Congratuations to Vermin Cunt Spotter who correctly predicted that “The Scum cunt of a islamist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole” Younes Abouyaaqoub would be the next dead cunt.He was shot dead by police this afternoon.After the sad deaths of Bruce Forsyth and Jerry Lewis who were not in the pool this death can bring us all a smile for once.Murdering cunt!
On to Deadpool 69
Hear are the rules as always
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Malcolm Young
Gord Downie
Rayya Elias
Eberhard van der Laan
Ginger Baker
Pope Francis
Roman Polanski
Rick Wakeman
George Soros
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/21/pope-francis-prioritise-migrants-dignity-over-national-security “Feck off Pope you greasy cunt!” -Ian Paisley’s angry soul waiting at heavens gate
We are getting slaughtered on the streets, stabbed, shot, acid attacked and our women get raped. Now Pope Dope says we need to do more for them? what a nutcase
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Ian Paisely was a bit of a cunt but he was spot on about the evil that is the Catholic Church.
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Paisely was as big a Cunt as ever lived. Another evil bastard who hid behind “religion”.
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With you on that DF.
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Bill Cosby
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Betty White
Billy Connolly
0
Virginia McKenna
Robert Mugabe
Tony Booth
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
0
Robert Mugabe
Charles Manson
Peter Sutcliffe
Kirk Douglas
George Bush senior
0
Ray Reardon
Baroness Trumpington
Jill Gascoine
Michael Moore
Artimus Pyle.
0
Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper
0
Could be on a winner Fred. She’s looking flakey….
0
Tuheitia Paki
Hone Harawira
Titiwhai Harawira
Winston Peters
Sir Bob Jones
0
lionel Blair
Angela Lansbury
Mel Brooks
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle
0
John Carpenter
Tom Savini
Dennis Waterman
Hal Holbrook
Joss Ackland (Deeplomatic Immunitaay!!)
Hope they shot the cunt in the bollocks, if he had any…
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At least thankfully there’s now one less cowardly murdering Islamic cunt on the planet.
Barcelona will recover, its a great city, one I visit frequently. Mantenerte fuerte Barcelona.
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Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Morrissey
Former Pope Benedict
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Hope the cunt died in agony
Danglebert Pimpledick
Yoko fucking Ono
Ringo
Keef Richards
Dennis Skinner
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Jerry Maren
Terry Jones
John Leyton
Olivia De Havilland
Lester Piggot.
0
John Major
john knopfler
Ian Botham
Charles Manson
Sarah fergusan (princess fergie)
0
Manson already taken (see above).
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Sidney Poitier
Kenny Lynch
Iris Apfel
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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Still, he’s got those 72 virgins to look forward to in Ali’s Snackbar!
Yeah that’ll be the 72 murdering cunts that preceeded him!
I hope his arse is now like a hosses collar up there in “peaceful” heaven! The cunt!
Google if you’re reading this, firstly go fuck yourselves. Secondly if you class this as a “hate” crime then it is cos I hate these murdering “peaceful” cunts – a quick death by bullets is too good for them! And finally – Google – go fuck yourselves! Fascist cunts!
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Glad the cunt isn’t in the UK. He’d be on his third coffee and a biscuit signing his BBC contract from his new council house. I’d shit on his ashes.
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Glad this cunt is now a dead cunt. A big fuck off to all peacefuls.
Happy Monday to everyone else.
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Phil the Greek
Nobby Stiles
Harry Roberts
Ray Reardon
Minge Campbell, the cunt
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I’ve already potted Reardon, C.H.
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Sorry Mr Fiddler,
I’ll go for Brian Wilson then
some cunt nicked my Ginger Baker
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My Ginger u twit! and that cunt would be me and hes only been in my fucking pool for I dunno close to two years now
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jack Warner
Jerome Valcke
Geoff Hurst
0
Doris Day
Peter Allis
Patricia Routledge
Nicholas Parsons
Martin Sheen
Hope they got the fucker with a wounding shot, then slowly finished him off, cunt. The Catalan police don’t mes around, good work.
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Fats Domino
Javier Perez de Cuelar
Vera Lynn
Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
0
Some cunt nicked Olivia!
I’ll take Stan Lee
0
Sorry that was me.
0
Valerie Harper
Billy Graham
Lord Carrington
Pierre Cardin
Kirk Douglas
0
Bugger. Too slow for KD.
Ronnie Wood
0
Another wog bites the dust – hey hey – another wog bites the dust…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Bill Wyman
Pete Murray
Jack Charlton
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Jimmy Carter
Pele
Hugh Heffner
Stirling Moss
Michael Parkinson
0
John Hume
Gerd Muller
Eamon Dunphy
Doug Mountjoy
Queen Beatrix
0
Barbara Bush
Jimmy Greaves
Jacques Chirac
Nobby Stiles
Gordon Strachan
0
Nobby’s been taken bud
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Ta CH have to be quicker, Michael Heseltine…old cunt.
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The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The noxious EU
Good logic, although with the frankly mental Open Fucking Birders, they could’ve been playing “Where’s Wally” for years.
Perhaps that should be “Where’s wAllah.”
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Little Richard
Sir Bernard Ingham ( indestructible cunt)
Brigitte Bardot
Martin Peters
Mike Yarwood
0
I go away on holiday and miss out on Jerry Lewis😠
Bill Treacher
Julie Goodyear
Petula Clarke
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Jerry Lee Lewis
0
Jerry Lee is already dead…
0
I think theres a whole lot a Shakin but he is still around
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I stand corrected. Fucking Wikipedia!!!
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Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Meatloaf
Sir Nicholas Soames
Roy Walker
0
Shane McGowan
Ozzy Osborne
Kenny Rogers
Sean Connery
Shirley Bassey
0