Newcastle City Hall

A cunting for the management of Newcastle City Hall.

The new Charity that have taken over the City Hall have decided that Roy “Chubby” Brown should no longer be allowed to perform. Apparently they have decided that his act is “unpleasant,crude and offensive”.

Now whether you like Chubby Brown or not, his act must be legal or he’d have been closed down long ago. The fact that a load of pretentious twats don’t like it shouldn’t mean that he should be banned. I bet if his act consisted of sneering at white,working-class,heterosexual men,he’d be welcomed with open arms. It’s nothing but cultural snobbery.

No doubt when the charity is next whining for funding,they won’t bother mentioning that they barred an act that has been popular for years. Maybe they can put one of those hilarious new comedians on instead to make up the shortfall.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler.

191 thoughts on “Newcastle City Hall

  1. Geordie cockjockeys. I hope Chubby tells them to poke their City Hall right up their collective shitters.

    It is wet, liberal jockstraps like these who are attempting to drive free thought and speech underground. Come the revolution, these cunts should have their heads mounted on pointy sticks outside their all important City Hall.

    • Emergency cunting.
      The World Athletic Championship and the British Team.

      The British team have won nothing, all that tax payer funded training, the event being held in their own back yard, well the Islamic republic of Londonistan. Wall to wall coverage on the Beebistan broadcasting corporation and if lucky some beta male with a hipster beard manages to get a ‘pb’

      As for the fuckers in the crowd cheering the Somalian who lives in the states last Friday but running under a flag of convenience, eat quorn you cunts.

  2. Well I would find a load of ponces mincing about on stage performing a Grand Jete and leg splits offensive and disgusting. So fuck off you yellow bellied pink gin cunts. By the way, I’ve got a cock like a blind cobblers thumb as Chubby would say.

  3. fucking idiots!!!
    And as you say DF maybe they can get one of those leftie alternative comedians to bring in the punters, the sort of Cunt who dresses like a supply teacher and is about as funny!!
    ” oh Theresa May”( ho ho ) ” brexit” (snigger snigger) ” ” tango man trump ” ( ha ha ha)

    • On a lighter note….
      Suicide squad has been a tad disappointing, I really thought one of those celebrity fopdoddles would have done the deed by now…. I had such high expectations for the game..

  4. Like Stewart Lee, as funny as a finger going through the bog paper or Paul Merton , dying with every joke with James Corden as the headline act, the least talented unfunny cunt in history.
    A perfect recipe for the theatre going broke.

  5. Agreed Norman, can add Dizzee Rascal and Professor Green to the pile of cunts.

  6. It sounds like another sell-off preparation, as is happening at my local theatre.
    The sequence is: ban good shows & only put on shite – audience numbers dwindle – we can’t afford to put on better shows due to low audiences – sell-off the prime site for redevelopment – councillors pocket large brown envelopes.
    Council cunts – working for a better life (for themselves), the cunts.

  7. So does that mean they’d ban Frankie Boyle for the same reason? He’s more offensive than Chubby. He’s nasty. At least you get good, honest vulgarity with Chubby.

    • Ah but dear Frankie is “on the right side of history” like his hero Naom Chomsky.
      He’s now “retired” anyway, to count his evil capitalist millions, the cunt.

      Retired from doing what, exactly…? Certainly not working for a crust.

      • Have seen Frankie a couple of times. Can be very funny but also ‘right on’ like the rest of the cunts. Seems to have a form of paedo tourettes.
        Chubby in a whole different league. Fucking brilliant, hard working comic. A lot like saint Bernard of Embassy may he rest in peace.

