Cold Feet

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Cold Feet. The most banal shyte to currently smear liquid diarrhoea on the TV screen.

I really would love to yank the syrup from the stupid grinning turnip of that Oirish cuntbag James Nesbitt, hoof him in the beanbags with my knee and finally push him over into some hot, sticky dogshit.

Wow, what a cathartic.

Nominated by Paul Maskingback

143 thoughts on “Cold Feet”

  1. Never watched a single minute of what looks, according to the trailers, like a complete load of runny jizz. Obviously conceived by some luvvy dovey libcunt cunts. Is it a rip off of that other load of yankee drivel ‘Friends’? Another load of tosh I have never tuned into. I suppose they are fairly good anti insomnia aids.

    • I would like to say it was a poor mans friends but that was a total pile of liberal dog shite too….

    • Once upon a time, there were just a few tv channels, and they were more or less watchable.

      Scrolling through tonight, I just got to see a Midsomer Murder that I hadn’t clocked before, but Marple and Frost were both repeats, from… about three weeks ago.

      Even the trial programmes for BBC2 were more interesting…some large dog being driven around in a vintage car (and, no, it wasn’t Sarah Ferguson).
      Her in the back of a car would have been X-rated…

      A list of 200 channels, most of it was…Move along, there’s nothing to see here…

      • I once got the horn looking at Hermione Norris. But that was yonks ago, she was in Wire In The Blood or summat.
        Reminded me of a female line manager I used to fantasise about all the time. Innocent days…Never seen Cold Feet.

  2. Never seen this shite either, written by cunts for cunts. Television pumps shite into our homes 24/7 and most of it has a payload. I caught 5 minutes of Eastenders and it was so loaded with pc toxin I nearly puked. How people are blind to this shit I’ll never know. Cold Feet is as appealing as cold vomit.

    • EEnders, Emmerdale, Corrie all more or less interchangeable, full of “campers”, toxic little toerags in mobility devices, general homilies on being nice to people…

      When you do get a right evil bastard (usually bald, unless it’s a barmaid), you just pray they wipe the rest of them out.

      Survival of the least cuntiest…

      • It is beyond clear that they all discuss their storylines during their weekly reach-around sessions.

  3. That James Nesbitt was good in….eh……?…….

    One of lifes mysteries is how smug cuntz that wouldn’t be tolerated in tje pub or workplace can make it in the entertainment industry.
    We are awash with cunts like this and they are all somehow making a living.
    He has a trait that i only see in west Scotland and N Irish cunts. Its hard to explain this mannerism but in Glasgow they call it “gallus”.

  4. I used to put my cold feet up the wife’s snatch to keep ’em warm.
    That was until she was diagnosed with athletes cunt….

  5. When one thinks of the TV pollution inflicted upon us.

    Apprentice
    X factor
    Ant and Dec
    I’m a celebrity
    Strictly
    Britain’s got cunts
    Anything with Len Goodman
    Bargain Hunt
    The Wright Stuff
    Pointless

    It’s not the tv companies, it’s the fucking brain dead audience. It makes you wonder what England’s cunt ratio is. Must be high 70s.

    • I would like to add….
      Russell brand
      Eddie izzard
      Mel and sue
      And the oh so smarmy pointless cunt Alexander Armstrong…….

      • Not forgetting…

        The Voice
        Celebrity Big Brother
        Black Tuppence Flickers and other PC evil in the now ruined Doctor Who
        Geordie Shore
        Gogglebox
        Sherlock (and anything else written by Moffatt/Gaytitis and featuring Benderdick Cuntberdinck)
        The Great Cuntish Bake Off
        Scarlett ‘Oh Lordy! It’s The Fat Slags!’ Moffatt
        Jools Holland and his Cuntenanny!
        Derek Acora
        Love/Cunt/Slut Island
        Paddy McGuinness
        Loose Women
        Claudia Winkleman
        Wimmin’s fucking football
        Graham Norton
        ABBC News
        Fanny Lineker
        Citizen Khan
        Miranda ‘Daughter of Mister Ed’ Hart
        Take Me Out
        Keith Lemon
        Mrs Brown’s Cunts

    • Totally agree. The twats that watch this shit and even worse think its good entertainment are absolute wankers. What would be a good watch is “get me out of here” with a twist. Get the cunts to swim across a river infested with big hungry crocodiles. The winner is the cunt who can make it across alive. Any missing arms or legs are ok. Award the cunt a medal then chuck the fucker back in for the crocs dessert. Now that would be worth watching and the celebrity version even better.

