Victoria Beckham (4)

Once a cunt, always a cunt…. I refer to Dog/Skeletor/Yoko/Posh Spice…

Fashion designer?! Please pick me up off the fucking floor… There’s that for a start…
But trademarking your kid’s name, that sounds like a toilet cleaner?! And also trademarking the other three little cunts at the same time?… Irritating as they all are, I’m sure it’s reassuring for the Beckham brats to know that they are all ‘brand names’ as opposed to human beings (albeit little cunts of human beings, of course)… I suspect the horrible tart is going to put a load of crap on the market… A sort of inferior and tacky version of Paul Newman’s salad dressing…. Brooklyn’s Baked Beans?…. Cruz Crisps?….Harper Six (or is it seven?) Sink Unblocker?…. Fucking hell… She’s like a female Fagin… ‘Make me money, my dears…’

‘Posh’ (again,more image bullshit) is an even bigger cunt than I thought…
And I thought she was one of the biggest cunts on the planet to begin with…

Nominated by Norman.

Victoria Beckham is now an OBE.

She looks like a lollipop, I am sick of her and Duh’vid what a pair of cunts. Nothing to offer either of them, he’s a washed up Footballer desperate to be a ‘Sir’ and she ‘Designs’ clothing. She said she’s proud to be British, yet her and Duh’vid have both contributed to the current hurricane of wannabe famous talentless cunts and the celebrity culture we now have. Fuck off, and I bet that Haig whisky is shit.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.

135 thoughts on “Victoria Beckham (4)

  1. See there is a big conference in Germany for the AfD, a right wing anti peaceful one’s party. Riot police deployed for left wing apologist demo, lets hope the kraut rozza’s have had their Weetabix and cunt these fuckers.

  2. Ilie “Nasty” Năstase is a fucking hero. Swearing, molesting wiminz, making racist statements, having a go at the press and making a snowflake tennis player cunt cry. All in a days work, fantastic effort. And he was sober! I normally have to have a skin full before I can perform to that level.

    • Năstase is a true legend… The George Best of tennis… My mate of mine came up with a gem about Williams being up the duff… He said,’How can an electric strap-on dildo get someone pregnant?…’

      • Saying Serena’s child will be Chocolate and Milk is hardly racist is it. I prefer milk in the coffee.

      • I don’t know what is racist about that remark either, B&WC but apparently it is and if you don’t understand why then you must be a racist.

      • She’d fucking kill you, Birdman…..there’s only one person manly enough to fuck Serena,and that’s Venus….. Or possibly a silverback gorilla.

      • I have a weakness for big ebony babes.
        My favourite being Nyomi Banxx.

        Serena is hot as fuck in a bikini.

      • Thank you Norman, thank you.

        Never heard of her or seen her before.

        What a fuckin BABE, and i can’t wait til everyone’s in bed.

        Thanks Norman

      • SHE’S A SQUIRTER 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂


        Its raining again
        Oh oh
        It’s raining again

      • Let them flaps try and wreck my bell end.
        Seriously, let them, i cant fuckin wait.
        Rember in the eighties and nineties girls with thighs like racehorses were the sexy ones ?
        Well i still think that way.
        Skinny tarts don’t do much for me and they look shite in stockings.

        My last two replies were written without my glasses, so excuse any spelling mistakes.
        Thinking about it, i hope i read Dick Fiddler and The Mystic Cunt’s post properly.
        I’m fuckin blind without my residing glasses.

      • Back home and now have my “residing” glasses on.
        I thought i done pretty well without them even though i must have looked like a squinting weirdo in the park.
        I was in the park with the little cunts that are staying for the weekend. I thought i was coming across a bit of a cunt so i offered to take them to the park.
        These little sons of a millionaire went running to the fountain, took their shoes off and jumped in to loot the coins in there.
        Little cuuuuuunttttsssss.

