Dead Pool [57]

Posted on May 11, 2017 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Well done to Norman who correctly predicted that Catweazle actor and Jeremy Corbyn lookalike Geoffrey Bayldon would be the next celeb to conk out.Bayldon was 93 and had a long and varied career but will always be best remembered as Catweazle.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 57.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s Nominations
-Bill Wyman
-Freddie Starr
-Johnny Hallyday
-Terry Jones
-Leah Bracknell

97 thoughts on “Dead Pool [57]”

J R Cuntley on May 11, 2017 at 3:10 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Chevy Chase
Cher
Stephen Fry
Jimmy Tarbuck

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Quislings on May 11, 2017 at 3:19 pm said:

Micheal Douglas
Antonio fargas
Henry Kissinger
David soul
Rula lenska

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Dioclese on May 11, 2017 at 3:25 pm said:

Herman Wouk
Olivia de Havilland
Peter Sallis
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas

…and welcome back Shaun. Hope things are settling down for you.

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Freddie The Frog on May 11, 2017 at 3:28 pm said:

Lord Prescott
Lord Heseltine
Lord Kinnock
Lord Mandelson (poof)
Traci Lords

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- Lord Biryani on May 11, 2017 at 4:10 pm said:
  
  If you want I’ll happily machine gun the fucking lot for you.
  
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Norman on May 11, 2017 at 3:32 pm said:

Hope you’re OK, Shaun….
Remember Bayldon as Catweazlae and The Crowman… He also turned down the lead role in Doctor Who twice…

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Hugh Hefner
Charles Manson
Pete Murray

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- J R Cuntley on May 11, 2017 at 3:33 pm said:
  
  Nice one Norm….
  
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  - Norman on May 11, 2017 at 3:35 pm said:
    
    Cheers JR…
    
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Sheriff Of Cuntingham on May 11, 2017 at 3:33 pm said:

President Mugabe
prince philip
Big Van Vader
Elton john
Ian Brady

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 11, 2017 at 5:20 pm said:
  
  Mugabe already gone.
  
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- Prime Minister Sinister on May 15, 2017 at 10:13 pm said:
  
  Winner is the Sheriff.
  
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 15, 2017 at 10:21 pm said:
    
    Indeed it is.I will resit the pool in 10 minutes.
    
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Fucktheleft on May 11, 2017 at 3:38 pm said:

Robert Mugabe
The queen
Stephen Hawking

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- Fucktheleft on May 11, 2017 at 3:39 pm said:
  
  Oh, and Sepp Blatter
  
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- Sheriff Of Cuntingham on May 11, 2017 at 3:41 pm said:
  
  Sorry mate Mugabe’s my fish 😁
  
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jane-arse on May 11, 2017 at 3:55 pm said:

Tony Pulis
John Coughlan (ex Quo)
Peter North
Vanessa Del Rio
William Shatner

B**************************************************************h

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- KiwiCunt on May 13, 2017 at 4:38 am said:
  
  Ahh, Vanessa Del Rio. Many a happy time watching her antics in my misspent youth.
  
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CuntsVille on May 11, 2017 at 4:42 pm said:

Des Lynam
Des O’Connor
Roy Walker
Robbie Williams (Please God!)
The Labour Party

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 11, 2017 at 5:00 pm said:
  
  The Labour party is already dead.Please pick again.
  
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  - Dioclese on May 11, 2017 at 7:16 pm said:
    
    Not quite dead – but it is coughing up blood 😉
    
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  - Prime Minister Sinister on May 11, 2017 at 7:19 pm said:
    
    Let’s come back about 3 or 4 weeks from now to see if we can proclaim the Labour Party dead.
    
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Black and White Cunt on May 11, 2017 at 4:46 pm said:

Jim Bowen
Clive James
Murray Walker
Gordon Banks
Paul Gascoigne

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Cunt O'MaCunto on May 11, 2017 at 4:52 pm said:

Angela Lansbury
Lionel Blair
Mel Brooks
Rutger Hauer
Jimmy Carter

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king cunt on May 11, 2017 at 5:02 pm said:

Pele
George Bush Senior
Lord Carrington
Morgan Freeman
Bruce Forsyth

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KiwiCunt on May 11, 2017 at 5:25 pm said:

Well done Norman. The usual suspects for me please.