  6. you’d think Nesbitt would be making enough money from this shite but nooooooooo he’s now appearing in loads of adverts plugging anything they pay him to plug. i think he’s does a lot of voiceovers too. i have always made it a policy not to buy anything endorsed by a so called celeb. firstly any such item is ALWAYS Overpriced and secondly its a fuckin insult. we all know the worst culprit, that fuckin purveyor of bags air.

  7. It’s like that vomitous, soft focused, pastel shaded American shite “Thirty Something” – only worse.

  8. James Nesbitt always plays James Nesbitt in what ever the paddy cunt is in. I heard the sprout faced dick head has a morbid fear of loosing his hair, so is that a rug on top of his bog trotting head ???

  9. Oh for the days of Alf Garnett. The poor cunt wouldn’t recognise today’s society. Get to the back of the queue you cunt in this order.
    LGBT
    Blacks
    Muslims
    Women
    Spicks
    Midgets
    Asians
    Eskimos
    Gypos’
    Jews

    • Disgusting!!!!!!, you cant say “Eskimos” anymore. Inuit innit. 🙂

      Fuckin Eskimo cunts don’t live in igloos anymore, wear Gore TeX, have snow mobiles, telly, Internet and other mod cons but still slaughter baby seals and whales.

      Send the cunts back to the ice age.

      They are only Eskimos coz they couldn’t be arsed going further south to somewhere that you don’t need to snap a piss off, and summer doesn’t just mean “less icy”.
      Lazy, twisted cunts.

      • Warren was of course a jew himself. Even self effacing humour/criticism is illegal these days.

    • You’re out of touch Kendo. Its lbgtQ now. Q for ‘Queer’ apparently.
      In my day that was a term of abuse for poofs. Oh the irony of it. Totally lost on them of course…

      • Gays using the term ‘queer’, have nicked the idea from the blacks who tell us only they are allowed to use the word ‘nigger’. They call it ‘appropriation’ or some such bollocks. Not in my book – it’s cuntishness pure and simple.

  10. So there you go, two decent, honest folk in the fostering system ends up with one of these undocumented peaceful refugee “children” and the next thing you know…

    So then – Vincent Cunt Cable – how’s the platitudes on the Calais jungle cunts going now?

    Oh and twisting at Boris’ comments on money into the NHS from the EuroFool zone. Fuck off Vince, even if it’s 10, 20, 50, 100 or 350 million going into the NHS then at least it’s 10, 20, 50, 100 or 350 million that they wouldn’t have had previously!

    Unlike your continued pandering to the cunts at Brussels where you’d be chucking them £400mill a year just to lick Juncker’s arse!

    Vote LibDum! Vote to be poorer and overrun by jihadi “child” scum!

    Fuck off Vince Cable you “vote seeking by virtue-signalling” cunt!

    • Oh! Oh! Oh!

      And the ABBC bastards are portraying the bombing cunt as a disturbed “child”.

      Fuck off! He’s a fucking “peaceful” terrorist! Now fucking say it cunts!!!

      —-

      I’d like nominate cunts who can’t drive for a cunting. What is it with these twats who can’t even drive in a straight line on a motorway where there are no turns (a bend is *NOT* a turn), zebra crossings, or uber-cunt cyclists!?!

      What an utterly useless bunch of cunts you are!

      I’d also like to know how many fucking foreign plates are involved in these “incidents” cos it’s every fucking week there’s a massive pile up on some motorway or another and – having travelled the length and breadth of UK Plc weekly for the last 15yrs – I’ve never known it be so fucking bad!

      Cunts!

    • Heard him on the box tonight.

      Strange, droney voice like aliens had taken control of his shit-between-the-ears.

      Was a bit surprised, thought the cunt had died, but, no, just downgraded to lowly MP status.

      • You’re right, my fault it is week isn’t it.

        Ahhh the EU, a blessing which just keeps giving!

      • Everything Boris wrote in his article is common sense, more or less spot on. Including the £350million a week bit.

        Only trouble is, it’s Boris that wrote it.

  11. Telly is a cunt.
    2017 and the three favourite telly programmes are ballroom dancing, a cooking/baking contest and a cabaret/talent show.
    2017 ffs!!!!!!

    Ant and Dec are Britain’s favourite presenters and get awarded for it yearly .
    2017 ffs!!!!!!!!!

