Fuck me! Somebody other than Shaun has won the Dead Pool!
Well done another old stalwart, Dioclese, who predicted the demise of US evangelist Billy Graham. Must have been devine inspiration!
So on to Deadpool 85
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck
Arthur Scargill
Dennis Skinner
Paddy Pantsdown
Gina Minger
Afua Hirsch
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SB, I apologise for misreading…
Thought you’d put Ginga Minger
Which forced me to consider a number of options (Union Jack dresses, dodgy duchesses &c.)
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No worries Belinda…not a hanging offence… probably.
0
Vince McMahon
Ric Flair
Leon ‘Vader’ White
‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
Harley Race
1
Tommy Ramone
Nigel Havers
Iggy Pop
Kenneth Clarke
Bernie Ecclestone
0
Tommy Ramon died several years ago.
0
John Densmore
Carl Palmer
Simon Kirke
Ringo Starr
Steve Upton
0
Olivia Newton John
Bernard Hepton
Robbie Williams
Julie Goodyear
Grace Slick
0
Some.cunt sent me a recent picture of Judy finnegan earlier and she don’t look like she should plan putting on any double albums, if you catch me drift.
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I just got out of hospital after suffering fried chicken withdraw symptoms, lm ok now though. Off to get me some rice and pea an stew chicken. Ya bloodclaats you.
5
‘Allow it, fam’
3
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Jerome Valcke
Geoff Hurst
0
Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen
Lilly Allen
4
Tina Turner
Sarkozy
Beatrix konnigen Nederland
Bjorn Borg
Jimmy Carter
0
Michael Aspel
Peter Purves
Valerie Singleton
Ian Lavender
Martin Peters
1
Jerry Stiller
Donald southerland
Bob Hawke
George bush senior
Charles aznavour
0
Changing Donald Southerland to Stirling Moss
0
Sean Connery
Clint Eastwood
Honor Blackman
Andrew Lloyd Webber
George Alagaih
0
On a night out with some mates including a fetching young blond who happens to be my mates other half.After the last two weeks any inappropriate behavoiour will be dealt with fists not black dresses.
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In the end it was me being inappropriately propositioned by another man!
4
George Sorros (more in hope than expectation)
Prince Phillip (again, one can wish….)
Robert Mugabe (please!)
Rolf Harris
Berni Maddoff
In fact, if the whole lot of them could shuffle off this mortal coil I would be delighted. What a collection of cunts.
1
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
Virginia McKenna
Michael Collins (astronaut)
George “Johnny” Johnson (Dambuster)
0
Bryan Ferry
Hosni Mubarak
Dick van Dyke
Barbara Bush
Henry Kissinger
Peter Green ( fleetwood Mac )
0
That’s six Fenton.
0
Rhonda Fleming
Ken Dodd
Roy Hudd
Fenella Fielding
Jim Dale
0
Where’s Fred these days?
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Family problems. ‘Nuff said. He’ll be back one day..
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Cheers Dio, I nicked a couple of his regulars in the dead pool and wondered why he hasn’t called me a cunt for it.
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Fucking family problems. The world would be a much better place without “family”. Money obsessed bastards. Then there’s the old marriage merry-go-round. Total cunt. Had the feeling the wheels might be coming orf his trolley. Give Fred me respects if inclined and a speedy recovery from whatever.
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Elizabeth Saxe Coburg Gotha
Dick Dale
Keef Richards
Harry Roberts
John Mayall
0
Bill Treacher
Petula Clarke
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Ian st.john
Ray Kennedy
0
Anyone have old Blakey? (Stephen Lewis) Delivered a masterclass in how to be a cunt. “Oooo I ‘ate you Butler”. Learned a lot from him.
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Think you might be about 3 years late Sir Limpers…
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What? Bastard! I’ve been duped. Bugger.
1
No one had Roger Bannister in the pool.
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Well done Sir Limply
I can finally do my best joke!
Ken Dodd died
Did he? (diddy)
No! Doddy!
Baboom tish!
Thank you very much, I’ll be here all week
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Appreciate the heads up DB. As the actress said to the bishop, “a fucking long time coming”. Thought I’d lost me touch. Had the old scarse cunt for years then other bastard cunts started robbing me orf him once he went in to horspital. Sodding fuckers. Came back to papa in the end though so screw the lot orf you.
Knew him somewhat, quite a nice bloke, would always bounce a gag or two orf one another. Two tight to marry his long suffering partner but tied the knot at the end so he would’nt have to leave her any money but she could claim death benefit (2.5 grand) – touching. Doddy’s best gag? Actually what Jimmy Tarbuck cracked aboit him as a guest on the Inland Revenue Tour – cunters will recall his run in over non-declaration of earnings and his enforced tour to pay orf the bill. Also the publicity over his hemorrhoids.
Jimmy Tarbuck:
“You’ll see old Doddy’s walking a lot easier now. He’s been in and had the operation on his arse and while they were doing it the doctors found another five grand stuck up there”
Avoiding all the “comic legend” crapola. The old cunt gag machine was ok but the earlier Diddy Man stuff with the kids and the Tickling Stick was deeply embarrassing. Would go doine a storm in Paedo Central – Telford – though.
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