Cunt of the year 2016


It just occurred to me that when the site was changing admins we never conducted a cunt of the year for 2016.So if each one of you can nominate a cunt you think most embodied cuntitude in 2016 with a brief explanation as to why I will collate all the answers of the winning candidate in a separate post. I may even stretch to a photoshop of said cunt in a graphic sexual position complete with a crown if I can be arsed.Fill your boots. We Will allow nominations until 23:59 on 3rd February and will post the official result shortly after.

309 thoughts on “Cunt of the year 2016

  1. My pick is me old cunting, the deplorable Phil Shiner, now in the news once more because the rat faced leftie solicitor cunt has been struck orf. Now a proven hater orf our military lads who trousered vast sums orf public money to indulge his sick persecutions orf them. Never forget he ran a family firm “Public Interest Lawyers” and employed and paid them to aid his reprehensible conduct.
    http://is-a-cunt.com/2014/12/phil-shiner-2/

  2. I cant believe no ones mentioned this, and i have only found out after reading yesterday’s The Sun.
    The Missing Peoples Choir are to take part in Britain’s (Not) Got Talent.
    Whats the point of any other cunt taking part ?
    These cunts have already won.
    And if they make it to the finals, (they will), Kate McCann , who is “choir ambassador” may get more heavily involved.
    Not now though, only after the other ones have done the “graft”.

    Before anybody calls me heartless, a dear friend of mine and a father of a little girl has been missing, feared dead for nearly two years.
    My point is, get together, sing yer songs, but don’t go on a cheesy talent show.

    • She’ll need the money after loosing her case against that Portugese policeman who she and her creepy husband sued.

      Get ready for another public appeal for funds from the poor,tragic McCanns Perhaps another crocodile-teared stained book detailing the pain of missing Maddie so much.
      Pair of ghouls

      • Wonder what song the McCann cash-in choir are going to release?… U2’s ‘I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For’? Shaggy’s ‘It Wasn’t Me’? How about ‘Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep’?….

        Or maybe their Milk Maddie Bandwagon would be best served by the rejigging of the Love Affair classic: They could re-do it as ‘Everlasting Lunch’…. C u n t s !

      • Priceless, Norman, absolutely priceless.
        I’m going to be smiling all day long now.
        Well , until i step outside, that is.
        Something always pisses me off as soon as i step outside.
        Cheers, Norman. lmao.

      • Maybe The Great Pretender by The Platters followed by a rousing rendition of Highway To Hell by AC/DC.
        I’m sure there wont be a dry eye in the house….well,apart from Gerry McCanns as he books a nice dinner out with his pals after making sure that his beloved kids are safely tucked up in bed.

  3. Please forgive me fellow cunters
    Hope could that FUCKIIN woman man woman raspberry beret wearing unfunny titanic cunt have slipped thru my net??
    Not only a complete cunt but a woman who it would actually be okay to flatten….. most free minded individuals would applaud and appreciate this cunt getting punched……..

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  5. I think it has to be Cameron for his cowardice, treachery, brazen lies and soundbite approach. He fucked everyone over royally and there is only a small amount of pleasure in knowing he ended up being fucked over by us.

    Sadiq Khan will quietly slip under the radar here, but it is he who planted the message that terrorism is part of everyday life – I think we’ll see that mantra gain ground, and we’ll see the smarmy dwarf cunt attempt his ascension over the next couple of years. Let’s hope his lies and back trackings are his undoing.

    I would also happily see The BBC cunted roundly for their propaganda, bias, groupthink, screeching and lying by omission – a revoking of their charter would see me happy.

    2016 exposed the breadth and depth of cuntage in the UK and the world, beyond just finding people annoying / gobby / idiotic – awarding the title to a single being is a waste of cunts.

  6. Also in yesterday’s Sun, Emily Blunt , who has American dual citizenship has said Trump’s election had left her wondering if she had done the right thing, adding ‘I’m not thrilled about becoming American’
    Well get to fuck then.
    Imagine getting citizenship in a country that will make you more rich and famous than you would in yer home country, and then slag of the voters of yer new country and its leader.
    Deport the bitch for inciting racial ( it would be better if he was black) hatred.