    • Saw chubby once. Prayed for the interval because my sides hurt so much. He is relentlessly funny .
      “Anyone here had a wank last night?..No? Just fucking me again then is it? “

  8. These ‘oh so self righteous’ do gooding retards need to reslise that no more than an arms length away from them is an easily accessed world of any kind of perversion you can conceive of. One armed dwarves being pushed up some sluts rusty bucket, cunts pissing an puking over each other, little kids having their lives destroyed, all sorts of hideous beastiality. I’m sorry to report that any sense of morality left the fucking building a loooooooong time ago. Stop wasting everyone’s fucking time and fuck off. Cunts. By the way, best site I’ve seen is ‘Donkeys Dicks Delight’! 😂

  9. The move to take over Newcastle started many years ago with an expansion to its University and the Creation of the University of Northumbria at Newcastle. The city became flooded with poncy southern accents, pseudo intellectuals, itinerant arseholes, foodies, poofters, paki’s, chinks, addicts and the general dross that no fucker else wants.

    Monument became a shithole of fucking migrants,rapeugees and aztec nobody’s in fucking parrot feathers.

    The cultural aspect of Newcastle began to deteriorate. Cancelled were the Friday Night Pickle Jar Challenges, gone were the stotty stuffing contests, and banned were the ritual fucking over of the provvie man for a ticket.

    Foodies moved in and gone were the favourite haunts of geordies, to nosh on a lard sarnie became outlawed , and buckets of grease were confined to history.

    Yep Dick. Newcastles cahaging. As for the City Hall. Of all the years of entertainment that has been on offer, the future is to be the Bangla dancers and LGBT approved diversity acts , ritual chanting to the whiff of joss sticks and all the other fucking shite.

    Bring back T Dan Smith. Bring Back Joe Harvey, and bring back Jimi Hendrix to the cellar club.

  10. On the subject of comedians, the ABBC have just commissioned a new series of Alan Partridge next year. But this being the ABBC he is being portrayed as ‘the voice of Brexit’ cue a bigoted anti EU performance from Labour luvvie Coogan with a dollop of casual racism.

    • I simply can’t wait!! 😡
      I’m surprised the BBC hasn’t tried to resurrect Alf garnett??
      You can just imagine him sitting in his chair talking about the bleeding EU!, bloody foreigners!, and all the watching liberal wankers laughing at the old white bigoted stupid brexit voting racist…. Fuck the Beeb…

      • I’ve despised Coogan from the first time I ever saw him, doing that “bag of shite” crap.
        Even less funny than cancer, the utter cunt…

    • So Coogan will be doing the same embarrassing, tired, unfunny shite that he’s been doing for a couple of decades then. Cant wait.

      • Best thing Coogan ever did was Saxondale…. But to bring back Partridge to personify the pro-Brexit man on the street as an ignorant and racist buffoon is a dirty trick…. What a cunt…

  11. Councils are completely free of intelligence and ability.
    They are public sector troughers.
    Any one with any ability or innovativation is in the private sector.
    The sector that produces.

    • ‘Troughers’ … excellent.
      With our local council planning department Cunts, if a site visit is necessary … they will all take their cars individually (no mini bus for them) ..and they will make sure the visit staggers a lunch break … so the expenses goes in for fuel, mileage and lunch costs.
      I’ve dealt with our council on a couple of occasions and never managed to deal with the same fucker twice. For continuity and understanding of my querie I thought it would be best to deal with the same person on each visit …. No, no, no .. it seems many of these Cunts only work a two or a three day week.

  12. It makes me wonder how long it will be before all Chubby’s material disappears from Youtube, along with Bernard Manning, Jim Davison and their ilk.
    There will be an amnesty as well perhaps, as there was with guns and knives, where you can surrender offensive DVDs and videotapes, along with books and music.
    Remember all that media hyped “Video Nasties” witch hunt crap during the 1980s?
    All started by odious tory MP Graham Bright (CUNT!!) looking to make a name for himself and get noticed by The Empress Maggon, and egged on by Plod looking to boot a few doors in.
    If it can happen with a bunch of (mostly) Z Grade horror movies it can happen with comedy…

    • I read on the Guardian website that it was a disgruntled Brexiteer on holiday.

  13. @Dick Fiddler, is Ned Kelly still doing gigs?
    A Geordie comedian and he’d come on stage naked and get dressed as the show went on.
    I had a couple of his cassettes as a teen and that’s all i ever heard of him.
    Funny guy.