    ALL comedy programmes are left wing.
    All soaps are left wing
    All filums are left wing
    And even the news which, as it says on the tin, should report the news but just goes with the left wing thought for that day.

    As for adverts.
    Everything they try to sell to kids must have kids dancing and acting all “urban”. Every advert.
    Kids can’t even walk to their parents car alone, never mind getting jiggy wid it in some graffiti covered concrete park.
    The little cunts act all slick too. They are dancing in the street ffs, what’s slick about that?
    We’d have got a kicking from the big boys if we danced, in unison, in the street.

    And then we have the fragrance adverts from now until Easter.
    Anycunt seen the Kristin Stewart one?
    If so, wtf is that meant to mean?
    What are any of these fragrance adverts meant to mean?
    Going by their demeanor in these adverts, you’d think that a bag of heroin came free with every bottle.
    One thing that gets me about fragrance ads and music videos is that a lot of the time the female is lying on the floor looking as if she needs another syringe full.

    Maybe i am getting older and forgetting that there was tat before, but shoorley not as much tat as we have now.

    • Did a gig for a skincare company in front of an audience of extreme acne sufferers…

      Told one joke and the place erupted….

  12. My moan about Eskimos/Inuits above got me thinking of other things that annoy the fuck out of me but really shouldn’t. Things that i have nothing to do with yet they have me hating them.

    Eskimos, see above.

    Dolphins, smug, play with me, please play with me rapists.

    Panda’s, eats bamboo but live high up were there is no bamboo.

    Buddhists, shirking cunts.

    Curly hair and dreadlocks, why, just fuckin, why???

    Volleyball players, play it once, why play it again? Doss cunts.

    Coffee shop chain customers, whats the matter with the caff you used to go to before america told you how to exist?

    These things i should be able to ignore but i cant coz I’m a cunt.

    • Yea I agree, especially coffee shop chains. Full of fair trade bollocks and no sausage and bacon …. Just cumquat and sun dried obegene on wholemeal shit.

      Can I add microwaves .. BEEP BEEP BEEP .. it’s 1 o’clock in BEEP BEEP the morning you BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP… cunt.

      Also shops that now always ask “do you want your receipt?”
      Yea I fuckin do. Coz I don’t trust you.
      They usually already have it in their hand so it’d be quicker to just give it to me than to play this stupid ‘do you trust me?’ game.

  13. NIle Rodgers is a cunt.
    Yes, mate, you have a few funky tunes in your back catalogue, good going, we all liked them, but we’re fucking sick to death hearing you on documentaries telling us about them.
    Write some new ones you dreadlocked old cunt.

    • Rodgers is indeed a cunt… How can he still tour as Chic when all the other members are dead?… Bernard Edwards and Tony Thompson were the talented ones anyway…

    • I know nothing of Nile Rodgers or Chic (are they disco?) , but I’ve always had the cunt marked as a cunt due to his fashion sense, or lack of, alone.
      That fuckin hair and that fuckin smile.

      I hear he’s a legend, but aren’t all black folk who’ve made a record.

      I will say that the cunts aged well.
      Looks exactly the same annoying cunt that he was when i was the size of a packet of crisps.

    • He is reported as saying he could be the next PM. Now, a cunt he certainly is but now he is obviously a deluded cunt.
      However as PM he would certainly make a difference:-
      50% of population refugees
      50% of remainder East European.
      £20 billion a week to the EU.
      Free dance classes
      He has my vote.

      • Not a huge fan of Boris Johnson, but technically he’s correct about getting back control of £350million a week.

        But that hasn’t stopped the thick remoaner cunt in charge of The UK Statistics Authority willfully misrepresenting Boris’s point:

        A “clear misuse of official statistics”, said Establishment cunt Sir David Norgrove.

        Either way, Brexit or no Brexit, this country is well and truly fucked.

  16. The Cold Feet soundtrack was also spectacularly shite… 90s crap like Space, New Radicals, Fatcunt Slim, the aptly named Garbage, and that tuneless Welsh bitch squawking ‘Malder and Scallee!’ Horrendous stuff for a horrendous TV show…

    • How do you know whats on the Cold Feet soundtrack, Norman? 🙂

      The more i watch T2 Trainspotting (16 times i think), the more I’m thinking of buying the soundtrack.
      Its nothing like the music i usually listen to, but i can’t seem to get enough it.
      Half of it is what I’d call “dance” ffs.

