Dead Pool [69]

Congratuations to Vermin Cunt Spotter who correctly predicted that “The Scum cunt of a islamist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole” Younes Abouyaaqoub would be the next dead cunt.He was shot dead by police this afternoon.After the sad deaths of Bruce Forsyth and Jerry Lewis who were not in the pool this death can bring us all a smile for once.Murdering cunt!

On to Deadpool 69

Hear are the rules as always

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Malcolm Young
Gord Downie
Rayya Elias
Eberhard van der Laan

72 thoughts on “Dead Pool [69]

  1. John Carpenter
    Tom Savini
    Dennis Waterman
    Hal Holbrook
    Joss Ackland (Deeplomatic Immunitaay!!)

    Hope they shot the cunt in the bollocks, if he had any…

  2. At least thankfully there’s now one less cowardly murdering Islamic cunt on the planet.
    Barcelona will recover, its a great city, one I visit frequently. Mantenerte fuerte Barcelona.

  3. Hope the cunt died in agony

    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Ringo
    Keef Richards
    Dennis Skinner

  4. John Major
    john knopfler
    Ian Botham
    Charles Manson
    Sarah fergusan (princess fergie)

  5. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    —-

    Still, he’s got those 72 virgins to look forward to in Ali’s Snackbar!

    Yeah that’ll be the 72 murdering cunts that preceeded him!

    I hope his arse is now like a hosses collar up there in “peaceful” heaven! The cunt!

    Google if you’re reading this, firstly go fuck yourselves. Secondly if you class this as a “hate” crime then it is cos I hate these murdering “peaceful” cunts – a quick death by bullets is too good for them! And finally – Google – go fuck yourselves! Fascist cunts!

    • Glad the cunt isn’t in the UK. He’d be on his third coffee and a biscuit signing his BBC contract from his new council house. I’d shit on his ashes.

  6. Glad this cunt is now a dead cunt. A big fuck off to all peacefuls.

    Happy Monday to everyone else.

  7. Doris Day
    Peter Allis
    Patricia Routledge
    Nicholas Parsons
    Martin Sheen

    Hope they got the fucker with a wounding shot, then slowly finished him off, cunt. The Catalan police don’t mes around, good work.

  8. Another wog bites the dust – hey hey – another wog bites the dust…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Bill Wyman
    Pete Murray
    Jack Charlton

  9. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The noxious EU

    Good logic, although with the frankly mental Open Fucking Birders, they could’ve been playing “Where’s Wally” for years.

    Perhaps that should be “Where’s wAllah.”

  10. Little Richard
    Sir Bernard Ingham ( indestructible cunt)
    Brigitte Bardot
    Martin Peters
    Mike Yarwood

  11. I go away on holiday and miss out on Jerry Lewis😠

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Petula Clarke
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Jerry Lee Lewis

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