We have a winner!
Congratulations to Bastard Well Bastard for correctly predicting that John Noakes would be joining Shep in that great Blue Peter Garden in the sky.
So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 60..
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Fred West’s Nominations:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Liz Dawn
Leslie Philips
George A. Cooper
Paul Gascoigne
Bert Reynolds
Clive Anderson
Ian Heslop
David weirdo Walliams (who thinks it’s acceptable to drop his trousers in front of children on shitty Britain’s got cunt talent)
0
Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Nicholas Soames
0
Ric “WOOOO” Flair
Vince K McMahon
Clint Eastwood
Helen Mirren
Gary Glitter
well done BWB .
0
Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
The EU
Rupert Murdoch
The Dalai Lama
Well done, BWB.
0
Michael Barrymore
Boy George
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Former Pope Benedict
0
Pope Benedict taken, I’ll pick Morrissey instead.
0
No one had Noriega?
0
Martin Peters
Barry Bright
John Terry
Sir Red Nose Ferguson
That Sturgeon cunt
0
I’ve had old Purple & Red Nose for a while, hoping, and praying, and wishing…
0
Jeremy corbyn
Diane abbott
Ton Blair
Gordon brown
0
Shame no one grabbed Molly Peters she was a bondgirl who plays the sassy nurse in thunderball it was a small role tho
0
Tiger Woods
Barry Chuckle
Patricia Routledge
Lionel Blair
Bill Clinton
0
Kirk Douglas
Bill Clinton
Yoda
President Bashir Assad
Julian Assange
0
Jordan
David Attenborough
Morph
Sooty
Zippy
0
Old old favourite Peter Sallis has finally croaked at 96. Had him many times but sadly as ever, not this time. Bugger. Anyone have the old cunt?
0
Ah Dioclese had him this time around. My old list again please.
0