Dead Pool [59]

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We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dick Fiddler for correctly predicting the demise of Gregg Allman.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 59.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper

 

90 thoughts on “Dead Pool [59]”

  1. Nice one Dick, never heard of the cunt.

    Here goes

    Dobri Dobrev
    Mary Wilson
    Al Pillay
    Andy Fordham
    Emperor Akihito

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

  2. David Walliams (attention seeking gender bender cunt)
    Simon Cowell
    Ant
    Dec
    Chris Evans

  3. Well done Dick mate .

    William Shatner
    Ric “Wooooo” Flair
    Vince k McMahon
    Paul McCartney
    Clint Eastwood

    that’s my 5 picked for this time

  4. Michael Barrymore
    Boy George
    Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Former Pope Benedict

  6. Prince Edward, the Duke of Kent
    “Cowboy” Bob Ellis
    John Redwood
    Tommy Mair
    Tim Farron

    Congrats to Dick

  7. Lionel Blair
    Angela Lansbury
    Mel Brooks
    Bobby Charlton
    Barry Chuckle

  8. Congratulations DF.

    Nicholas Parsons
    Betty White
    Dennis Norden
    Bill Cosby
    Jimmy Armfield

  9. Jeremy Corbyn
    Barry Bright
    Jack Charlton
    Martin Peters
    John Terry (massive egotistical cunt)

  10. Thought I’d slip in a quick nom:
    Flash Drummers

    Occaisionly leave me estates and venture south orn agricultural bizzo. Was doing me best to enjoy a black velvet (that’s Guiness and champagne cunts) with me oysters and chips (a good vinegar goes very nicely with both since you ask) at a little beachside eatery. Relaxing and just getting used to the tinitus dying doine in me ears due to a recent assault orn me lugs. In short a bit pissed and a bit mutt and jeff due to previous and drifting gently orf to sleep. A kind orf heaven.
    Fuck me right behind me a din not heard since the krauts tried to blow me bolloxs orf in Benghazi. Fucking kids in pink teeshirts whacking bastard drums. Some transgender tosser carrying a pink banner “Percussion for Peace” and blowing a poxy whistle.

    Let the cunt have it. Bawled the cuntless cockless arse oit but without the pleasure orf hearing meself. Buggered orf and took the rhythmless feral little tossers with him. Ruined my day. Fucked me ears again. Wassat?

  11. The Queen
    Geert Wilders
    Anjem Choundry ( I fucking hope ! )
    Bill Roach
    Donald Trump

  12. Another cunting:

    BA isn’tit

    So the airports orf the world are clogged by passengers and their bawling orfspring as their bank holiday get-aways are fucked by BA. No explanations given to queing passengers, no food, no drink. Just kip all night orn the floor and the next night and the next. Have overnighted me old arse oit in airports a good few times, never pleasant. Too many passengers and the kazis bung up with shite and the floors are awash with piss. (Like Man U playing at home)
    Press has it that power oitages have caused the IT systems that run everying from flight plans to seating allocations to crash. Going orn day after day and no backup systems to kick in. Total cock up. Management vanished, fuck orf punter. Now revealed that all the UK IT staff were given the old fuckorfski eighteen months ago and replaced with some tosser oitfit (ie oitsourced) in India.
    All now clear. Obviously computer systems rely upon rock solid clean power. Have been to India, the land orf shite, filth and delli belli many times and power generation there is a joke. Power distribution is likewise a joke. You just pay some wallah a few rupees to hook you up to the nearest overhead cable. Wallah sticks his fingers in to check connection. Fphitt, crrrkk, flash. The whole neighbourhood goes dark. One dead fried wallah. You get used to it.
    Have a combination orf the old UK 15 amp system (round plugs), newer 13amp system (square plugs) plus American and EU systems. Frightener to see the cunts using mallets to hammer home square pins in roinde holes ect ect. And these jaspers are housing most orf our most critical data, BA, NHS, God knows what else. The standby generators are run orn monkey piss. You get me drift.

    • At least Lloyds Bank and various other companies began to start seeing the light a few years ago and bring certain operations back to this country.

      For all the faults our country may have, there are certain things where, most of the time at least, we have standards that can’t be beaten.

      I have never cared for such operations being outsourced to India, their quality of….. well pretty much everything is the shits.

      • Fuck LLoyds as well. India or on shore the cunts – their call center have as much public service skills as a parking officer. Those cunts are one step above estate agents.

    • It gets even worse Sir Limply.

      Turns out that they have had SIX major IT failures in 12 months since outsourcing to India. Six!

      I swear, heads ought to roll for this!

      • Its about as useful as plod trying to find a towel head AFTER the cunt has killed himself, and maimed countless others.

        The reason I feel sorry for the punters BA have fucked is they paid for a ticket that was not Ryan Air, Thompson or even Easy Jet – knowing they would probably be the ones to fuck something a royally as this. So they go for the better airline.

        They deserve all the kicking they get, arrogant useless cunts.

    • After 30 years in IT testing systems, I can honestly say I never worked on an Indian system that wasn’t shite…

  13. Bill Treacher
    Julie Goodyear
    John Noakes
    Jerry Lewis
    Jerry Lee Lewis

    Congrats to the Fiddler

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