Dead Pool [60]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for correctly predicting that John Noakes would be joining Shep in that great Blue Peter Garden in the sky.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 60..

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

 

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

68 thoughts on “Dead Pool [60]”

  1. Paul Gascoigne
    Bert Reynolds
    Clive Anderson
    Ian Heslop
    David weirdo Walliams (who thinks it’s acceptable to drop his trousers in front of children on shitty Britain’s got cunt talent)

  3. Ric “WOOOO” Flair
    Vince K McMahon
    Clint Eastwood
    Helen Mirren
    Gary Glitter

    well done BWB .

  4. Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The EU
    Rupert Murdoch
    The Dalai Lama

    Well done, BWB.

  5. Michael Barrymore
    Boy George
    Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict

  7. Martin Peters
    Barry Bright
    John Terry
    Sir Red Nose Ferguson
    That Sturgeon cunt

    • I’ve had old Purple & Red Nose for a while, hoping, and praying, and wishing…

  9. Shame no one grabbed Molly Peters she was a bondgirl who plays the sassy nurse in thunderball it was a small role tho

  11. Kirk Douglas
    Bill Clinton
    Yoda
    President Bashir Assad
    Julian Assange

  13. Old old favourite Peter Sallis has finally croaked at 96. Had him many times but sadly as ever, not this time. Bugger. Anyone have the old cunt?

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