Theresa May (7)

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I’m gonna cunt Theresa May.

What an utter cunt she is.

I’ll vote for her anyway but only coz I don’t have a choice.

She called a vote and when she did. she was way, way, way, ahead of the lefties, the commies and the incompetant, wind farm loving cunts she was up against.
I think I may even have said that it was a great idea and that she’d be able to consolidate her power.

She called an election coz she knew she’d win.

I knew she’d win.

We ALL KNEW she’d win.

…but let’s face it. She’s not the sharpest tool in the box.

Einstein proved that everything in the universe is relative …

…well …

Compared to comrade Cuntbyn she’s a leviathan.

Compared to the Greens she is a genius.

Compared to minor fart of the illiberal undemocrats she’s a human being.
(They’re an unclassified species as far as I’m concerned. …somewhere between rats and cocroaches).

I would mention Angus McPorridgecunt of the SNP but fuck him.
Go eat some leaves and bitch to a country that gives a shit.

…Try the Reich.

But they’ll probably call you a cunt too!

Theresa seemed so promising. “Strong and stable” (aherm aherm…You’re no Thatcher)
“Best deal for Brexit” (not too bad the first 500 times I heard it) (oh and to be honest, fuck the EU. They’re an irrelevance in my life and I have more important things to think about other than “is Junkers on the blob this week” and “the best team for Brexit”.

Am I the only one stopping and thinking    ……Oh fuck.

Imagine the country with comrade Cuntbyn, Pie Anne Flabbott and “Stalin II” McDonnell in charge.

That’s why she’s a cunt.

She’s too thick to even beat the most useless, Incompetant and unelectable cunts in British society and she wants me to believe that she won’t get fucked by Vanhogtaft, or whatever the fuck.

The dump that I took this morning could organise a better campaign than the Tories this election.

326 thoughts on “Theresa May (7)”

  1. A fucking useless, ineffective Home Secretary and an equally shitty and unconvincing PM. I listened to her “enough is enough” speech yesterday and I just thought…..oh please fuck off, no cunt is buying this bullshit. Whatever bollocks comes out of Catweazle’s gob at least he looks like he actually believes it. Maybitch has managed to squander a 24 point lead in a couple of weeks and that takes some doing. Even the posh boy Pigfucker couldn’t even dream about that level of incompetence. Is it just me or does she look more and more like the Hunchback of Notre Dame with each passing day. Frau Merkel and her pals must be rubbing their hands in anticipation of an easy kill.

    • If you had to though. I mean if it was between her and Nicola Sturgeon and someone had a gun against your head and shouted “FUCK ONE!!” Who would you choose?

      These are the sorts of hard hitting political questions Adam Boulton should be asking but never does.

      • I don’t think Angela was an option there….but I certainly would forgo the pleasure of Ms Sturgeon for a crack at Angela any time….hmmm.

      • Penny Mordaunt for rum, sodomy and the lash !!!

        As for the forthcoming Thursday event, I am underwhelmed.

        But I shall NOT be voting for terrorist appeasers / mental-arithmetic fuckwits / anti-white racists

      • I could only do it with May through a glory hole as long as Rolf Harris didn’t walk up and say , can you tell who it is ?

      • I would Fuck May over Sturgeon .I agree that Angela Rayner and Penny Mourdaunt are definitely worth a go.As is Luciana Berger and Priti Patel.

      • Here is a good one who would you rather fuck:Ann Widdecombe Diane Abbott or Margaret Beckett?:P

      • Fuck me Shaun… what a vile choice of ..? wimmin..yuk. Would have to be Beckett I think,…or maybe suicide would be the option.

      • I probably do Sturgeon, be unable to live with myself and THEN take the bullet.

    • To be fair the Tory vote is exactly where it was when the election was called. Labours increased share is coming from the other parties. The polls bear that out…

  2. In keeping with the zlebfest I would like to cunt Vigils. A group of useless grief jackers gathering to morn the death of no one they even knew.

    Why don’t these cunts light a candle and just go cry at funerals?

  3. It proves how much people want to leave the corrupt nest of undemocratic, European thieves if they vote for this debilitating lizard. Weak, untrustworthy, thoughtless of the poor and a believer of an all-powerful bearded deity who lives in the clouds and will reward her for her proof-less loyalty.

    Anyone who subscribes to Fox-hunting is a spectacularly cruel and bilious individual. Let’s hope you use some that heartless savagery when sitting round the table with the EU cunt-gangsters.

  5. May does seem particularly gifted in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

    I shudder to think what will happen if Comrade Corblimey manages to assemble a socialist coalition with a majority.

    That said, one part of me thinks that the socialist wankers in the UK deserve shit like Corbyn. They would then see just how wonderful their socialist utopia really is once the Labour dickheads have bust us yet again.

    • It would be kind of inspiring though if Labour won and Diane Fatbutt became Home Secretary. The inspiration being that no matter how much of an obese Forrest Gump of a fuckwit you are, you could STILL reach the dizzying heights of political power.

      Well, that and being black.

  6. Not sure about this one. However I am a conservative vote. Jeremy Corbyn as PM? Diane Abbott as Home Secretary? John McDonnell as chancellor? I am a gay Jeeist zoonist and would rather live in Iran than under a labour government.

    • And if Corby won here, you wouldn’t have to move. Iran would come here.

    • Sadiq Khan is an Islamist apologist camel fucker.

      Oh, just in case you did not know: his dad was a bus driver!

      • Aren’t they all Krav?

        Hey Krav, do me a favour, if any of the the Jewish community are stupid enough to vote for the People’s Church 2.0, kindly put them in the back of a Paddy Wagon and go all Golda Meir and Benjamin Netanyahu on them OK?

  7. However Thursday goes, instinct tells me that we will end up on the leeward side of bum island.

  8. Personally I think the country is too far fucked to make any recovery. Generations of fuckwitted ideological useless twats have managed to inflict a bit of damage to this once great country. Perhaps it is in the stars that we become a wogfest country under Sharia law. Perhaps Whitey Flogging will become the new sport, and the Gloucester Old Spot and his friends will become extinct, I have always believed that May was a useless cunt. She certainly was one of the worst Home Secretary,s in the history of the UK. Remember, it was she who tolerated Hamza, he was allowed to speak freely for years. He was proven to have obtained UK citizenship by criminal deception yet nothing was done to revoke it. He was treated in prison like Royalty, and hundreds of thousands of pounds were pushed his way. All his legal bills were met. His bastard fucking sponging family still live here, each and every cunt with UK passports that could and should have been taken from them. Their benefit and welfare bill ran into millions, and they are still here voicing their concerns re Hamzas treatment at the hands of the inhumane whitey’s.
    As I said the other day. I have no choice but to vote for this useless self serving unfuckable career arsehole, pro European, fairy dust worshipping twat of the highest magnitude, not because I think she is worthy, but because the alternatives are so fucking much worse.

    • I wish there was something I could disagree with you there Asimple, but alas, there is nothing.

      I too wonder if our destiny isn’t a country full of goat herding sand-rats, plunging the entire planet back to the dark ages.

      The dinosaurs had the right idea. Whatever that was.

      • Sadly I agree Mega.. When I was with Immigration, she was a fucking useless cunt. The office joke was “She couldn’t run a bath let alone a department.”.As for the hundreds of thousands we let in on T/A, we lost over 40,000 in two years. And her attitude. “Ah well “

      • She had only herself to blame on that one Dioclese. As soon as it was established that Citizenship had been obtained by criminal deception, there was a tort, that because he was a foreign national, then the award of citizenship could be withdrawn and deportation assured. However, the advice given was ignored because there was at that time a concern regarding political,activism. Oakington, Yarlswood and the London Centres were regularly attended by militants, and as you may remember Yarlswood was burned to the ground causing a loss of 180 million pounds. Dopey May couldnt/wouldnt make decisions, she would simply ask for the advice of others but ignore it completely because it was “easier to do nothing ”
        The trousering of hundreds of millions of taxpayers money would have blown the country apart. Google IAS and RLC and establish what incomes were generated from the Great British Giveaway. Fuck me , am I pleased to be retired. Whoopee!

      • I’m retired too and I worry what these lefty cunts will rob off me if they get in.
        Still, on the bright side I got 7% on my savings when I retired and it would that way again.

      • Been retired 12 months now and I must admit Dio, its absolutely terrific! Off to Funchal next week!

      • Just renewed a 12 month fixed interest at 1.6%
        Currently getting about 4.5% return on equities.
        About 3.5% on corporate bond funds

  9. It would appear that cops accidentally shot a member of the public on London Bridge when taking out the muzzers. Why aren’t they scrambling properly trained soldiers, not fuck-fingered cops? They can’t even take out nutters with knives, so fuck knows what will happen if one of these Islamic nutjobs lays their hands on a gun.

    I have way more faith in the army then the police. There should be martial law on the streets of London right now.

    • On that one Im not so sure…Northern Ireland was a cunt. We could only fire with one hand tied behind our back, they could shoot first, we could not, and they hid behind kids. Difficult ..very difficult in urban warfare.

