It’s that fucking time of the year when the Yanks inflict yet another of their crummy cultural anachronisms on us pitiful Brits – fucking Halloween! Sorry, did I say ‘cultural’? There’s more culture in a pot of yoghurt that the whole of the United Fucking States of Ahmerika…

So here’s the Dioclese contribution : print the poster above and put it in your window. And if the little cunts can’t take the hint then I suggest a water gun, preferably filled with black ink.

Fuck off back to America and take your trick and treat with you, you cunts!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Halloween is orn Monday granted and one expects a bit orf ectoplasm in ones pants but these two are taking the piss. Oit haunting 24/7. Or are Kirk and missis starring in a remake orf Bride orf Dracula? Any cunter that has old Fartacus in The Pool let me mark your card. Kirk Douglas is one orf the Undead so don’t hold your breath.

Oh and any Trick or Treaters oit there that intend to come aroinde my way Fuck Orf.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

I would also like to cunt the clocks going back/forward why oh why do we need to do this in this country?

As if winter isn’t depressing enough……

Nominated by: fuglyucker

British Summer Time or Daylight Saving Time is a cunt,

What cunt thought this was a good idea? Nobody ever remembers when the fuck to change the clocks until some cunt reminds them and then some cunt forgets and messes things up for some other cunt. I think we should have a referendum on this cunt behaviour. Time is the time and time waits for no cunt, so don’t be a cunt and try to change the time so you get an extra hour in bed you lazy cunt. So don’t forget cunters the clocks go forward at 2:00am. See you later or earlier! What a piece of cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt