P J Proby

(Note the dodgy photoshopping orf his treble chins. This is from the agent!)

(Note the dodgy photoshopping orf his treble chins. This is from the agent!)

Thought this old cunt was dead but no, he is oit on tour once more prostituting his iffy vibrato, forever in the shadow orf Elvis and too damn old ever to rip his trousers orn stage again (his one time publicity standby). Me memories orf the cunt go back to the early sixties when he was constantly cooking up bad boy headlines – splitting his pants, falling orf stage, drunken fights in clubs, bankruptcies and career come-backs.

Recall with some nostalgia the Opportunity Knocks when the legendary Hughie Green (who died alas too early for this blog) introduced him shrouded in black as “the mystery singer”. Seconds later oit came that excruiting vibrato and mystery no longer.

This bootleg video is delightfully crap enough to convey the manner orf the man…

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Matthew Wright [2]

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Matthew Wright off the Wright stuff is a full on self opinionated left wing cunt.

He forces his views on the public via his soap box and and does not value the opinion of anyone else unless they agree with his false left wing ideas.

Nominated by: Kadar G

Byron Burger protesters

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I’ll tell you who are a bunch of cunts….

All those workshy, hard left, socialist worker placard waving dirtbags, hanging around outside Byron Burger, moaning about the cooperation the owners gave in uncovering illegal immigrants with false documents working there. Most of the scruffy looking cunts protesting were probably vegan anyway.

And do they spare a thought for all the other people working there, which no doubt a lot of them will be legal migrants, will lose their jobs if the protest is successful and shuts down the chain? Do they fuck. All they care about is their cause of the day. In one photo, you could see a gaggle of these pricks, and they were all looking at their iPhones (no cheapo Samsungs for these little bean warriors), probably checking to see if they and their pathetic little protest was trending.

Tomorrow, they will be off protesting about transgender toilets or some other nonsense. Free Palestine, Tory cuts, Brexit, on and fucking on. Me? I’ll be in work, doing a job I despise for shit money, getting rinsed by the taxman so he can give it to these cunts to stand around with blue hair and nose piercings moaning.

Generation cunt…..

Nominated by : Gutstick Japseye

BBC Sport

1966 World Cup Final

The BBC are still monumental cunts…

The 50th anniversary of England’s 1966 World Cup win: so the Beeb decides to do a ’50th anniversary celebration…’ So, have they put on a repeat of the final itself, or even the games that preceded it? Well, this is the BBC we are talking about… Instead there is a load of cunts in the 02 watching a screen, the usual BBC presenter cunts, a crappy Kinks tribute act, and some squawking tart has just been on… Why can’t the cunts just show the game on BBC2?

Instead we get fucking women’s bastard golf…

Cunts..

Nominated by: Norman

Posted in BBC

Keystone Kops

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I’d like to nominate the cunt police “persons” who rudely ignore these pot smoking cunts when the stench in the air from the stuff is acrid! You wouldn’t need your sniffer dogs to locate the fuckers you idle twats!

No, that would be too much work for the cunts. Instead they choose to walk past and through the malaise of brown smoke emanating from the car park, into the Co-op and back out with their £3.25 “Meal Deal” to be consumed down by the canal side – just on the off chance there are any speeding barges drifting by.

I’d also like to cunt these keystone cops on another thing: how come you never see the cunts pull a van with PL or RO on the number plate even though they go tear-arsing through “enforced” 50mph zones at 80 and yet low and behold when they clap eyes on my insured, mot’d and roadworthy vehicle they take great pleasure in stopping me for doing 67mph in a 60 zone (when you’d get off with 66mph – 10% tolerance) whilst lurking out of site with a radar gun?

I’ll tell you why, pulling a PL or RO motor is a lot of work. Pulling decent folk is easy money.

Lazy cunts!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!