  10. Well the answer is plainly there to be seen, however, NOBODY except for a few encouraging words from our scouse friend have the bollocks to face it. The answer is that if the bad cunts were fucked off atrocities like this by definition could not happen. If people face facts the solution is easy. The trouble is most people are yellow streaked cowards.

  11. Whoever ends up running the show, should make any or all resources available to the Police and security services, whatever the price, if only to ensure we never have to hear Liam Gallagher sing again…

    Only saw a few minutes of the gig but was hoping a cricket match might break out.
    And cricket is boring as fuck…

  12. And also let’s not forget that May is trying to suppress the findings of the inquiry into jihadi funding because it’s bound to finger Saudia Arabia.

    “Enough is enough” my arse. Tory cunts always put profit before principle.

    Don’t vote for any of the cunts: politicians of all colours are unprincipled fucktards.

    • Sadly, I have to agree with this cunting. May has fallen apart in a matter of weeks in a campaign that they made all about her in the first place. If Labour get anywhere near power, probably with their IRA friends and the Krankies then May is 100% responsible.

    • Yet again it’s a case of voting for the lesser of two evils. Look at the choice the Americans had – Clinton or Trump. I think it was Black and White Cunt who said a while back that no party represents his views. Each one has something sensible to say and also things that, to us, make no sense at all. That’s the problem with our system, we’re not voting for one thing, like Brexit, we’re voting for a whole package of things, some we agree with and some we don’t. Right now Theresa May looks like the lesser of two evils but I’ve never voted Conservative in my life and I don’t intend to start now.

    • I am definitely voting Conservative as it is the least worse option give me May and her team for all their faults over Jezbollah Flabbot and Lady Nugee any day of the week.

      • Even if there’s nobody to represent yerself?
        There’s always something in someone’s manifesto that goes against me, so why should i vote for any cunt.
        I’m entitled to moan at whoever wins as I’m a citizen who feels let down by them all.

        I want my country back and not one is going to even consider doing that.

        But as a taxpayer, i can still attack whichever cunts get in.

        I pay for that pleasure.

      • Well, for me the only remotely viable choice is the Tories, and that’s more down to not, as someone who is nearly the big 3-0, wanting the country being permanently fucked into the dirt by a Communist Wanker aided and abetted by; his (actual) evil Chancellor, a fat, incompetent, racist, stupid bitch, a chubby, contemptible English hating bitch, the fucking SNP cunts, the Green cunt and the LimpDumbs.

        Make no mistake, I find May’s judgement to be as abysmal as the PiggieFiddler’s and his personal Gimp Gideon’s.

        But for their many faults, her and the Tories are preferable to the rest of the leftie cunts any day of the week!

        For fuck sakes, we still haven’t recovered from Blair’s Reign of Terror! Let’s not let Corbyn and the modern day People’s Church do even worse!

      • Hmmm, it’s on now…. that was weird. And annoying.

        Birdman, was there anything in that comment that needed moderating?

      • Ssshhhhh

        the moderator has a mind of its own and is always watching us. no one controls it and it does what it wants, when it wants.

        Ssssshhhhh

        Ye’ll get us in trouble

        Ssshhhhh

      • Utter nonsense. You seem to be under the illusion that your vote actually influences government policy. It won’t and never has.

      • I never go to the football….doesn’t stop me calling them a bunch of cunts.

      • That arsehole footballer Sol Campbell fancies being a politician…but to be fair to him,he probably has the high level of Cuntitude needed to carry off the double burden of being both a footballer and a politician.

        More muslims should take up football. I t would give me another reason to slag them off. Cunts.

      • Its the amish you got to watch out for constantly trying to play pranks on people. They would tie your shoelaces together when your not looking just to fuck with you… pacifists my arse

        The radicaled methodists are’t that dangerous but they still have the bloody nerve to give homeless people free food and clothes. Can you believe these monsters?

      • Page 187: “We have prepared He’ll for him, wherein he shall be despised and rejected.”

        Told you.

  14. I’ve got no choice anyway. I’ve only got 4 candidates……the big 3 plus the Green wankers. I’d rather clean my genitals with a broken bottle than give my vote to any of that scum. I’m writing “traitors” across the bottom of the ballot paper. That’s my fucking vote.