    Emma Stone says ‘things are scary and need action’.
    What do these thick cunts think all this bleating will lead to ?
    Nothing , that’s what you doss cunts.
    And Dev Patel, listen up cunt, you are only welcome in Tinseltown when they need a stereotypical Indian guy.
    Think yerself lucky that you get a role every couple of years and shut the fuck up.

  7. There was a massive amount of cuntery in 2016 and most of the worst offenders have been proposed, but for sheer self-righteousness and stupidity (and for proving that you can’t keep a bad cunt down), the crown has to go to Rhodes Must Fall activist Ntokozo Qwabe.

  8. Mad Donna for me, god forbid she breeds with Brendan Rodgers, surely that would span the actual fucking Anti-Christ

    • And when Madonna was squeezing out the anti Christ , Brendan will be in the corridor telling the gathering media that mother and child are showing great character and Madonna’s pussy has been outstanding and he’s proud of the way she’s handling being a member of this great family, but to rebuild this great family, we may have to look to sign a couple of Malawian youngsters.

  9. Maybe we could have catergories for example

    ‘Most odious cunt that ever drew breath’ – Tony B-liar

    ‘Most useless little cunt that every drew breath’ – Tim ‘cuntish but dim’
    Farron

  10. Has to be Tony Blair, like the turd that refuses to flush away, up he pops giving his unwanted opinion whilst trousering millions for himself and his odious wife and leaving us all thinking why don’t you just fuck off and die of arse cancer.

    He is only sore about Brexit as he watches his EU paid gravy train disappearing into the distance.

    Then we have the Blair kids to look forward to in the future joining in on the state funded largesse, helped up on the back this lying, treasonous self obsessed cunt.

  11. A new cunt of this year, the human rights cunt that accused our troops of abusing civilians in Iraq has been arrested for taking bribes of Iraqis. That cunt should be put up infront of those soldiers who’s careers and reputations he ruined.

  12. No mention of the Rotherham sentencing on BBC News at 10… Just anti Trump andBrexit propaganda… This is the disgrace that is the BBC…. Mind you, they have protected child rapists before, haven’t they?…. Cunts…

    • Who do you think supplies them?! this isn’t some small time gang these are hordes of them Huge coverup regarding these gangs various MPs are implicated I think. All I know is the powers to be don’t care

  13. I’ve done it again, I didn’t turn over before question cunt started.

    I know better than that.

    I am a cunt.

  14. Flexicunt,McLean might be a fenian cunt,but I hope he bags the winner for the mighty Baggies on Saturday…….Baaaaaaaaaaaaah

  15. If it has to be a person then I vote for Tiny Tim Farron because he is a cunt!

    However for me the biggest cunt of the year has to be the BBC. As soon as Brexit was called they made it their soci-globo-libero mission to undermine that decision, show remoaners as the doyens of intelligent debate, and brexiteers as thick as pig shit racists.

    Their guesswork on the collapse of Britain’s financial stability has been proven wrong at every turn only for them to state that this WILL happen in a few months time, and when that anniversary rolls around again and is priven wrong (yet again) they restate this prophecy of doom, except it will happen in a few month’s time…repeat.

    Then we got to the Donald Trump election, again a result that didn’t suit their soci-globo-libero agenda, and so they believe it to be news to portray him in as bad a light possible, neglect to report on facts like he saved 1,000 jobs from being off-shored while still President elect (which was more than Barry did for the people directly in 8yrs in office), and, convinced Ford to keep their factory in the US rather than off-shoring it – while persisting the lies that he is banning Mexican immigration and – more recently – has banned Muslims from entering the US. No he hasn’t – please report the truth.

    The BBC is the biggest cunt of the year by misreporting or delaying the reporting of terrorist acts as being “peaceful” cunt related. Terms such as “Norwegian”, “French National” and “…not clear if it’s terrorism related…” – when it’s fucking plain as day WHO has committed these clearly TERRORIST acts, but they won’t for fear of upsetting “peaceful” cunts. A move which can only be explained by the fact that Auntie Beeb knows that within a couple of generations the UK will be predominantly “peaceful” and by appeasing the cunts now they’ll retain their Royal Charter (or whatever it will be called by then) as Al Jazera Light under the shariah rule of Ayatollah Khan!