      Must be a nostalgia induced midlife crisis I’m going through. 🙂

  17. Speaking of Telly I woke up this morning thinking about my televisions eventual death weird thing to think of I know but Its lived a decent life I got almost 8 & a half years out of it been in the back of my mind for awhile. So I’m starting to think it hasn’t got long now I dunno maybe 2 years max.? but it will probably give out in the next few months I’m guessing because of the image bleed problem, Not entirely noticeable but its there.

    Its a 42″ LCD model LG got it when LCD was a new thing now they got LED, 3D and all these other ultra HD TVs I’ll probably downgrade in size tho 42″ is just too big, 36 or 38 inch would be more suitable

    • 3D has fallen orn its arse just like the films did in the ’50s. As for 4K and 6K screens there is likewise virtually nothing available to watch in those formats. Me Regentone black and white 14 inch set gave up the ghost years ago so I go doine the pub and watch the crap there. Let mine host shell oit for the latest gear.

      • Regentone model quite the advanced technology Limpy what 78 bloody years ago?… still vintage is vintage lot of young cunters think alot of this shite was cheap back then. It fucking wasn’t 40 inch tv would of been very pricey, now could get a nice one for a good deal. I have a old 1980 model 24 inch panasonic tv as a backup if this one shuts down

      • Your eyes really aren’t good enough to notice the difference let’s be honest. But then, if you’re the sort of person stupid enough to pay £1,000 for a phone then it’s probably a must have item…

      • New IphoneX is gonna gonna cost a thousand I sure as fuck won’t be buying it. It just feels weird with my tv feels like I’m waiting on a dying family member lol

  18. Just a thought but Spivey might just be on to something. This Parsons Green bombing strikes one as rather a rum do. The published photos show a Lidl cold bag with a large tub of something in it and on top orf that a small holdall with a little flame coming out of it. Apart from that the tube carriage looks remarkable pristine. No sign orf flame or heat let alone a fire ball or any explosion. There was some punter displaying a sizzled barnet on the news but how come no scorching orf the interior? Very very rum.

    • Most of the “injuries” have been caused by people taking the “Run,Hide and Tell” advice a bit too literally . One young kiddie was trampled in the stampede and the rest probably just suffered from crush injuries. Probably a load of fat fuckers barreling their selfish way to safety. Fat cunts are a liability in a case like this.They have a herd mentality,and when one of the obese sods gets up to wobbling speed,the rest tend to follow. They have no consideration for anyone or anything underfoot,just as long as their lardy arses are safe. Fat cunts should be banned from public transport…they take up too much room,they sweat and smell,they are obviously selfish or they couldn’t have got that fat and finally,fat women are no pleasure to rub up and down against in a packed carriage.
      Ban fatty-chariots and access to public transport to the morbidly obese. Make the Cunts jog everywhere,that’ll get some of the beef off them…. Don’t let them own vehicles,either….unless it’s one of those Fred Flintstone ones where they have to do the work.
      Fuck them.

      • No,no Mingebiter….If I was nominating them for a Cunting,I wouldn’t have gone so easy on them. I’d have probably mentioned a few of their more unsavory points if it was a nom…..Besides, I never like to be gratuitously rude about anyone,me.

    • I am banned from Spiveys pish for daring to suggest him that all those pictures make for tedious bollocks.

    • Pardon me for being a Cunt, Mike…..”I maintain that any idea that must be forced on people is a bad idea.”…. Do you consider compulsory vaccinations a bad idea?

      • I’m on the fence about vaccinations, I mean if they are absolutely needed then fine but I’m not taking a vaccine just because everyone else is. Flu shots are a scam tho I don’t bother with them

      • I more meant in some of the African countries where the indigenous populations were deeply suspicious of any vaccinations. If they hadn’t been virtually “forced”,they would never have consented…….Of course,whether saving large numbers of Africans from disease was a good idea or not,is a different question.

      • I also believe that the MMR jab should be “forced” on people. Much of the “anti” rhetoric has been debunked,and a tiny,stubborn minority should never be allowed to endanger the majority.

      • Spot on Mr Fiddler.

        Unvaccinated children may be less likely to develop autism…but they are more likely to be dead..

      • Unvaccinated children will all grow up to be Cunts.

        Stupid people should be vaccinated against having children, either that or culled.

