Dead Pool [60]

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for correctly predicting that John Noakes would be joining Shep in that great Blue Peter Garden in the sky.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 60..

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.


Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

68 thoughts on “Dead Pool [60]

  1. Robert Mugabe
    Bruce Forsyth
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Charles Manson
    George Bush senior

  2. Leah Bracknell
    Paul van Zandvliet
    Johnny Hallyday
    Freddie Starr
    Terry Jones

  3. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Jerry Lewis
    Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain

  4. Charlie Munger
    Dobri Dobrev
    Mary Wilson
    William Coors
    George P Schultz

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow,

  5. Gill Gascoine
    Baroness Trumpington
    Jake LaMotta
    Burt Reynolds
    John McVie.

    Good Shot,Bastard Well Bastard.

  6. Pope Frances
    Roman Polanski
    Ginger Baker
    George Soros
    Rick Wakeman

    Congratulations BWB on predicting Noakes

  7. Ricky Gervais
    Keith Chegwin
    Tim Westwood
    Robson Green
    James Blunt

    My usual annoying cunts please…

  8. I would also like to nominate pricky doublecunt, but I don’t suppose that’s allowed?

    • I think the rules prohibit this nominee on the grounds that there are too many people likely to throttle the twat.

      • You’re for it now. Like the U boat commander on Dads Army, tricky dickless will be saying to himself “you also are going on ze list” 😁

  9. Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    John Redwood
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

    Congrats to BWB

  10. Congrats bwb.

    Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Anthony Hopkins
    Eric Clapton

  11. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  12. Congrats to BWB…

    George A Romero
    John Carpenter
    Ron Jeremy
    Sonny Landham
    Hal Holbrook

  13. Great result BWB

    Prince Phillip
    Bob Dole
    Jimmy Carter
    Hugh Hefner
    Charles Manson

    • I shall replace Charles Manson who is taken with Mary Berry as Charles is nabbed

  14. Anjem Choundry ( one can live in hope !) Has he been cunted yet ?
    The Queen
    Bill Roach
    Mick Jagger
    Geert Wilders

  15. Maria Jimenez
    Maria Teresa Campos
    Carmen Sevilla
    Terence Hill
    Joaquin Phoenix

  16. lionel Blair
    Angela Lansbury
    Mel Brooks
    Bobby Charlton
    Barry Chuckle

  17. Well done bwb.

    Betty White
    Georgio Armani
    Dennis Norden
    Yoko Ono
    Harry Carpenter

  18. Lester Piggot
    John Leyton
    Jackie Stewart
    Colin Bell
    Patricia Routledge.

  19. Ken Dodd
    Olivier DeHavilland
    Roy Hudd
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Prince Phillip

  20. Former Pope Benedict
    Barbara Bush
    Noam Chomsky
    Nigel Lawson
    Sean Connery

  21. Diane Abbott
    Emily Thornberry
    Emma Watson
    Joanna Lumley
    Owen Jones in a “Plunger Pete” style fatality…

    • Or Owen Jones in any kind of Mortal Kombat style fatality….

  22. Nice one, BWB…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Shani Wallis
    Hugh Hefner
    Jimmy Carter

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