    Finally the BBC is the biggest cunt of the year due to their double standards of reporting. Of the dozens of “peaceful” atrocities reported – both domestically and abroad – as a bit of “hijinks” by “misguided” individuals, when it came to the very tragic murder of Jo Cox, Thomas Mair was named as the murderer and was branded a Nazi/Nazi sympathiser long before her blood had even dried on the road where she was killed.

    For their obvious partiality and for only reporting the news they wish to, and in they way they wish it to be told – which may or may not be loosely based on reality – the BBC is by far the biggest cunt of 2016!

  16. As the clock runs down and excitement grows as to who will walk away with the coverted title cunt of the year 2016 I got to thinking about what makes a great cunt? I suppose it’s a bit like music in that anybody can be a one hit wonder much in the same way cunts come and go, in 10 years will we be talking about Gina miller? Shyster lawyer Phil shiner? Probably not, but looking thru the nominations for cunt of the year and other threads two individuals stand alone in perfect isolation on top of the mountain of shit that rises out of the festering swamp of utter cuntishness, day in day out, week after week, year after year they have put in the graft required to keep them at the top of universally despised cunts!!
    I salute the CUNTS that are tony Blair and cuntasaurus ken CLARKE….

    • It’s quite fascinating how Kilary has gone from the most despised woman in the world (now a position taken up by Banana Gob Miller) to virtually ignored nonentity…

      Honey G will fall into the ‘forgotten cunt’ category for 2017, I think… But what a fucking pathetic, talent-free, media whore, plug ugly, concorde conked cunt she really is though…

      • I had forgotten about the Honey G.
        How did that happen ?
        I love me a bit of Honey G hating.
        I used to get annoyed, now i find her entertaining, in a “let’s scoff at doss cunts” kind of way.

  17. some more wimmin for the list.

    nicole kidman…where do i start with that talentless cunt?
    holly willocunt..looks like the fucking joker
    ferne cunton…just a whiny hopeless cunt
    the fucking muzzie from bake off
    rachel riley..only on cuntdown for the afternoon wankers to pull their cocks over.
    i would rather do carol vorderman anytime, i like a mature cunt.

    • Neighbour of mine does security at Manchester Airport, and he told me that Kidman was one of the biggest and most obnoxious cunts tohave ever passed through the place…. Other airport cunts he mentioned were Madogga (there’s a surprise), Cilla Black, and Tom Wanks… sorry… Hanks… He also said Beckham was alright, but Dog Spice was a cunt… That’s what they were like when I met them…

  18. I see Theresa May is at a summit in Malta today, I seriously hope she offers that goblin faced cunt of a Maltese prime minister Joseph muscat out for a straightner in the car park!! That FUCKIIN political Pygmy hasn’t stopped threatening the UK since his elevation in the EU!.
    Since when was it acceptable for Malta ( pop 419,000) to start giving the UK shit??? That is one of the biggest problems with the EU in that it gives enormous power to absolute nobody Cunts like muscat, I bet he gets a hard on talking down to Britain… snivelling cunt!!

  19. That cunt behind Farage with his oh so clever little sign needs a pull through with a fucking Christmas Tree. Just imagine for 1 second if it had been the other way round. You’d hear the wailing and head slapping by all the ‘tolerant, beautiful, peace loving, don’t you dare try and rock my world’ faggoty cunts for fucking miles. Suck it up cunts.

  20. The shite is hitting the fan in D.R Congo.
    Yer usual run of the mill Africans about to chop up their neighbours, shite.
    When slebs, politicians and the media report in Africa, they love to portray them as down on their luck, loving people who just want to boogie.
    My view is that they are mostly murderous cunts who love a strop.
    The reason i bring this up is, i’m watching an old episode of Jeremy Wade’s River Monsters, and he’s in the Congo.
    He says that the Congo is the most dangerous place that he’s ever visited.
    The reason for this ?
    Congo’s bloody colonial past.