Tuheitia Paki
Hone Harawira
Titiwhai Harawira
Winston Peters
Sir Bob Jones

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Dick Byrne on May 11, 2017 at 5:26 pm said:

Sad that Catweazle has gone, both the actor and wrestler, but here goes

Dobri Dobrev
William Coors
Winnie Mandela
Mary Wilson
George P Schultz

That’s Mary Wilson, harolds widow, not the Supreme! Bit fucked off that I missed Clifton James’ demise but hey ho

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Dick Byrne on May 11, 2017 at 5:29 pm said:

Oh, and I notice that my posts are being moderated, it’s me Uncle Dickie, fucked my computer up and lost my cookie things that remember who I am, my fault for pressing the wrong fucking buttons on the pooter, so re- signed in as Dick Byrne (snigger). I am the cunt that post from sunny Bulgaria, I hope you can see your way clear to getting me back on ISAC.

Thanks chaps.

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- Asimplearsehole on May 12, 2017 at 7:58 am said:
  
  I think that worked Dick.
  
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  - Dick Byrne on May 12, 2017 at 1:38 pm said:
    
    Sure did, just me messing around and trying to do things on the pooter when i was a bit ‘refreshed’, stupidly deleting a lot of useful stuff because I was a pissed up cunt.
    
    Glad to be back though.
    
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Prime Minister Sinister on May 11, 2017 at 5:30 pm said:

Barbara Bush
George Soros
Noam Chomsky
Donald Trump
Tom Baker

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- TitSlapper on May 11, 2017 at 8:41 pm said:
  
  Damn you nicked Soros off me and with my luck he’ll probably die soon
  
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  - Prime Minister Sinister on May 11, 2017 at 8:47 pm said:
    
    I wish…..
    
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birdman on May 11, 2017 at 5:43 pm said:

Maria Jimenez
Maria Teresa Campos
Carmen Sevilla
Terence Hill
Joaquin Phoenix

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Dick Fiddler on May 11, 2017 at 5:47 pm said:

Jake LaMotta
Burt Reynolds
Jill Gascoine
Baroness Trumpington
Greg Allman

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Lord Biryani on May 11, 2017 at 5:53 pm said:

Cleo Lane
Nobby Stiles
Tom Baker
Bill Ward
Hugh Hefner.

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 11, 2017 at 7:16 pm said:
  
  Hugh Hefner is already taken.
  
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  - Norman on May 11, 2017 at 7:49 pm said:
    
    So is Tom Baker…
    
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  - Lord Biryani on May 11, 2017 at 8:15 pm said:
    
    Ah bollocks so they are. Disregard the fuckers.
    
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Gingers Ballsac on May 11, 2017 at 6:14 pm said:

Prince Edward, the Duke of Cunt (I mean Kent)
“Cowboy” Bob Ellis
Stirling Moss
Tommy Mair
Tim Farron (ever fucking hopeful)

Congrats to you Norman

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Gutstick Japseye on May 11, 2017 at 6:18 pm said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Ian Brady
Charles Manson
Claude Juncker
Justin Bieber

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DeploytheSausage on May 11, 2017 at 6:25 pm said:

Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Bill Cosby
Anthony Hopkins
Eric Clapton

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- Captain Magnanimous on May 11, 2017 at 6:36 pm said:
  
  Ahh, balls, you beat me by three minutes with Skinner. I must’ve still been typing.
  
  Come on the Dalai Lama! Hurry up and transcend the material realm!
  
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  - DeploytheSausage on May 11, 2017 at 10:52 pm said:
    
    I’ve had skinner for a while now mate.
    I’ve had him in the last 4 or 5 deadpools but still no joy as yet.
    
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Captain Magnanimous on May 11, 2017 at 6:28 pm said:

Dennis Skinner
Maggie Smith
Rupert Murdoch
Clint Eastwood
Dalai Lama

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 11, 2017 at 7:21 pm said:
  
  You get one more as you only have 4.
  
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  - TitSlapper on May 11, 2017 at 8:38 pm said:
    
    wat? he clearly has 5 mate unless I’m missing something
    
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  - Captain Magnanimous on May 11, 2017 at 10:32 pm said:
    
    Go on then, I’ll have purple face, old Taggart himself – Alex Ferguson. So:-
    
    Maggie Smith
    Rupert Murdoch
    Clint Eastwood
    Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on May 12, 2017 at 3:01 pm said:
    
    Skinner is already taken.
    