    • Was still around 4 years ago. Putting on his shit stained boxers always got he laugh. Last seen in Cramlington. Brilliant…fucking brilliant…” Fuck me!…was that me arse?….nah, just a Paki passin by”

      • Some Cunt smashed the window of the Unimog and pinched a saw that I’d left in the cab while we were working round the back of a house last time I was in South Shields. The cunt probably sold a £700 saw for a tenners drug money.

      • Thats Shields for yer! Even have to nail down the dog turds…..mind its mostly camel shite now!

  14. These days cunters seem to be encumbered with snowflake fucks who demand their own way or no way. Well there was a bit in the radio yesterday that reminded me of how we’ve always been encumbered by these cunts.
    Remember in the early nineties we had all these cunts wearing ANC t-shirts, Mandela t-shirts and big leather pendants in the shape of Africa?
    White man was evil and shiny happy black people were the downtrodden good guys.
    Yesterday in S.A they held a secret vote of confidence in that Jacob Zuma cunt.
    The reason for the secrecy was death threats are regularly made against any cunt going against Zuma.
    Married six times, twenty one kids, cleared of rape, up against corruption charges and cures aids through the use of a daily shower.
    It was reported that his support was so large because poor South Africans are in awe of his humble beginnings and CONSERVATIVE family ideals.

    If there was one cuntry on that continent that should be moving forward, its S.A, but no, fuck that.
    I will be called a racist for sayin that Africans are doss, but show me an example of how they are not then.

    And Nelson Mandela was a cunt.
    Why no problems or whingung when Mandela and Gadaffi(sic) were bumming each other?

    • “Remember in the early nineties we had all these cunts wearing ANC t-shirts, Mandela t-shirts and big leather pendants in the shape of Africa?” totally agree with you there Bman

      “It was reported that his support was so large because poor South Africans are in awe of his humble beginnings and CONSERVATIVE family ideals” Jacob Zuma has threatened opponents voters cunt also has 783 charges of alleged corruption, fraud and racketeering ridiculous

      • You’ve got to wonder how fucked up some cunt from Dumbarton is that they’d wear a t-shirt promoting a S.A political party, proudly, around the streets of Dumbarton.

        I once watched a documentary about the ANC and their members excuse for living the high life if mansions, pools, cars, money and clothes was to show the common man what he could strive for.

        Dumb cunts.

  15. African politics are more fucking crooked than a North Korean election. Every coup, election or ministerial sacking seems to be against the wishes of the people.

    Absolutely bent as fuck to a man. Although anti-Brexit, it was the will of the voting public so I’ve had to suck it up, in Africa, no chance, decisions are already made so let’s just have a vote to make look legit, fucking despot cunts.

  16. Fuck me, the fucking cunts over at the BBC have done it again.

    On Radio 5 they are saying that this latest gang of child groomers and rapists are “mostly Asian”….mostly? have a look at the picture on the BBC website, they are all fucking dirty stinking camel jocks.

    Fuck you BBC, fuck you Islamist child groomers and fuck the people who let you get away with it for so long.

    • Staggering cuntitude even by the biased broadcasting cuntpanys standards…..
      Fucking Cunts!!!

    • If those darkie rapists were white we would never hear the end of it. It would make Stephen Lawrence and Hilborough look like a small headline in the village Gazette. And go on and on for fuckin decades

      • Bang on about the Stephen Lawrence comparison.
        These girls were specifically picked out for being British and white.
        It was racist in the extreme.

  17. “Eisa Mousavi, Mohammed Ali, Nashir Uddin, Monjur Choudhury, Taherul Alam, Habibur Rahim, Badrul Hussain, Carolann Gallon, Saiful Islam, AbdulHamid Minoyee, Prabhat Nelli, Abdul Sabe, Jahanger Zaman, Nadeem Aslam, Mohammed Azram, Yassar Hussain, Redwan Siddquee, Mohibur Rahman”

    How is that mostly Asian ^^^^^ with the exception of the sell out limey scumball Carolann they are all fucking wogs to a man.

