Dead Pool [59]

Posted on May 27, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dick Fiddler for correctly predicting the demise of Gregg Allman.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 59.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

90 thoughts on “Dead Pool [59]”

J R Cuntley on May 27, 2017 at 9:36 pm said:

Peter Stringfellow
Gene Simmons
Jimmy Tarbuck
Richard Wilson
Alice Cooper

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- J R Cuntley on May 27, 2017 at 9:50 pm said:
  
  Congrats to the Fiddler…
  
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birdman on May 27, 2017 at 9:48 pm said:

Maria Jimenez
Maria Teresa Campos
Carmen Sevilla
Terence Hill
Joaquin Phoenix

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- birdman on May 27, 2017 at 9:59 pm said:
  
  Great eulogy, Sean Of The Dead 69.
  Beautiful.
  
  I’d congratulate Dick Fiddler but fuck em, the lucky cunter is probably balls deep in a group of tarts right now.
  
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  - dick fiddler on May 27, 2017 at 10:15 pm said:
    
    Cheers, Birdman…. I was horrified earlier when my latest conquest started fanny farting while I was riding her. Then I realised that it was just the valve leaking. A few pumps with the footpump and Gobblin’ Gail (fully washable/real hair) was back up to pressure.
    
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  - birdman on May 27, 2017 at 10:20 pm said:
    
    Whats a foot pump?
    
    Sounds nice. 🙂
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 27, 2017 at 11:27 pm said:
    
    I did not write the post.
    
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  - birdman on May 27, 2017 at 11:39 pm said:
    
    I know that most of my spare time is spent getting as high as i can, and I’m not always on the ball, but i swear, swear i tells ye, that your name was on the ORIGINAL post.
    
    Great eulogy Fred West.
    Beautiful. 🙂
    
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  - birdman on May 27, 2017 at 11:43 pm said:
    
    My bad.
    I read Dead pool 59 and my hash addled brain translated that as Sean Of The Dead 69.
    
    Pretty similar if yer stoned.
    Or maybe it’s that I’ve always got you on my mind. 🙂
    
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  - Fred West on May 28, 2017 at 6:13 am said:
    
    No idea who the cunt was, and couldn’t be arsed to find out.
    
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Freddie The Frog on May 27, 2017 at 9:48 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Doris Day
Cunt Heseltine
Honor Blackman
Jack Charlton

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dick fiddler on May 27, 2017 at 10:00 pm said:

Gill Gascoine
Baroness Trumpington
Jake LaMotta
Burt Reynolds
John McVie

Gregg Allman….no longer composing,now decomposing.

Thanks JR Cuntly..

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birdman on May 27, 2017 at 10:13 pm said:

Soul trail blazer and pioneer of southern rock, and ex husband of Cher, Gregg Allman died today (Saturday afternoon) aged 69.
His passing went largely unnoticed with not one cunter asking “did anyone have Gregg Allman in the deadpool?”
One user of social media, birdman, said “who ?”

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- Vermin Cunt Spotter on May 27, 2017 at 11:10 pm said:
  
  Considering you live in Scotland @1970 that’s not surprising.
  
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- Skidmark Eggfart on May 28, 2017 at 6:35 am said:
  
  Fuck me, 69 is no age. And I can’t believe people have never heard of the Allman Brothers Band. I saw them live in New Orleans back in 2000. But then again I am an old hippy cunt.
  
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  - TitSlapper on May 28, 2017 at 11:20 am said:
    
    Eat a peach was a great album and the song Jessica is one of my favorite instrumentals by them but can’t really say I’m a huge fan tho. I always thought they were more of a electric blues band then southern rock
    
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Prime Minister Sinister on May 27, 2017 at 10:20 pm said:

Congrats Fiddler.

George Soros
Michael Hestletine
Leon ‘Vader’ White
George HW Bush
Sean Connery

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- dick fiddler on May 27, 2017 at 10:29 pm said:
  
  Cheers PMS
  
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DeploytheSausage on May 27, 2017 at 10:42 pm said:

Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Eric Clapton

…I had Roger Moore on my shortlist but I bumped him down for hopkins. What an inconsiderate bunch of cunts these celebrities are! 🙂

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- DeploytheSausage on May 27, 2017 at 10:44 pm said:
  
  Good choice by the way fiddler! …I’d never even heard of this guy.
  
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  - dick fiddler on May 27, 2017 at 10:48 pm said:
    
    Cheers DTS
    
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Mr Bastard on May 27, 2017 at 10:46 pm said:

George A Romero
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Sonny Landham
Ron Jeremy

Congrats to Dick…

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- dick fiddler on May 27, 2017 at 10:48 pm said:
  
  Cheers Mr B.
  
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liberal liquadator on May 27, 2017 at 10:59 pm said:

Stan Lee
Billy Graham
Macaulay Culkin
Nobbie Styles
Robert Mugabe

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Vermin Cunt Spotter on May 27, 2017 at 11:04 pm said:

Still smarting from the theft of Chuck Berry from me. Never the less:
Little Richard
Brigette Bardot
Sir Bernard Ingham
Fats Domino
Mike Yarwood.