    I like the Jeremy, but he can fuck off if him and his producers are trying that shite.
    Just catch the fish and put them back. Give us the info on the fish and then put it back.
    But don’t, don’t try and hit us with some bullshite white guilt reason as to why in this millennium, these cunts remain savages.

    • Wogs like to fight, it’s tribal and in their blood to murder each other.

      The main reason? with food and shelter easy to come by they have fuck all else to do.

      I’ve been to the African continent once and I will never go back even for money. What people imagine is a continent full of fun, colour and happiness is a seething pit of crime, rape, murder, blame and self loating. The whole place also stinks of piss and deep shit, the smell of the place even gets into your clothes.

      The educated brothers in this country know the score and would never go back there.

    • I have worked in The Republic of Congo, that’s the good Congo not the bad one. But never the less they are still a bunch of savages who will kick off like fuck at the slightest opportunity. There are non of the verbals or pushing and shoving malarkey with these cunts, no sir. One minute it is calm and everybody having a drink and a laugh, next minute for seemingly no reason at all out come the machetes and it’s choppy choppy time. Zero to blood bath in 4 seconds flat.

  21. Chris Evans – exposed for what he is a gobby, sycophantic, talent-less, ginger, first class with honours cunt. Took top gear on the pretence he would add value, copied it, infused with his poisonous personality and got found out for what he is – total bell-end, who pretends he’s mid 20’s, cool Britainnia, locked in the fucking past, get on C list celebs and fawning all over them. How the fuck did he nail Billie Piper. what a stain on her life. Not far off kiddie fiddling that she was 17. A fucking CUNT.

    • Fucking hell I forgot about that TERRRRRRRWAAAAAAATTTTT. Maybe I was hoping the cunt had gone to the ginger cunt section in the sky. All that cunt has ever done is forced his way into the jobs he’s had by surrounding himself with thicko arsehole lickers. He must have trawled each corner of the land for boneheads that were capable of being brainwashed by his shouty shouty hysterical idiocy.
      What he did to Top Gear was take it backwards with his childish old hat squeeling cars around Leicester Sq type of shite. YAWN. Been done to death that son. I know Clarkson was much the same but at least he added a bit of racism and chauvanism. Wound a lots of the PC’ers up to fuck but you know where the channel button is. I put ginger toss muck in with Corden Blurrgh and whale impressionist Moyles.
      The talent pool grows ever smaller.

  22. can i nominate talksport for a right cunting?
    talkshit is what it is.
    only ever talk about the top six in the prem and always cunting off arsenal, i thought the media was supposed to be neutral in their opinions.
    most of the presenters are total fuckwits, with the exception of h and j in the afternoons.
    alan brazil needs a cunting on his own, pissed most of the time, eating on air, you can hear the fat cunt munching and slobbering his way through the show, 4 hours, of which 2 are shit adverts, news and poxy station trailers.
    the fawning over jose, rodgers, fat sam and the totally dodgy arry redcunt, almost sucking their cocks on air is sickening.
    the whole station is just a free ride for ex pro drunks, drink drivers, doggers and even horse botherers.
    bring back the old days when cunts like them just bought a pub and drank themselves to death/bankruptcy
    maybe i am the cunt for listening to the shit?

    • If there’s clutter
      In yer gutter
      Don’t me mad
      Don’t be a nutter

      Get yerself
      A Hedgehog gutter brush

      HEDGEHOG !

      Love the ad, but the rest is usually shite.
      Still better than BBC 5Live, though.

    • Hey Pirate – would have to agree. The only exception is The Two Mikes show which runs from 1AM to 4 AM UK time. It is classic. Those two are hilarious and well worth a listen. There’s a downloadable podcast each day if you’re not around in the wee hours.

      It’s odd that being on the radio, you really only have 2 things going for you. Your voice and personality, both of which are highly significant since it’s an audio only experience. Odd then that TalkSport choose to employ Jim White and Adrian Durham, both of whom have appalling voices, with Durham having a particularly odious personality. I really hate that cunt.