  15. This is one of the worst elections in living memory, veggie sandal wearing Green cunts, Lib Dums and the Braveheart Brigade are a non starter. Corbyn must not get in or we will be holding a minutes silence every fucking week if we are not nuked by Russia first, May is a cunt and as Home Sec was a piss poor spineless twat. If she really wants to be a great PM and appeal to the majority of the country then arm the police as standard, scale back the foreign aid budget and reinvest in this country. Never mind immigration ‘in the tens of thousands’, cut it completely until we clear the backlog of crap then pick and choose the best and brightest if and when we need them.

    • Sounds like UKIPS`s manifesto.Sadly they aren`t standing in my seat but even if they were I still couldnt vote for them as under first past the post any vote against May could favour Corbyn and fuck that.Also Paul Nuttall is a fucking terrible leader.

  16. Difficult one this election, I feel I have to vote and vote Tory, failure to vote means I may play a small part in allowing Trot\Socialist lunatics to govern the country but voting tory allows the status quo to continue unchallenged.

    They really do have us by the ballsack.

    I can imagine people thinking give Jeremy a go, how much worse can he make things?

    I don’t want to find out just how bad Labour can make things with the well known enemies of the UK currently running the show, Labour government and Labour Mayors in London and Manchester – it’s the perfect storm/

    • I would vote Tory if I were you.Anything is better than comrade Corbyn.

      • I will be Shaun, I wouldn’t vote socialist even if they promised to give me loads of free money………..

  17. She could have locked herself away in a nunnery after announcing the election and she’d win, but instead keeps opening her fucking trap.

    SHUT UP! Every word is a vote for Cuntbyn.

  18. Liam Gallagher you are a colossal cunt, always have been always will be. So Noel didn’t show up and last night and reunite part of Oasis for a few songs. He probably can’t stomach the thought of time with you again.

    Always suspected Noel is a cunt also, he is a discerning cunt though.

    • Like most people I hate Cunts, I see them, hear them and then dismiss them, but with Liam Gallagher it was so very different, I used to get properly irritated when was acting the hardman in interviews!!, everything about the cunt from the way he swaggered around to anything the gobshite said used to make me want to punch him straight in the mouth!! When he eventually got punched out in germany by ( Russian gangsters) actually they were estate agents i laughed long and hard……

      • The cunt sings through his nose, using his empty head as a reverb chamber. Remember his fashion line, which was basically cheap knockoffs of army surplus at silly prices? Bandy legged cunt, happy to use the deaths of children to boost his album sales, and flagging career. The Live Aid factor in full effect.

      • Liam,Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam, Liam

        ye’s think yer all to cool for school or summit??????

      • The buffoon cunt known as Liam Gallagher had the fucking check to announce ‘normal service has been resumed’ even though those kids bodies where still on the mortuary slab. Mind you the paedophile loving cunts who organised this farce concert couldn’t even wait a few weeks till the period of mourning was over and all the victims laid to rest. Filthy, self absorbed air headed, narcissistic, self indulgent cunts. On the plus side Niall Horan got a great platform on which to launch his solo career.

      • Cheers for that.

        Brilliant piece, innit?

        Good to know I’m not the only one here who’s a Liam Gallagher fan, Vermin Cunt Spotter.
        He’ll be on at the Barrowlands soon.
        Get yerself along and hold oan tae yer socks.

        Liver Forever, pal. 🙂

      • Knocked out by Estate Agents? Oh,fuck me,the shame. What a gobby soft twat.

      • Estate agents are tough as fuck in a group.
        They hunt down massive, nay, giant man eating foxes and save us all from rabies.
        Oops, that’s Estate Gents I’m talking about.

        It was two estate agents actually, against Liam, Whitey and a couple of bodyguards.

      • Russian versions of Kirstie Allsopp ?? Now that is TRULY a most horrific thought…

  19. I’m definitely voting for May, my only single reason is jezzer and his jokers will not deliver brexit in any shape or form…..
    The choices we have are the poorest I can remember, normally I think they are all Cunts and just go with the one i can live with, unfortunately this time that doesn’t really apply but it’s brexit for me…..

      • “I’m the lazard king
        I can do anything”

        Can ye live past 27?
        Can ye?

        Even though my daughters into robot voiced Miami/Dominican shite, i still managed to make a Doors fan out of her.
        She’s obsessed with Jim Morrison.
        And Liam, Liam,Liam,Liam Gallagher

        As You Were

      • I know its the lizard king, I was joking Fun fact Mr Mojo Rising is a anagram of Jim Morrison

      • I wasn’t correcting you but i will on yer anagram.
        It’s ” Mr Mojo Risin” without the G.
        There’s no “G” in Jim Morrgison.

