Well done to Norman who correctly predicted that Catweazle actor and Jeremy Corbyn lookalike Geoffrey Bayldon would be the next celeb to conk out.Bayldon was 93 and had a long and varied career but will always be best remembered as Catweazle.
So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 57.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Shaun`s Nominations
-Bill Wyman
-Freddie Starr
-Johnny Hallyday
-Terry Jones
-Leah Bracknell
Prince Phillip
Vera Lynn
Kirk Douglas
Lester Piggott
Bruce Forsyth.
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Most of those are gone.
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All alive and kicking(just) for now.
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I meant most of them have already been picked by someone else.
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Not got time to second guess every other cunt, since one is 100,another in 6 months and one ‘ retired’ at 96 its not the fountain of fucking youth.
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Lazy cunt.
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Tony Booth
Frank Skinner
Gazza Gasgoine
John Virgo
Babs Windsor
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Gazza has gone
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Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Silly Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic-Bumley Lumley
Emma Twatson
Emily Thornberry
A box-ticking, PC, positive discrimination in favour of The Wimminz.
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Chas Hodges
Olivia Dennis Havilland
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Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Fennella Fielding
Desmond Morris
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Sidney Poitier
Iris Apfel
Kenny Lynch
Norman Tebbit
Pam “fucking” Ayres
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Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Peter Wyngarde
Brian Cant
George A. Cooper
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Michael Barrymore
Oscar Pistorius
Dick Dale
Boy George
Former Pope Benedict
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Barry Davies
John Motson
HRH Philip
Peter Allis
Cher
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Cher already bagged….
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Some Yorkshire Cunts:
Harold “Dickie” Bird
Jeremy Clarkson
Michael Parkinson
William Hague
Alan Bennett
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Kim Jong Un
Bashar al Assad
Muhammadu Bhuari
Stephen Fry
Whatever cunt fucked over the NHS today (preferably via a hellfire missile fired from a drone)
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Fry already bagged….
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Bet that deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent- impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured, mincing, ice-covered heap of mother love , Stephen Fry, has been debaged and all….
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Rick Wakeman
Roger Chapman
Jon Anderson
Vangelis
Ray Philips of the Peddlers
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Can I replace with Donald Sutherland… Or is that against the rules… Two wrongs do make a right after all…
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You can have Sutherland if no one else has him.
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Russell Brand
Diane Abbott
George Galloway
Ben Afflek
David Cameron
Wishful thinking all of them, but I live in hope.
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Judi Dench
Keith Richards
Trevor McDonald
Sandy Gall
Nicholas Parsons
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Paul o’ Grady
Val Kilmer
Donald Trump
Ant or Dec (Either one, they are both annoying cunts)
Lady GaGa
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Congratulation to the Sheriff of Cuntigham for predicting that the next dead cunt was Ian Brady.
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Hi Guys
Is this an actual death where your heart stops beating or celebrity death from a thousand critics.
If it’s the later I’d like to nominate Guy Ritchie for ‘King Arthur Leg end of the Bored’.
If it’s heart stopping time I shall think on.
Love the stuff your doing.
J J
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