      I gave up on Hawksbee & Jacobs recently. Usually quite funny and informative, they started on about Trump by just repeating the stereotypical bollocks the left throws at him. Lazy, uninformed and completely ignorant bullshit. Couple of wankers!

      Check out The Two Mikes though. Quality entertainment.

      • I agree Yank. Durham knows Jack Fuck and the other 2 are doing the bandwagon. Parry and Graham are fucking hilarious.

      • i do listen to the two mikes. i live out in spain so its 2 til 5 for me,dont go to bed that early so catch an hour or so sometimes.
        i listen via tunein so i dont even get the fucking gutter brush ads as no proper adverts, only station idents telling me how good this pile of shit is…liars!!
        agree about h and j but i let their crap go as i find some of it funny and the clips of the week are always good for a laugh.
        not all live broadcasts now and they must repeat those same fucking 10 or so totally cuntingly boring my sporting life, highlights include hoddles mad period, john cunting barnes singing the anfield rap and twat cash climbing the roof at wimbledon. if thats their sporting highs then im glad im a fucking welder, highlights include doing a great dance with sparks down my boots.
        sporting cunts.

      • Delighted to see someone banging the drum for The Two Mikes. I fucking hate TalkSport, but these are two good cunts. Parry is a lunatic – but good value. Wing-mirrors on racehorses, atheletes eventually running the 100m in 1 second, Ferrero Rocher crisis…he does entertain. MG is a witty bloke charged with monitoring Parry as he’s released from his straitjacket 3 hours a day. Just a great show.

    • Have an Arsenal mate who is always listening to Talkshit and then moaning about the anti Arsenal bias. My reply ?
      Don’t turn the cunts on in the first place.

  23. Tony Blair , obviously , for being a cunt in perpetuity . He should be cryogenically frozen so that he can be re-activated every year and wheeled out to receive a lifetime/deathtime award for extreme cuntitude.
    For C o t Y 2016 I am nominating Tiny Quim Farron , just ahead of Vagina Miller.
    The corporate award goes to the BBC for pursuing their liberal/leftist agenda and also for providing a platform for a host of should be non-entities from the world of ‘entertainment’ who all share a sense of worth and self-importance that exceeds their ability by several million light years.
    Special mentions for Eddie L’izzard , Gary Arselicker , Lily the megacunt , Martin Freeload and his chum Benzedrol Wetpatch , Romesh Ranganathan and others like up and coming Nish Kumar who exercises his divine right as a comedian ,courtesy of the BBC , to espouse the kind of snowflake philosophy , open border shit , in a nasally strangulated , let me machete this little fucker, way. In common with the aforementioned panoply of shite , he appeals to the vocal left , and the kind of whingey anti-democrat enabling , terrorist apologists who form the demographic that seems to appeal to the BBC , so we’ll award Auntie the award for being the vehicle for such cuntery.

    • Can ye imagine Tony (lizard) Blair’s face cryogenically frozen ?
      That grin and them reptilian eyes, no thanks.

      Benzedrol Wetpatch , genius, Simon de Cuntdord.

  24. Those Cunts over at talkshite need to learn the difference between singular and plural😑
    I heard some useless bellend speaking the other day”” England look a good bet to win the grand slam with the likes of your robshaws, and your marlers, throw in ya Farrells and the likes of a ford ” it’s FUCKIIN insidious even the cricket fuckers are giving it some ” oh who wouldn’t like a Roy in their team to go along with likes of your roots”

  25. Cunt of the year is turning into a cliffhanger!! Who will walk away with This highly prestigious award….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • If any of you ever came across a cunt of a builder I sometimes have the misfortune to deal with you would all vote him in. A cunt of the highest magnitude. Self important, rude and shite. Typical wanker has about 6 jobs on the fucking go. Everything takes forever, no regard for each trade. CUNT. Customer:- Could we add a heated towel rail in that loo. Cunt:- Oh aye love, no problem that. Be about another 4 grand that love! Cheesy bell end.

