We have a winner!
Congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for correctly predicting that John Noakes would be joining Shep in that great Blue Peter Garden in the sky.
So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 60..
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Fred West’s Nominations:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Liz Dawn
Leslie Philips
George A. Cooper
Henry Kissinger
Pierre Cardin
Betty White
Warren Buffett
Richard Wilson
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Chuck Blazer
Jack Warner
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Robert Mugabe
Bruce Forsyth
Peter Sutcliffe
Charles Manson
George Bush senior
0
Leah Bracknell
Paul van Zandvliet
Johnny Hallyday
Freddie Starr
Terry Jones
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Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lewis
Bill Treacher
Julie Goodyear
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
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Charlie Munger
Dobri Dobrev
Mary Wilson
William Coors
George P Schultz
That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow,
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Keith Richards
Yoko Ono
Bernie Ecclestone
Stirling Moss
Buzz Aldrin
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Doris Day
Lord Heseltine
Jimmy Greaves
Cloris Leachman
Mike Yarwood
0
Gill Gascoine
Baroness Trumpington
Jake LaMotta
Burt Reynolds
John McVie.
Good Shot,Bastard Well Bastard.
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John Hume
Jack Charlton
Barney Eastwood
Ray Reardon
Malcolm Young
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Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Rick Wakeman
Congratulations BWB on predicting Noakes
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Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
My usual annoying cunts please…
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I would also like to nominate pricky doublecunt, but I don’t suppose that’s allowed?
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I think the rules prohibit this nominee on the grounds that there are too many people likely to throttle the twat.
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There’s always a queue…
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You’re for it now. Like the U boat commander on Dads Army, tricky dickless will be saying to himself “you also are going on ze list” 😁
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Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
“Cowboy” Bob Ellis
John Redwood
Tommy Mair
Tim Farron
Congrats to BWB
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FFS Ginger – I keep telling you that it’s Prince Edward Earl of Wessex, and Prince Michael Duke of Kent…
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I think this is who he means, Dio –
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Edward,_Duke_of_Kent
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Fuck me! There’s two of the cunts.
I apologise unreservedly
Does he stand with his hand in his jacket pocket too like the other one?
Seems to be hereditary amongst the Windsors…
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Yes I think having your hands in your jacket pocket is a trait amongst the Royals Dio. Saves them from working and getting them dirty
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Or they all are cranking one off
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He looks like a mixture of Charles and Flip.
Inbred lizards.
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Thank you Fred
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I beg to differ Dio
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Disregard this post, I put it before I read your previous reply Dio and to be honest I am in a shitty mood tonight
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I’m a cunt meself sometimes…
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Congrats bwb.
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Eric Clapton
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Gordon Banks
Jim Bowen
Paul Gascoigne
David Van Day
Adam West
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Sidney Poitier
Iris Apfel
Kenny Lynch
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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Congrats to BWB…
George A Romero
John Carpenter
Ron Jeremy
Sonny Landham
Hal Holbrook
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Herman Wouk
Peter Sallis
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Fats Domino
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Great result BWB
Prince Phillip
Bob Dole
Jimmy Carter
Hugh Hefner
Charles Manson
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I shall replace Charles Manson who is taken with Mary Berry as Charles is nabbed
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Anjem Choundry ( one can live in hope !) Has he been cunted yet ?
The Queen
Bill Roach
Mick Jagger
Geert Wilders
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Maria Jimenez
Maria Teresa Campos
Carmen Sevilla
Terence Hill
Joaquin Phoenix
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Bill Clinton
Henry Kissinger
Billy Connolly
Tony Bennett
Pele
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Kissinger already bagged…pick another…
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lionel Blair
Angela Lansbury
Mel Brooks
Bobby Charlton
Barry Chuckle
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Well done bwb.
Betty White
Georgio Armani
Dennis Norden
Yoko Ono
Harry Carpenter
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Norden has gone – pick again.
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Sorry TBR….Betty White already bagged…
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Balls, okay;
John Motson
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The old bastard!
Jimmy armfield
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Yoko has already been bagged too…
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Lester Piggot
John Leyton
Jackie Stewart
Colin Bell
Patricia Routledge.
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Ken Dodd
Olivier DeHavilland
Roy Hudd
Giscard D’Estaing
Prince Phillip
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Fuck some cunt’s done the dook. I’ll have
Barry Manilow
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Former Pope Benedict
Barbara Bush
Noam Chomsky
Nigel Lawson
Sean Connery
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Diane Abbott
Emily Thornberry
Emma Watson
Joanna Lumley
Owen Jones in a “Plunger Pete” style fatality…
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Or Owen Jones in any kind of Mortal Kombat style fatality….
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Nice one, BWB…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Shani Wallis
Hugh Hefner
Jimmy Carter
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