any chance do you Komodo?
  
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  - Komodo on March 12, 2018 at 8:53 am said:
    
    (неправдоподобное отрицание )
    
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  - Pedantic cunt on March 12, 2018 at 9:15 am said:
    
    правдоподобное отрицание means plausible denial – when spelt correctly
    
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  - Komodo on March 12, 2018 at 9:24 am said:
    
    And what I said means implausible denial.
    
    Pedantic cunt.
    
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  - Pedantic cunt on March 12, 2018 at 1:47 pm said:
    
    The full quote is from McMaster :
    Россия перешла от правдоподобного отрицания к неправдоподобному
    
    “Russia has moved from plausible to implausible denial”
    
    1
  - Komodo on March 12, 2018 at 2:15 pm said:
    
    Glad you got my drift in the end. If I ever see you being mildly amusing, I’ll stamp all over your posts too.
    
    4
  - Pedantic cunt on March 12, 2018 at 5:24 pm said:
    
    Strictly speaking, of course, you can’t actually see me doing anything as this site is not a visual medium (no pun intended).
    
    And it’s not possible to literally stamp on my posts as they are held in a digital medium and have no access from your pedal appendage.
    
    Just saying. Have a nice day – or more precisely, a nice late afternoon and evening.
    
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Black and White Cunt on March 12, 2018 at 8:37 am said:

Clive James
Murray Walker
Gordon Banks
David Van Day
Denis Norden

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Boris the Boilsucker on March 12, 2018 at 9:16 am said:

Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Millicent Martin
Desmond Morris

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Cumnock Cunt on March 12, 2018 at 9:23 am said:

Billy Connelly
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
Willie Nelson
Dolly Parton

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BastardWellBastard on March 12, 2018 at 9:50 am said:

Congrats

Bill Treacher
Petula Clarke
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Julie Goodyear
Ray Kennedy

0
deploythesausage on March 12, 2018 at 9:54 am said:

Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Madeleine albright
George Takei (sulu)

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Smeggy Frenulum on March 12, 2018 at 10:31 am said:

Vince Cable
Jeremy Corbyn
Caroline Lucas
Nick Clegg
John McDonnell

The cuntiest of cunts

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- Clactonite on March 12, 2018 at 10:44 am said:
  
  I hope you win five prizes Smeggy, for services to humanity if nothing else. Plus BLair or Blare or however the cunt spells his name.
  
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King Cunt on March 12, 2018 at 11:46 am said:

Donald Sutherland
Stirling Moss
Bob Hawke
Sergei V. Skripal The Doped Double Agent
Yulia S. Skripal The Daughter

(Moss is taken – Admin)

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- King Cunt on March 13, 2018 at 11:42 am said:
  
  Apols I did miss it, Ill go Jimmy Carter
  
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A R Sole on March 12, 2018 at 11:57 am said:

Ray Reardon
June Whitfield
Michael Heseltine
Windsor Davis
Kenneth Clarke

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on March 12, 2018 at 1:29 pm said:

Cant forgive Doddy for his appalling songs. Hope they look under his bed for his funeral money.

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Roy Hudd
Barry Cryer
Jean Claud Drunker

Hudd & Cryer will be sadly missed. Fuck the others.

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- Basement Bob on March 12, 2018 at 11:03 pm said:
  
  Related to that Bob Cryer copper cunt from Sunhill by chance?
  
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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on March 12, 2018 at 1:31 pm said:

Some fashion designer I have never heard of has pegged it. Probably Shaun’s.

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- Dick Byrne on March 12, 2018 at 1:46 pm said:
  
  Most likely Robbie Rotten next, final stages of cancer, poor young cunt, only 42.
  
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Proper Cunt on March 12, 2018 at 2:18 pm said:

Seeing as all of my previous picks have been nicked by other cunts I will have a fresh go –
Herman Wouk
Lord Carrington
Doris Day
Jimmy Greaves
Stephen Hawking – how can he have even made it to 76?

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- Smeggy Frenulum on March 12, 2018 at 3:53 pm said:
  
  He has a really good wheelchair.
  
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- Dick Byrne on March 14, 2018 at 4:31 am said:
  
  Well, 76 is a far as he got!
  
  Nice work.
  
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- Basement Bob on March 14, 2018 at 4:54 am said:
  
  Congrats Proper Cunt.
  
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