      • Our Hunter/gatherer predecessors were on average over 6feet tall and had bigger brains than us. We are all living out of harmony with the positive principles and forces that created us. That’s why there’s so many abominable freaks and unreasonable cunts to give a good cunting to on this site.

  20. Did anyone else see The Abbotpotamus on ABBC this morning?

    She sounds like she’s had a fucking stroke.

    • She was looking even more gormless than usual in the Commons last week. Thought comrade Catweasel might have given her a shot of horse tranquilliser.

  21. Benecunt cunterbatch and vince cable on Andrew marr now. God they spoil us. I don’t go on Spiivey much anymore but take it as a given that he thinks Parsons Green was a false flag blah blah blah. Just remember his pathetic laughable idiotic ‘ forensic investigation’ of the Alton Towers acicident.he was 100% wrong in everything he said about that. Tells you all need to know about his ‘abilities’.

  22. Cumbercunty looks very much like Simon Weston, were they on the Sir Galahad together that fateful day ?
    The only difference is that Cumbercunty could afford better plastic surgery. You have to agree though that Cumbercunt has that blow torch in the face look about him.

  23. Patrick Murray is a cunt.
    The actor who played Mickey Pearce in only fools and horses is moaning, not because Del Boy has tucked him up on some hair brained scheme, but because of revised home office rules. The 61 year old is deeply upset that his Thai wife, 36, and their two year old child have been denied visas to reside in the U.K. as he cannot provide evidence that he can financially support them. I don’t know if he was a dull cunt who fell in love with a prostitute while on holiday, or if she was an add to basket wife, click and collect sort, but he is missing the obvious solution to this dilemma. Move to Thailand perhaps? I know you can get a bit desperate when you are unlucky in love, but surely part of these people must question the motives of foreign brides. I once saw a fat ugly guy in Asda being pushed around in his wheelchair by a youngish Thai girl, and I wondered how that relationship flourished. I bet my remaining transplantable organs that she left him as soon as was legal. What a plonker…..(groan)

    • I may be offending some cunters here. We may be knee deep in Thai brides. However.
      Who the fuck would bring one of these fuckers home? You can rent them by the hour and you can bet your life the one you choose has at some time been for rent.
      I suppose you do at least have the chance to check for meat and 2 veg before you buy but for fuck sake. Do you think this 36 year old girl is infatuated with you? A 61 year old former actor now ‘resting’
      What a total cunt.

      • A few years ago all the whores in Dublin were Thai,then it was Poles and now Romanians. The Thais were the best. I like to think that I’ve interacted with all make and manner of Nationalities over the years without having to visit their Non-English speaking countries.

      • Too right, TS. They also don’t scare easy…the sight of a goddam sexual tyrannosaurus like me normally scares all bar the deepest plumbed doxy.
        I don’t fancy your chances when Kravdarth sees your disrespectful pictures of the Queen. You’ll probably be ok as long as you stay out of the local Starbucks,but if you do venture in, DONT ask for a muffin or you might discover you’ve been Kravdathed.

  24. What could be more British than darts on the ABBC.

    It’s been a while since the cream of darts (every one an athlete) has been on Auntie Beeb.

    Ahhh, the nostalgia. For officianados of the game it’s on ABBC2, presented by Jason Mohamed.

    Cunts.

    • Ha ha. I was just reaching for the remote thinking fuckin hell something British with no lefty, pc political agenda crap.

      Cunts.

  25. Lily Allen has been awarded “Hero of the Year” at the Diversity in Media Awards. She spoke of her concern about the lack of diversity within the Greenfelll Tower enquiry when she picked up this honour,given to recognise all the work that Lilly has done to raise money and awareness for the survivors of the tragedy.
    I’m sure that Cunters,particularly Norman,would like to give Lilly a hearty “Well Done.”, and perhaps send a small donation to help the cause?

    • Lily Allen needs to be given a “bucket”. preferably in person, from one of the “underage” chilun, she has helped to import.

  26. Its a bit ironic a straight, white woman albeit a cunt, winning. They could have raided the ABBC and found a spare no-binary vegan peaceful in a wheelchair.

  27. The Mayor of Jerusalem has urged us to fight on the streets, NOT to run away and hide.
    I wish we had some politicians with BALLS in this country: instead, we have cowards and gleet-stains like Crapola LimpDick.
    Meanwhile the tories are surely heading towards (deliberate ??) self-destruction…Rees-Mogg and his cretinous opinions about foetal matter resulting from genuine rape NOT being aborted, Soggy May, a true fart in a colander that can’t get out for holes, and the impending “Dream Ticket” of the slithy Gove and BoJO.

