Dead Pool [57]

Well done to Norman who correctly predicted that Catweazle actor and Jeremy Corbyn lookalike Geoffrey Bayldon would be the next celeb to conk out.Bayldon was 93 and had a long and varied career but will always be best remembered as Catweazle.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 57.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s Nominations
-Bill Wyman
-Freddie Starr
-Johnny Hallyday
-Terry Jones
-Leah Bracknell

97 thoughts on “Dead Pool [57]

  1. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly Cooper
    Joanna Plastic-Bumley Lumley
    Emma Twatson
    Emily Thornberry

    A box-ticking, PC, positive discrimination in favour of The Wimminz.

  2. Sidney Poitier
    Iris Apfel
    Kenny Lynch
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  3. Michael Barrymore
    Oscar Pistorius
    Dick Dale
    Boy George
    Former Pope Benedict

  4. Some Yorkshire Cunts:
    Harold “Dickie” Bird
    Jeremy Clarkson
    Michael Parkinson
    William Hague
    Alan Bennett

  5. Kim Jong Un
    Bashar al Assad
    Muhammadu Bhuari
    Stephen Fry
    Whatever cunt fucked over the NHS today (preferably via a hellfire missile fired from a drone)

      • Bet that deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent- impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love , Stephen Fry, has been debaged and all….

      • Rick Wakeman
        Roger Chapman
        Jon Anderson
        Ray Philips of the Peddlers

      • Can I replace with Donald Sutherland… Or is that against the rules… Two wrongs do make a right after all…

  6. Russell Brand
    Diane Abbott
    George Galloway
    Ben Afflek
    David Cameron

    Wishful thinking all of them, but I live in hope.

  7. Judi Dench
    Keith Richards
    Trevor McDonald
    Sandy Gall
    Nicholas Parsons

  8. Paul o’ Grady
    Val Kilmer
    Donald Trump
    Ant or Dec (Either one, they are both annoying cunts)
    Lady GaGa

  9. Congratulation to the Sheriff of Cuntigham for predicting that the next dead cunt was Ian Brady.

  10. Hi Guys
    Is this an actual death where your heart stops beating or celebrity death from a thousand critics.
    If it’s the later I’d like to nominate Guy Ritchie for ‘King Arthur Leg end of the Bored’.
    If it’s heart stopping time I shall think on.
    Love the stuff your doing.
    J J

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