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BandWagonCunter on May 27, 2017 at 11:08 pm said:

Donald Sutherland
Lord Heseltine
Lord Tebbit
Robbie Coltrane
Stephen Fry

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Rebel without a Cunt! on May 27, 2017 at 11:17 pm said:

I have no idea who this cunt is. And now to the nominations…

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Sidney Poitier
Iris Apfel
Kenny Lynch
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 27, 2017 at 11:24 pm said:

Terry Jones
Leah Bracknell
Johnny Hallyday
Freddie Starr
Paul Van Zandvliet

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Norman on May 27, 2017 at 11:26 pm said:

Nice one, Dickie…
When I saw the picture, I thought Rick Wakeman had copped it…

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Shani Wallis
Hugh Hefner
Brian Walden

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- Mr Bastard on May 27, 2017 at 11:40 pm said:
  
  For a brief glorious moment I though it was Beardy Branson.
  One can but dream…
  
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- dick fiddler on May 27, 2017 at 11:48 pm said:
  
  Cheers Norman, Rick Wakeman ? …..I wish.
  
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CuntsVille on May 27, 2017 at 11:43 pm said:

Des O’connor
Des Lynam
Nicholas Parsons
Meatloaf
Roy Walker

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Captain Magnanimous on May 28, 2017 at 12:05 am said:

Alex Ferguson
Maggie Smith
Rupert Murdoch
Mel Gibson
The Dalai Lama

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 28, 2017 at 12:09 am said:
  
  Congrats, Dick.
  
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  - dick fiddler on May 28, 2017 at 12:10 am said:
    
    Cheers CM
    
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HBelindaHubbard on May 28, 2017 at 12:07 am said:

Diane Abbott
Emily Thornberry
Emma Watson
Joanna Lumley
The ghost of Jo Cox (exorcism, please !!) or, Owen Jones in a “Plunger Pete” style fatality…

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- A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on May 28, 2017 at 1:01 am said:
  
  Exorcisms don`t exist and ghosts can by definition not die.You can have Jones though.
  
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Gutstick Japseye on May 28, 2017 at 12:09 am said:

Bruce Forsyth
Robert Mugabe
Peter Sutcliffe
Charles Manson
James Hewitt

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- Gutstick Japseye on May 28, 2017 at 1:32 am said:
  
  Mugabe gone, bastard. I’ll have Jean Claude Juncker.
  
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Gutstick Japseye on May 28, 2017 at 12:16 am said:

Sad cunt. Trolling women is all you, prickie.

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Black and White Cunt on May 28, 2017 at 12:45 am said:

Jim Bowen
Gordon Banks
Paul Gascoigne
Adam West
David Van Day

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Sir Limply Stoke on May 28, 2017 at 12:59 am said:

Doris Day
Ken Dodd
Olivia DeHavilland
Val Kilmer
Prince Phillip

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Sir Limply Stoke on May 28, 2017 at 1:07 am said:

Bugger Doris Day filched. Me old mate instead please:
Roy Hudd.

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TitSlapper on May 28, 2017 at 1:11 am said:

Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Madonna

Congrats Dick Fiddler I too like norm thought it was Wakeman for a sec but then saw Gregs arms tatted up to kingdom come. Tattoos are not the keyboard masters style, he favors capes. Six Wives of Henry VIII was a great album if you haven’t heard it Cheers

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- dick fiddler on May 28, 2017 at 1:23 am said:
  
  Cheers TS.
  
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  - TitSlapper on May 28, 2017 at 9:12 am said:
    
    Looks like Prime minister sinister nicked Soros from me sneaky fuck I didnt even notice with rickies troll posting last night. Well in that case I will pick umm I dunno.. Rick Wakeman why not? mainly on the grounds of his lame 80’s and 90’s material
    
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GoodWillCunting on May 28, 2017 at 1:16 am said:

Henry Kissinger
Billy Connolly
Bill Clinton
Tony Bennett
Kim Jong-un

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Captain Magnanimous on May 28, 2017 at 2:18 am said:

Yeah, they’ve all been taken, you Try-hard troll.
Cx
Cz
Gnhugh.

Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me.

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 28, 2017 at 10:43 am said:
  
  This was in reply to that troll berk from last night and not in relation to anyone’s list. What a sad, little individual.
  
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Dioclese on May 28, 2017 at 7:35 am said:

Herman Wouk
Peter Sallis
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Fats Domino

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- Dioclese on May 28, 2017 at 7:46 am said:
  
  Bugger! Fats is bagged.
  
  Hosni Mubarak
  
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Duke of Cuntshire on May 28, 2017 at 8:21 am said:

Keith Richards
Yoko Ono
Bernie Ecclestone
Stirling Moss
Buzz Aldrin

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Mr Bastard on May 28, 2017 at 9:12 am said:

Saw the troll incursion last night. Nice to see the tragic wanker has been deleted…

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- Dioclese on May 28, 2017 at 9:29 am said:
  
  One thing about good old Prickie is that it’s pointless trying to teach a pig to sing.
  Every time he manages to get through, that’s one more proxy he can’t use again.
  He’ll never learn because he’s just too dumb…
  
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  - Mr Bastard on May 28, 2017 at 9:39 am said:
    
    He turned up just as I was about to switch off and go to kip so I was too tired to start insulting him (which, to my eternal shame, I rather enjoy).
    Sad, sad man…
    
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  - Dioclese on May 28, 2017 at 10:32 am said:
    
    Best ignored and deleted…
    
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king cunt on May 28, 2017 at 9:31 am said:

Aretha Franklin
Gene Hackman
Jimmy Carter
Bob Hawke
Murray Walker

Good pick Mr Fiddler congrats

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- dick fiddler on May 28, 2017 at 10:33 am said:
  
  Ta,KC
  
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Captain Magnanimous on May 28, 2017 at 10:48 am said:

I hope Sepp Blatter dies in a painful, horribly slow way.

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