    The whole bloody tory party sleepwalking into a lethal fart-chamber of its own devising

    • Yep, they’re on the way out alright…it’s just a case of when if they carry on like this. The Hag May has to go but who is there to replace her? I’d have said Reece-Mogg until that abortion bollocks.
      Mind you, he was obviously set up with the question and chose to answer it honestly. Cunt.

      • Agreed.

        RM looked a good bet…

        It’ll end up being some hopeless, interim nonentity that no-one’s ever heard of.

        Again.

    • Yes and look at the wonderful collection of individuals we have to look forward to in Labour!

      • Unbelievable that with Corbyn, Flabbott, McDonnell, Lady Nugey, Rayner, Long-Bailey, etc, representing the Opposition, Tories are struggling so badly – the cunts couldn’t even achieve a modest majority, ffs!

        Trouble with Rees-Mogg, no-one under 40 likely to vote for him. Unless, perhaps, he matched Labour’s £100billion bribe to students. Then possibly…

  28. Musical tastes get debated all the time here on ISAC.
    One cunter likes that while another cunter says that’s shite etc.
    Earlier Norman mentioned possibly the worst song ever, Top loaders Dancing In The Moonlight.
    I detested that shite when it was released and i detested that i was the only cunt that hated it.
    Everycunt would perk up when this shite came on the radio or was played in a pub while i was sat there planning a mass slaughter.
    Do any cunters like this song?
    Will you admit it?

    It still gets airtime and has also become a regular jingle on ads.
    I cant for the life of me understand why.
    It truly is a massive pile of stinky shite and anycunt that’s into it needs to get a crack habit.
    Females especially love this song, the missus included, and i suppose that may be acceptable as very few females I’ve met know tat when they hear it, but males digging this pish is out of order you deaf soulless cunts.

    The reason for this rant is Norman mentioning it earlier and truthfully its wound me up just seeing the songs name and band written down, never mind hearing it AGAIN.

    The other week i discovered that it may be a cover as it was in a filum being sung by some other cunt.

    There’s loads of songs i detest but this cheesy pile of tat is numero uno for me.

    The cunts voice is also contrived to fuck, the fake yank cunt.

    Cunt, Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (c)

    • Not a song, I know, but Pearl Jam are the biggest heap of steaming dog shit ever inflicted on the music scene. Unintelligible singing/shouting, tuneless guitar work and some cunt banging the drums like a special needs chimp. Fucking bollocks, the lot of it.

      • Was in a pub in Weymouth in 93… I had a T-Shirt on and this daft bitch ( Emma Thompsonesque student type) came up to me and said ‘Ooh, I love your shirt! It’s brill! I love Pearl Jam too! Aren’t they great?’ I replied, ‘No,they’re not great, and this is a Jam T-Shirt! As in The Jam! Now fuck off!’… Of course the daft slag had never heard of The Jam…

    • If I were to go for one song that grips my shit, it would have to be “Brimful of Asha” by those Indian cunts.

      • Which version, the original dirge, or the paced up wanky remix? Both are fucking dreadful. One hit wonder shitbags, John Peel specials.

      • I may live to regret my rant.
        Now I’m wound up by Brim Full Of Asha.
        Cheers KiwiCunt. 🙂

        That was out about the same time as Crap Loader, along with other guitar pop shite.
        Britpop was lingering and all these cheesy cunts started thinking everything with a guitar in it was cool. They probably thought they were “rocking out”.

        As for Pearl Jam, yeah, utter shite but then i never got any “grunge” band.
        I always wondered what “pearl jam” meant, but it just came to me that it may mean spunk/cum/spuff/ejaculate.
        If so, its very fitting.

      • Indeed birdman…liking Dancing in the Moonlight is the true measure of a cunt, not least because it’s a 99.9% guarantee that a fan of this enraging dirge is also a fan of megacunt Jamie Oliver. Just the sight of that fat-tongued cunt can put me in a foul mood for hours. And his wife is a simpering cunt too.

      • ‘Cuntful Of Asha’ is a shite novelty hit up there with ‘Mouldy Old Dough’ ‘Grandad’ ‘Shaddapa Your Face’ ‘Agadoo’ and ‘Barbie Girl’…

    • Fuck me birdman, I had to look this up, the only dancing in the moonlight I could remember was by the bog trotting thin lizzy, possibly the only song they did i find bearable, then I googled this shit and share your anger, I can even forgive the boys are back in town, a master piece compared to this cunt gunge.

