Congratuations to Vermin Cunt Spotter who correctly predicted that “The Scum cunt of a islamist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole” Younes Abouyaaqoub would be the next dead cunt.He was shot dead by police this afternoon.After the sad deaths of Bruce Forsyth and Jerry Lewis who were not in the pool this death can bring us all a smile for once.Murdering cunt!
On to Deadpool 69
Hear are the rules as always
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Eberhard van der Laan
For clarity, that’s Mary Wilson Harolds widow
On behalf of Sir Limply who has IT problems
Dick Van Dyke
Ric “WOOOooo” Flair
Leon “Big Van Vader” White
Great shout there sir.
David Van Day
Camiila the Hag hrh
Rickeeee from nr Narge, on the end of Nurse Ratchett’s liquid cosh needle
Big Ben will have to chime again, if Lily Mong snuffs it…. So let’s hope it chimes again pretty soon…
I’m going for Prince Phillip.
It always happens when someone who’s worked so hard all their life suddenly retires. The body is used to all the stresses and strains of a hectic life and then has nothing to do; so it closes down. And don’t go telling me that wandering around behind Her Vagesty, waving and grumbling doesn’t count as a hectic working life. Gawd bless ‘I’m.
Charlton Heston copped it in 2008…
Doesn’t look like anyone had Don Williams…
Despite being nominated in the past, no one had Sir Peter Hall this time round. I wonder if Sir Limply has any stories about Hall..?
Serendipity. This morning (before I read the sad news) I was thinking about Hall. Have to say (I saw two of this theatrical efforts) that he did not fuck things up with gratuitous sex and rapes the way so many and usually girlie producers now do no matter the inappropriateness. Four times married including to Leslie Caron so obviously a Marital Rapist. Most unexpected.
Bastard bugger! Had the thesp cunt for a good few pools then he goes and does a runner on me. Me late wife knew him quite well and thus I made his acquaintance. Directed a lot of Shakespeare and was himself a dead spit for the bard. Very urbane type orf geezer who’s trick orf command was to memorize the name orf every cunt from the lowest to the most high. Indeed he knew my name.
Yours Truly used to nip into the National Theatre during his time running it to sample the delights orf the canteen. Quite a gourmet Sir Peter and the food and wine under his watch was most acceptable and at subsidised prices.
Not been active for a number orf years due to dementia and the old memory which went AWOL. Always a tragedy for anyone in that line orf work.
Used his offices (and telephones) to set up a number of tours orf me presentations in praise orf the female form. Was able to base me operations there for a number orf years. His petty case came in useful at times. A man with kindness in his heart. Go well old heart and at least remember to haunt some fucking actors.
Petty Cash not petty case by way orf translation.
As to stories a whole bucket orf ’em but one orf me favourite insiders:
Sir Pete was to direct one orf those froggie farces a good few years back and nearly broke the NT’s budget by insisting on real ormolu and gold plated fittings for the 19C set – taps, mirrors, door plates, that sort orf thing. Set looked a treat, indeed a lot of it was genuine antique. Critics praised it for it’s attention to detail, director’s vision ect gush vomit.
Open secret that Sir P was refurbing a new home and guess where all the fixtures and fittings ended up after the show finished? Big scandal me dears but it was all hushed up. Had a glass orf shampoo and some canapes roinde his gaff a few months later. Pissed in a rather fine Empire sink with exquisite dolphin taps. Very civilised.
Jake LaMotta is another cunt who has slipped through despite being nominated in many previous Pools.
Taken his final dive the punchy cunt. An outrage he dodged The Pool at the age orf 95. Most displeased. Well every chance one orf The Pool cunts will be taken oit by an earthquake or hurricane and we have winter coming with a new antibiotic resistant strain orf flu flying in from Oz. Not all bad news.
Fuck it. I had him a couple back…