  26. I would like to volunteer to rustle up a task-force to collect the worthy nominees ,with the necessary aids (straight-jackets and industrial strength anaesthetic) and convey them to a suitable venue for the prestigious award ceremony . May I suggest the London Olympic Stadium , which cuntishly masquerades as West Ham’s home.
    All we need to do then is notify the relevant US and British governments of the time , place and geographic co-ordinates so they can provide a fitting finale , eg selective drone strike , thus cementing the special relationship while providing us all with a good laugh.

  27. De cuntford that’s music to my ears, the only thing missing is an afternoons water boarding to set the scene…….

    • I’d like to cunt Trump. Yeah, I know that won’t be a popular opinion on here, but I don’t give a fuck πŸ™‚

      Why?
      Is it because of the immigrant ban? Nope, I don’t blame him for that, I think we should do it here !
      Is it because of anything else he’s done? Nope, not really. I mean, there ARE better ways of handling things, like the immigrant ban was the right thing done in a completely amateurish way.
      Nope, my cunting is for the future. And I mean China. Yeah, the Chinese are cunts and they shouldn’t go taking islands that are 1000 miles away from their mainland and making them their own, but really, who gives a fuck if they have the albatross infested fucking things? Who really gives a shit? But Trumpy will, he’ll send the whole of the fucking Naval fleet in and then it’ll escalate and then its WW3 time. Probably think I’m talking shit? Even Steve Bannon, his right hand man thinks that’s what will happen. So lets see if everyone on here is busy cheering Trump’s name when the nukes are flying !

      • Ohhh, I should also mention how Trump was cunted not once, but twice, on this very site ! So before everyone starts calling me a cunt, try not to be hypocritical cunts yourselves ! πŸ™‚

      • The world was fucked either way, a choice between the tango terror, and the warmongering witch. She wanted to bomb Russia, so a war was on the cards whatever the vote.

      • I can’t deny that, Hillary would have started it with Russia………so we were bolloxed either way. But Hillary ain’t POTUS, so Trump get the COTUS vote !

      • For me Trump’s cuntish qualities will always be mitigated by his pissing on the Clinton and , by extension , the snowflake parade.
        If he does trigger Armageddon the crafty divil will have avoided nomination as C o t Y by virtue of the fact that we’ll all be tatey bread. Just the thought of the libtard/snowflakes’ abject terror in the face of their imminent annihilation would afford some compensation , and we wouldn’t have to hear them crowing about their being wight about the nasty man all awong.

      • Definitely. Watching her shrivel up like the witch from the wizard of oz was priceless. And, as millenials have not yet grasped the concept of democracy, seeing them spazz the fuck out at losing, on both sides of the pond has been most entertaining.

      • More chance of war under Killary.

        Wten Trump got elected that was the bullet the world dodged.

        Besides Trump is trying – in his own way – to extend a laurel leaf to both Russia and China. He may have committed a faux-pas by calling Taiwan while still being President elect but better him than the Killary machine who wanted to strain relations further with both Russia and China. And no doubt to the hurrahs of 50 million snowflake US libtards.

        Why is that? Well because the USA isn’t really doing much militarily currently and yet they have this massive military presence which costs a fortune.

        Moreover and – in the case of Killary – they’re not using many arms because their isn’t a lot of shooting going on in the world – where the US wants to be anyway.

        So – what Killary wanted – was a nice Mexican standoff (or “Scarborough Warning” as it’s termed up here) between Russia and/or China such that they don’t need to actually *use* the arms but will spend billions of US Govt tax dollars bankrolling the arms companies to basically make them happy because that’s where most of her and Billy’s kickback $$$’s come from.

        Trump may yet to be proven to be a buffoon but Killary is Satan incarnate, and let’s not forget, at least Trump is making good on his pre-election promises. When was the last time that happened? Churchil with the “We will fight them on the beaches…” speech? Maybe.

        I just wish all these cunts would just give him a fucking chance. The libtard masses are against everything and anything even moderately right wing and they see it their duty to oppose any decision Trump makes just to oppose it for opposing its sake!

        New liberals = old facists! Point in case here: https://youtu.be/ALe9p1nn9TY

        Cunts!

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