        🙂

  21. i really hope the Election result isnt obvious on thursday at 10 pm when the exit polls come out. after fuckin weeks of this we deserve a cliff hanger .
    here’s a thought. what would happen if some of these nutters phone up and say we’ve planted bombs at 20 polling stations? would they have to postpone the election?

  22. The cunts at the BBC are at it again:

    “General Election 2017: The EU citizens in the UK who can’t vote”

    Headline followed by a load of whinging cunts who can’t vote because they are not British.

    Fuck me BBC, what next your roving reporter in Bolivia interviewing a village goat that’s stopped giving milk as it can’t vote in the election?

    The clues in your own headline you cunts, except they are not EU citizens, they are Romanian, Italian, French they vote for their respective governments, we vote for ours.

    If they don;t like it they can fuck off home.

    • Speaking of not being able to vote, fucking muslims shouldn’t be able to vote! they hate everything about britain and all want us dead why the fuck do they have voting rights?

      Thanks to lefties and backstabbing conservatives they have the right to bomb, stab us claim victimhood, and play the race card. France didn’t get Marine Le Pen because half their population is moslem and they will vote against their host countries interest. Definitely against nationalist/conservative parties this is why BNP unfortunately failed years ago http://i.magaimg.net/img/p8n.jpg https://i.redd.it/hy1k7efbmq1z.jpg

    • The BBC are utter Cunts!!!
      I’m surprised they are not down the local primary school bleating that the children have no voting rights……..

  23. The BBC report of EU nationals denied voting in election is bullshit, we should tell every Boris, Tomaz and Manuel to do one. McKrankenstein tried it in the Scot referendum by trying to change the voting demographic by recruiting spotty 16/17 year olds and was fucked over.

  24. Got to vote Tory to (hopefully) get a proper Brexit. A vote for the other cunts is staying in by the side door. For e.g. Freedom of movement stops under Labour. Instead a visa system will be introduced for low skilled labour which will no doubt include the applicant and all his fuckin relatives. No visas will be denied therefore no change in immigration. As Timmy the Twat would say ‘it’s a stitch up’. Just listening to Commie Corblimey, the cunt sounds like a fuckin bingo caller. Alistair Campbellend is a snivelling cunt to. Underhanded twat spouted off yesterday comparing terrorism to Brexit. Was blasted for such ridiculous comments and therefore apologised and removed the comment. But the dirt had been thrown as he so well knew. It’s like taking a red card for the team. Wank stain. Fingers crossed and piss pipe tied in a knot for the right result on Thurs.

  25. Fucking lunatics running round the streets bombing, stabbing and just being deluded cunts….what a time for a leader to emerge, someone to stand strong, someone to lead from the front and defend us.

    What do we get? fuck all.

    Mayday could’ve gone all out here, stood up for the UK and she’d have had a massive vote, a huge madate. What a fucking wasted chance.

    Fuck chief police officers hugging the Quran, fuck candles and vigils, fuck pop stars being self promoting cunts, in fact….fuck the lot of you useless, appeasing, traitorous vermin.

      • Remind me how well appeasement has worked in the past please?

        Someone?

        Anyone?

  26. Peter Sallis has croaked at 96 so Dioclese wins another one. Same again for me please.

    • That’s The Last Of The Summer Wine gone.
      Great programme.
      Me and my grandad pissing ourselves laughing at them building something, take it up the moors, roll down and crash, every week.

      Brilliant stuff, and probably were my fetish for older wimmin in stockings comes from.

    • From Last of the Summer Wine to Citizen Khan, how far down the road to shitedom has the BBC travelled.

  27. Could never vote Tory, Corbyn would drag us into a live action version of 1984. Tiny Tim….hmmm never, greens….never. looking like a spoiled paper

  28. If, by some miracle, Comrade Corbyn gets hammered in this election, I do so hope that he and all the Momentum cunts make like Jim Jones and drink the special kool-aid.

  30. Fuck me sideways. Not only was the first to be named piece of shit being monitored, he was in a fucking channel 4 documentary. And still the powers that be did fuck all. Should have been rendited to fucking Guantanamo bay for a 3 year waterboarding course

    • Notice the weasel fucking words by the authorities on this cunt. ‘There was no evidence that he was planning a terrorist attack’. Maybe not but there was plenty evidence that he was supporting a proscribed organisation and glorifying them which is a criminal offence, that he was inciting violence which is a criminal offence and that he was committing a breach of the peace which is a criminal offence. Fuck me if you go out on the streets these days and sing the sash you get locked up but if you call for Jihad, well that’s ok. Truth is it has fuck all to do with police resources but more to do with a police force paralysed by political correctness. Rest in your beds Cressida is in charge.

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