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Asimplearsehole on May 11, 2017 at 6:55 pm said:

Angela Merkel
Karl Junker
( both to die being shot together in bed shagging, and yes it is rear entry )
Gina Miller
Gary Lineker who chokes to death on a crisp

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- Paul Maskinback on May 11, 2017 at 6:59 pm said:
  
  Gina Miller choking on a banana.
  
  Diane Abbott choking on (her) chicken.
  
  Mutti Merkel choking on a foot long frankfurter.
  
  We can all dream…
  
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  - Prime Minister Sinister on May 11, 2017 at 7:01 pm said:
    
    Juncker dying of acute liver failure.
    Soros dropping dead.
    Blair drowning in raw sewage.
    
    If only……
    
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  - Asimplearsehole on May 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm said:
    
    That constitutes a “wet” dream !!!! Fucking awesome.
    
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  - Paul Maskinback on May 11, 2017 at 9:41 pm said:
    
    I rather fancied Tony BLiar perishing in a relentless Anthrax attack.
    
    Whereas Slotgob Cherie could be relentlessly rooted to death by sex starved silverbacks armed with pots of vaseline.
    
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  - Fenton Fistula on May 13, 2017 at 5:21 pm said:
    
    Vaseline is to good for her .. They must go in dry .
    
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  - Asimplearsehole on May 12, 2017 at 7:55 am said:
    
    Sex starved silverbacks.?…Vaseline…?….Cherie Blair..? That is a terrible way to die !….Poor Silverbacks.
    
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  - Mr Bastard on May 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm said:
    
    Bono disappearing permanently up his own arse.
    Sting doing the same, up his own or Bono’s arse.
    Either’s fine with me…
    
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TitSlapper on May 11, 2017 at 8:36 pm said:

Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Madonna

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- Prime Minister Sinister on May 11, 2017 at 8:46 pm said:
  
  I already picked Soros buddy…..
  
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- TitSlapper on May 11, 2017 at 8:56 pm said:
  
  Who should I pick? decisions decisions…. I dunno Jimmy page I guess the lucky fucker looks like a dried up rasin and has got a hot young girlfriend creepy cunt
  
  Good show and great guess Norman, ironic that Catweazle was a magician from the normans era. Loved that show as a lad
  
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  - Prime Minister Sinister on May 11, 2017 at 8:58 pm said:
    
    Take your pick of Labour cunts if you want, God knows there are plenty.
    
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  - TitSlapper on May 12, 2017 at 2:33 am said:
    
    I cant cunt them all but thanks for the suggestion http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4490012/Jimmy-Page-73-girlfriend-Scarlett-Sabet-26-cosy-up.html but look at Pageys gf cunters… shes 26! FFS and Noel Gallagher and Bob Geldof hugging? wtf , his old britcuntpop self would of never done that especially Bellend Geldof of all people
    
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  - Skidmark Eggfart on May 12, 2017 at 9:46 am said:
    
    She may well be young but she’s not much of a looker, is she? I wonder if he has stuffed a turbot up her snatch yet?
    
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  - TitSlapper on May 12, 2017 at 4:55 pm said:
    
    turbot? oh your talking bout that sick sex story about the mudshark….
    Sometimes I think exotic animals get more action then me but women are filthy whores what you gonna do. Besides turbots are bit too flat to stick up the cunt hey? lol
    
    Not good looking ? pfft… perhaps shes not 10/10 but shes definitely attractive
    
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Mr Bastard on May 11, 2017 at 8:41 pm said:

Congrats to Norman

George A Romero
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Ron Jeremy
Sonny Landham

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Vermin Cunt Spotter on May 11, 2017 at 9:02 pm said:

Little Richard
Fats Domino
Brigette Bardot
Mike Yarwood
Sir Bernard Ingham

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Asimplearsehole on May 11, 2017 at 9:20 pm said:

Just had a good nose at the spread of nominations for the stiff. Seems that almost every viable cunt has been nominated and with a bias towards the hated politico’s.
My own personal favourite is the rank outsider Tim farron,. What a juicy win if that cunt got slotted!

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Sir Limply Stoke on May 11, 2017 at 9:37 pm said:

Bastard late again.

Ken Dodd
Albert Finney
Robbie Coltrane
Val Kilmer
Doris Day

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Cunt's Mate Cunt on May 11, 2017 at 9:50 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Chuck Blazer
Jack Warner

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- Fucktheleft on May 12, 2017 at 6:02 pm said:
  
  Liking the football themed suggestions. All cunts of the highest order of course.
  
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