      • What I love most about this website is that I can truly vent my spleen by saying.. Fucking dirty child fiddling goat fucking drug peddling benefit thieving smelly Paki bastards!

      • Fuck me! Is that ginger slicer meant to be a woman!!!!????? Fucking christ THAT IS FUCKING UGLY!

      • These dirty stinking flyblown muslimist excrement, these disgusting p@edo paki human filth should be put to death… And they should die in agony…

        And fuck the ABBC… Not the first time they’ve protected n@nces, and it won’t be the last…

      • They are more interested in the cash paid out to some rapist cunt for info on these filthy bastards. On radio four, they played a soundbite from an Asian councillor, who was saying ‘you can’t blame muslims just as you can’t blame white people for Jimmy Saville.’
        Twat. The difference is, most white people would have quite happily burned Saville alive for what he did, not get thirty of their mates from the local mosque to join in. How many more times is this cultural phenomenon going to be ignored?

    • Oh what a shock. The goat lovers are being kiddie fiddlers again. BBC you gutless bunch of cunts tell the truth. They’re the world lowest. Fucking muslims. Hitler killed the wrong people

  18. Fuck me, that’s Crimewatch sewn up. Jeremy Vine will be shitting bricks reporting on all these ‘peacefuls’.

    • And some reporter on the Vanessa Feltz show today on Radio 2 described his crime in 2002. And guess what? He’s a Paki.

  19. How lucky was that cunt got paid ten grand to watch, take part and report on child rape?
    Wtf is the world coming to???????

    And i cant say “fuck da police?”

    Seriously, i fuckin give up and my Michael Douglas falling down moment has been brought forward to tomorrow morning.

    Newcastle police is a cunt.

    • If you are going to have a Falling Down moment make sure you nip into a Paki shop and smack the cunt about with a rounders bat.

    • They were out in force to get Raoul Moat, weren’t they?…
      But had Moat been a peaceful piece of goatbuggering human filth, they’d have merely arrested him, he’d have done a token stretch,and he’d be out again and living off the state by now…

  20. At least it’s stopped the BBC droning on about the fucking “Grenfell victims” (or whatever that fucking gig hellhole was called)

    At dinner I go to Big Yellow, they have the BBC on so I’ve no choice and it was enough to make a cat puke.

    The content I heard? some grief jacking white female busy body going on about this scheme she has going to send the survivors and people who witnessed it on free fucking holidays.

    World gone bat shit mad.

    • Listening to all the bollocks on radio and TV on the amount the Govt. has bent over backwards to appease the ‘victims’ of Grenfell … I guess to do a bit of ‘damage limitation’ in the public eye …. it’s what the Govt. HASN’T done these ‘victims’ will lament on forever about. Give them a solid gold Rolls Royce each and an apartment in the Bahamas …. they’ll still say the Govt. are murderers.

    • Send the Cunts on holiday ? The sponging cunts have been on holiday since they landed their benefit-sponging arses in this country. Mind,I’d happily contribute to buying them plane tickets,as long as they’re one-way tickets back to whichever fly-blown shitehole the grabby cunts crawled out of.

    • I wonder if the people in Grenfal had been white British all the media coverage would be around. My guess is no

  21. Ah well, there’s always something unexpected on the news to cheer you up.
    Today in north Korea , a protest was held against UN sanctions towards the dog eating cunts.

    A spokesman said the sanctions were haha against haha human haha rights hahaha.


    Oh FFS. 🙂

  22. Shame Chubby ain’t on here to write this nomination for me, he would be more eloquent than I for sure.

    Cunters behold Jennifer Lawrence portraying herself as the victim of a sex crime. How so? She uploaded nude shots to the interweb including some of her face covered in Jizz, she then failed to use a strong password to protect her cunt in the cloud and got hacked with said pictures finding there way onto 4Chan and then onto the screens and hard-drives of anyone with a passing interest in celebrity gash.

