Dead Pool [61]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dioclese for correctly predicting that Peter Sallis would be next to depart.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 61.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open in this thread only.

Good luck!

 

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

122 thoughts on “Dead Pool [61]”

  1. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    Usual cunts please…

  2. Johnny Hallyday
    Freddie Starr
    Terry Jones
    Bill Wyman
    Leah Bracknell

  4. I am not sure who has won more pools now out of myself and Dioclese?

      • Haha .I will check when I have a spare afternoon.Could do with publishing who won what round.

      • I just counted them because I’m a boring cunt. By my reckoning Dioclese has 6 and Shaun has 5. Although the first half dozen pools didn’t say who won and I couldn’t be arse to look, so an utterly pointless count by me altogether really.

        Either way, how the fuck are the pair of you guessing right to so many times? Should the living be worried.

      • I did a full list of the first 31 in the comments on pool 32 if it helps.

        Seems I won 3 out of the first 6 so that’s 9-5 to me 😀😊☺😃😕😨

  6. Bruce Forsyth
    Robert Mugabe
    Charles Manson
    George Bush senior
    Peter Sutcliffe

  7. John McVie
    Baroness Trumpington
    Burt Reynolds
    Jill Gascoine
    Jake LaMotta

    Good Shot, Dio.

  8. Barbara Bush
    Jeremy Corbyn
    George Soros
    Honor Blackman
    Tony Blair

  9. “Knob Cheese Gromit “was what we used to say in a Wallace voice at School.

  10. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The fucking EU

    Well played, Dio.
    “Fancy a bit of cheese, Gromit Lad?” Ahh, great films

  11. Lord Heseltine
    Doris Day
    Lord Prescott
    Cloris Leachman
    Sylvia Sims

  12. Prince Philip
    Henry Kissinger
    George Soros
    Evelyn Rothschild
    Jacob Rothschild

  14. Congrats

    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Jerry Lewis
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain

  15. Betty White
    Jimmy Armfield
    Peter Allis
    Nobby Stiles
    Frank Windsor

  16. Maria Jimenez
    Maria Teresa Campos
    Carmen Sevilla
    Terence Hill
    June Brown

    Another beautiful eulogy there, Fred West.
    Brought a tear to the eye that did.

    There’ll be old guys in Yorkshire pubs paying tribute tonight.
    That tribute wiil consist of ordering a half pint from the bar and leaving in a hurry after a couple of sups.

    They old guys never finished an ale.
    Never.

    • What is there to say about the cunt?

      Google is there for anyone who’s interested.

      • Well whats the point in playing then if nobody gives a fuck who they are.
        Another anonymous slebs dead, move on to next pool for another cunt no ones arsed about to die.

        Fuck, i’ll have whoever live at no34 Wilson st, Bangor, Wales and four of their workmates then.

      • You know what I mean, Birdman – this is the Dead Pool, it’s not a fucking obituary column… 😀

  17. Nice one, Dio….

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Hugh Hefner
    Martin Landau
    Shani Wallis

  20. Ken Dodd
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Murray Walker
    Prince Phillip
    Bruce Forsyth

    • Bastard and bugger. The dook and Brucie bagged.

      Roy Hudd
      Fenella Fielding

  21. Imagine if someone had put Cheike Tiote in the deadpool….

    What is it with African footballers dying so young?

  23. Indeed the end orf a generation. Knew Jane Freeman who croaked a few months back without telling me and now Peter Sallis. Tight arsed little cunt who always tried to get me to buy him a drink. Probably still waiting when I get there.
    The cast all hated each other and were very jealous if one got more lines than another – even if they could not remember them. Actors.

  24. Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    Madonna
    John MCcain

    Congrats Dio and admins if its not to much trouble can you tag the deadpool next time?

    • Yoko fucking Ono
      Ringo
      Danglebert Pimpledick (please release me I’m a cunt)
      Ray Davies
      Dave Davies

      ‘It’s the wrong trousers Gromit’ Love it and RIP.

  25. Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    John Redwood
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

    Congrats to Dio

  26. Well played Dio…

    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Michael G Wilson
    Sonny Landham (“We’re all gonna die”)

  29. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

    • June Brown/Dot Cotton has already been taken.
      I dropped her a few weeks ago after picking her for ages but today i took her back coz i think Joaquin Phoenix has cleaned up his act.

      Ye can have Joaquin Phoenix if ye want.

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