  3. The Quooker tap needs a cunting,
    What the fuck is that I hear you say?
    Some idiot decided to invent a tap that not only lets out cold water but this also gives you Kettle hot water. What’s is the fucking point when you can boil the Kettle? Yeah I suppose it makes a cuppa quicker but you still gotta wait for it to cool down. So it’s probably no different than boiling a kettle. Oh and the cheapest one I saw on Google was £600+ what a pile of cunt, designed for the sake of it. I’m gonna design a machine that says ‘welcome home cunt’ when you open the door. Some cunt will buy it.

    • Handy for the kids to wash their hands under…….ooops! Right, off to A+E for 3rd degree burns…

      What a fucking stupid idea!

      “What did you get that dangerous thing for??”

      “So I can pour steaming hot water over tomatoes and then you can peel them!”

      “Do you like tomatoes?”

      “No, can’t stand them, but it’s cool right!”

  4. Three utter and total evil stinking sadistic cunts:

    Daniel Wallace
    Kacey Adams
    Drew Morris

    May your prison life’s be utter hell and you all burn in hell, hopefully the other cunting evil COWARDLY WANKER snot bag who has not been caught meet his end by having his face rubbed with sandpaper then dipped in salty water.

    On a lighter note as fellow cunters might know. I’m on the dole, back in the days of the 1990s I did shite at school (my fault, I always admit when I’m wrong) so have used my dole time to improve my maths and and English and now have 2 qualifications (passes) so Mr Balls might run for Prime minister!

    This 40 year old bald male is fighting back!!!! I’ve worked since I was 16 and I WILL GET A JOB again!

    Fuck the dole, people looking down at me!
    Fuck people who think I’m a nobody because I’m on Universal shit Credit!
    It’s not for much longer. I’m gonna Fightback!

    Us cunts are UNITED! We are not will not go away!

    Our opinions will never be silenced!
    We may be cunts, but decent cunts at heart, fed up of been shat on from a great height! Fuck political correctness, resilience courses etc Been told what you can and can’t say! Thats what our ancestors fought for TWICE in the last hundred years!

    • Hey Harry Balls.

      My Grandad gave me advise years ago (that i never took)to get myself a forklift licence in case i ever found myself unemployed and it would be something to fall back on.
      I don’t know if it would interest you, but i looked up about jobseekeers and they do forklift licence training.
      As i say, it might not be what you want, but i hear the pays good and there’s always jobs on the go.
      Hope ye get something soon, Harry Balls.
      Good luck pal. 🙂

    • Just googled the cunts.
      They’ll get their payback, the dirty evil cowardly cunts.

      When one cunt does evil shite like that, its bad, but more than one is unbelievably sickening.

      Whats fuckin wrong with people???? 🙁

      • Fucking evil aren’t they, I thought about that happening to me own parents, although my Dad’s already passed on, but it made me so angry!!!! The victims deserve 110 % compensation and I hope they recover, this country needs to bring back the death penalty ASAP

      • And no ‘humane’ lethal injection either… These sick cunts should be hung or guillotined…

      • These sick coward cunts deserve a horrific jail time, I hope other prisoners find out there sick sadistic crimes and get what’s comes around goes around, all I can think is Wallace, Adams and Kacey have small tiny pricks.

  5. Sir Birdman

    Spooky!!. I looked into that on Friday afternoon, I’ve a few job leads, and that’s on my list next if my leads fall flat… I want to work,I always have! Like I said, I’m fighting back, only I can get myself a job, its not gonna come knocking, is the forklift course difficult? I’ve a full clean driving licence, Been driving since 95, I drive a automatic but passed in a manual little Micra. I’ve no points, nothing.

  6. Please ‘Is a cunt’

    Cunt these cunts

    Daniel Wallace
    Kacey Adams
    Drew Morris
    And stinking cowardly small cocked accomplice get a great welcome by the prison community for the evil cunt they are, and the unknown accomplice is dug out his mong pit and named and jailed!!

  7. Daniel Wallace
    Kacey Adams
    Drew Morris

    And unknown COWARDLY accomplice need throwing to us angry cunts. PLEASE LET PRISON JUSTICE INFLICT MISERY TO ALL 3 OF THESE SICK PERVERTED EVIL CUNTS!! None of these cunts deserve oxygen

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