    • Toploader are without a doubt the biggest stinking festering pile of shit ever to pollute the airwaves.
      I hear that shit every day on the radio and I feel like killing everyone as soon as it starts.
      The coral are next worst. If I ever hear that fucking”in the morning” song ever again I’m gonna need to be locked away for the good of society.

      • Agree about the Coral, deploy…. They were a piss poor version of The Bunnymen… And I still loathe the Boo Cunting Radleys and their ‘Wake Up Boo’ bullshit… Irritating as fuck anyway, but then Ginger Bollocks adopted it for his Radio 1 ego wank…. A cunts song, made by cunts and used by a cunt….

    • I only thought Top Loader were shite because of the Jamie Oliver association.

      Cunts by association it’s called.

    • There’s no such thing as bad music – only music you like and music you don’t like. There are only to exceptions to this rule : Anal Cunt and the Gallaghers.

      Mind you, it’s the same thing really…

  29. My wife has just been ranting that there is an article in the guardian saying that it’s about time there was a black James Bond. Why? Remember the other day, the fuss that was kicked up about a white British actor being cast in some new hellboy film, as the character he was due to play was originally Chinese in the comics. Whitewashing they were calling it, and the actor walked away from the part. So how is this any fucking different? Fuck it, get a woman in to play Bond. Or a dog even? Get Guy Gibsons’ Labrador in it and you will have covered most bases…..

    • Danny “Shit Bond” Craig has signed on for one more anyway.

      Cue a glum lifeless ripoff of “On Her Majestys Secret Service”…

    • Why does there HAVE to be a black James Bond? Cunts.
      Remember a little while ago Idris Elba was tipped to become the next one. That cunt can’t even act his way through a Sky TV advert let alone
      a film.
      Mind you, being able to act isn’t necessary to be Bond I suppose.

      One more thing….what the fuck was Mrs Japseye doing reading the Guardian, Eh? What’s going on in the Japseye household?

      • How long does it take you to approve first comments over at yours Dio? I’ve been stuck in mod for a while now.

      • Sorry mate. Been in Greece for the last two weeks. At home I get a notification on the Laptop but the tablet doesn’t do that when I’m away.
        Yesterday I had no connection as spent most of the day at 30,000 feet, sitting in a coach, faffing about at the airport and driving up a motorway…

      • My Great-Grandfather had a dog called Nigger. I still have his (Nigger’s) gravestone in my garden, the few visitors we have are invariably horrified, ha-ha.

  30. Can I nominate the F.A for a cunting?

    There a multitude of reasons to cunt this organisation, but letting a club called FC Romania enter the FA Cup qualifiers and play in an English league is what is yanking my chain today. This sums up exactly what is wrong with our approach to immigrants. These cunts just want to turn another part of our nation and culture into a little bit of home. What people don’t seem to understand is that these cunts don’t bring their own building materials they demolish the material and fabric of our culture and use it to build a little bit of home on our soil.

    This is a middle finger waved firmly in the face of the multicultural lie, none of the cunts coming here are remotley interested in integration, they want to establish enclaves of their own culture and push ours aside.

    Do I object to Romanian players in English teams, no I don’t, I object to a Romanian team being built in my country and waving two fingers in my face. They are cunting us off and we have to swallow it.

    The F.A do FA about it, where they should be saying if you want to play for a Romanian club you had best fuck off home to Romania they welcome this as progressive and oh so liberal. Maybe I am the one with a problem but I ain’t going to be waving a white flag or a Romanian flag anytime soon. What’s next a IS suicide squad 11? “Yes I know he detonated himself in front of goal but that can’t be counted as a foul because that’s not PC and it would be offensive to Islam”.

    Cunts

    • Not to forget the corruption allegations that have dogged the FA for years. Bungs? Blimey who brought that up?

    • The Romanians need a cunting in fact.

      The fucking Romanians “footballers” will rob the ball, goal posts, floodlights, cabling and aything else they can get their grubby little Romainian hands on.

      It will all be at the local car boot sale the next week.

      Most of the Romanians round here babble in their own disgusting language, drive like cunts in overseas registered cars and break in honest people houses while claiming every benefit known to man while dealing drugs.

      They are without a doubt, the fucking criminals of the EU movement zone. No wonder most of them have pitched up to our shores.

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