    Not a sex crime at all, negligent stupidity on your part Jenny. Don’t compare yourself with women that have actually been the victim of a real sex crime.

    “Jennifer Lawrence has said the leaking of nude photos of her left her feeling “blindsided”.
    Intimate images of the Oscar-winning actress were published online in 2014.
    She told Vogue: “I think people saw [the hacking] for what it was, which was a sex crime, but that feeling, I haven’t been able to get rid of it.
    “Having your privacy violated constantly isn’t a problem if you’re perfect. But if you’re human, it’s terrifying.”

    • Stupid cunt.

      Thank you Sixdog Vomit, after googling “Jennifer Lawrence nude” i was only a few pics away from a pic of her arsehole.

      What a stupid bitch.

      Can honestly say they pics done nothing for me as i think she looks like a pouting ugly stoney faced cunt.
      Every clip you see of her, she has a look as if she’s grading the strength of a fart.
      See also Scarlet Johansson.
      Smile you rich cunt

      • Scarlet Johansson and Kirsten Stewart could win sad unhappy cunts of the year every year.

        Especially Kirsten Stewart who played a suicidal fuckdoll to robert paterson in that cancerous twilight nonsense

      • Maybe a good rogering would make ScarJo smile a bit… I’d be more than happy to oblige…

      • ScarJo is a spinny looking tart Norm buts shes sexy Making Ghost in the shell live action was a great mistake always is fucking sad shite I still want to see it cause it was quite the fuck up apparently

    • Thanks for the heads up with Jennifer Lawrence. Awesome shots. What a nasty lil minx she is. Made. My. Day. Wonder if Spivey has it down as a Jewish cabal running Hollywood, blackmailing, murder etc

      • The J-Law Fappening pics are great, but the ScarJo ones are disappointingly shite… One (very blurry) tit and one arse shot and that’s it… You’d think these celebricunt movie bastards would have a phone with a top quality camera in it…. Tightarsed Tinsletown cunts…

  23. The worst of it being that there was nee ootrage by tha’ Toon Army lads!

    That’s shameful it itself. Mind you last time I was in ‘castle it was full of student cunts so what do you expect!

    For shame…

    • I got talked into going down the Quayside for a night out a while back…dreadful..full of student cunts,pooves and wogs. I remember going to the Farmers in the Haymarket years ago. Now that was a proper pub.

      • Grapes Vault and the 3 bulls bollocks in the Haymarket for me.
        Is the Strawberry still standing?

      • The Strawberry’s still standing…it will be the end of Newcastle if it goes. The Percy was another of my watering holes…haven’t been for years. Fuck only knows what it’s like now.

      • The Percy was a great pub. In the 60’s 2 characters in particular drank there. 1 Slash 2 Jesus.. It was all quite mental then.

  24. Met Chubby about 20 years ago. Me and a couple of the other NCO’s in my Battery were staying at the Village hotel in Blackpool, and he was there too. Great bloke, he spent a couple of hours talking to us, and even stood his round.

  25. Some of his humour is in poor taste, but I find it funny.

    Who is deciding that he cannot perform his “poor taste” and in what capacity ?

    • I find eastenders in poor taste, doesn’t stop AlBeeb putting it on every night of the week.

      • Our “betters” must decide what’s suitable for us to see, because we are all to thick/uneducated/racist to make that decision for ourselves.
        It’s just the beginning…

  26. Windows 10 is a cunt.

    I’ll say it aga-ain

    Windows 10 is a cunt

    All together no-ow

    Windows 10 IS A CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OK, one last time, altogether, everybody, you at the front, and you at the back


    • For your information, my Windows 10 has gone to fuck knows where for the third time since its been installed.

      DVD porn it is then. 🙁

    • Windows 10 or windows in general is a abortion birdman go for firefox apple or linux there are better (OS’s) operating system. Ihope Bill Gates the phony humanitarian dies a painful unbearable death. The cunt is just a evil looking fuckhead too

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