Dead Pool [85]

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Fuck me! Somebody other than Shaun has won the Dead Pool!

Well done another old stalwart, Dioclese, who predicted the demise of US evangelist Billy Graham. Must have been devine inspiration!

So on to Deadpool 85

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [85]”

  6. Fuck! I’ve been gazumped again! Forget about that entry please. I’ll come back later.

  8. I have been peddling these cunts for ages. One has got fall of the perch soon.

    Gerald Harper
    Bill Maynard
    Katie Boyle
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  12. Billy Connelly
    Mickey Gilley ( Jerry lees cousin)
    Jerry Lee “ the killer”Lewis
    Willie Nelson
    Duke of Kent

  13. Gina Lollobrigida
    Bernard Cribbins
    Franco Zeferrelli
    Glynis Johns
    Teddy Johnson (of Pearl Carr fame)

  16. Yoko fucking Ono
    Michael Heseltine
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Des O’Connor
    Tony Blackburn

  18. Apparently Jill Gascoigne is utterly riddled with alzheimers now, aged 80 and living in a care home so she’s got to be a good shout.

  19. Camel-laaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Laura Kuntsberg
    Emmaah Twatson
    Silly Jilly Cooper (long overdue, like most of her vaginal-mucus-stained “Take me over the Agaaaah roughly, from behind” novels in the library). Cotswoldian-cum-churn.

  21. Good shout, Dio. Now, if no one’s fucking nicked them:
    Alan Alda
    Donald Sutherland
    Peter Allis
    Aretha Franklin
    Michael Douglas

  24. Good left hook Dio. What a shameless turd Billy Graham was. Fucking rapacious, hoodwinking cunt.

    The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

      • Purely wishful thinking. A sharpened toothbrush handle rammed into his liver would probably do the trick, not that I would advocate such a heinous act.

  26. Nice one mate.

    Me usual picks,

    James Earl Jones
    Gary Glitter
    Freddy Foreman
    Dick Van Dyke
    Robert Duvall

  27. Carol Channing
    OJ Simpson
    Joan Collins
    Queen Sophia de Bourbon or whatever it is
    Denise van Outen

    • Sophia de Custard Cream rings a bell…
      Or generally, for royalty, the family name of Jammy Dodger.

  29. Esther Rantzen
    Sir Philip Green
    Miriam Margoyles
    Vanessa Feltz
    Alan Yentob.

    Good Shot, Dio.

      • No , Shitcake. I’m approaching this problem from a whole new direction…
        I never really minded King Arthur,and to give the old bugger his due,everything he said about a pit hit-list was true.

        I do agree that I’m probably the kindest poster on here.

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