I know a bit about food and anyone who eats cold or ‘chilled’ soup is a cunt. I don’t care if you live in the Sahara desert and you need to cool down soup should be hot.
You cunts.
Nominated by: Black & White Cunt
Monthly Archives: September 2016
Sam Allardyce [2]
Amazed that nobody has cunted that fat, ugly, useless cunt Sam Allardyce.
Seeing that neanderthal grinning like a Cheshire cat on the front pages made me want to refund my dinner. “Hark”, I hear you say, “thou shalt have respect for the new England manager”. Well I don’t and here’s why.
You’d be forgiven for thinking that managing the national football team would require certain basic qualifications. Things like having been a success at the highest club level by actually winning things like league titles and cups. Has Allardyce achieved that? No. Have any of the teams he’s ‘managed’ had consistent qualifying success in European competitions? No. Has he managed any of the recognised big clubs across Europe? No. Has he had a strong track record of managing and coaching any of football’s best players? No.
So what exactly are his qualifications then? On the face of it, he doesn’t have any. So the fact he was offered the position in the first place beggars belief, but the fact he accepted it and didn’t say, “No, I’m completely unqualified, I have neither a winning track record nor mentality and my teams are generally just a bunch of thugs who kick, elbow and foul their way through games” makes him a weapons grade cunt. Absolutely cannot wait for this gargantuan prick to get fired.
Nominated by: Immitation Yank
Hillary Clinton [5]
After weeks of speculation about Killary’s health and after she had a coughing fit last week, today she fainted at an event to comemorate 9/11. I’m sure you will all join me in wishing her a full and speedy recovery
Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart
Ah poor Killary, something serious I hope. The stupid cunt is actually making Trump look good except I can’t take him seriously because trump is synonymous with fart where I come from. I might proudly wear a basket if deplorable T shirt though.
Nominated by: Alan Fistula
She is the epitome of the modern politician.. Out of touch with the voters, condescending, ignorant, self serving, blinkered, biased, untrustworthy, weak, venal, perverse, perverted, anti-British, two-faced,stupid, selfish and to top it off….as ugly as a butt-fucked warthog.
A pox on the whole stinking bunch of them
Nominated by: Dick Fiddler
Shane Allen
Shane Allen is a cunt…
The BBC head of comedy is behind the current joke of a series that features modern remakes of Are You Being Served?, Porridge, Till Death Us Do Part, Steptoe & Son, and Up Pompeii!
Allen said it was “insulting” to suggest the BBC’s new comedies were not as good as the past… So where are they? What are they? Name one that is as good as Till Death, Porridge or Steptoe… Does he mean crap like Miranda, Gavin and Stacey, Mrs Brown’s Cunts and Citizen Khan? He’s having a laugh, the fucking prick…
On his remakes monstrosity, he said: “This is a chance to say these are titles and writers and pieces of work that are proven, and hallowed, and it’s a chance to introduce them to a new generation…”. What he means is that the BBC haven’t got the guts to show the originals (for fear of offending some left wing tosspot!) and they want to remake someone else’s work into a load of PC, touchy-feely, sanitised bollocks…
The Steptoe remake looks especially shite… Albert is now bigger than Harold and Harold is now a skinny, pasty gimp with none of the presence or comic timing of Harry .H. Corbett… And I’m dreading the Porridge one… Fletch’s grandson in for cybercrime? With John Bishop? Fuck off!
I think I’ll stick to the originals on DVD… And Allen and ‘Auntie Beeb’ can stick their ‘New Comedy World Order’ up their arses…
Nominated by: Norman
Experian
I would like to cunt ‘ Experian’
WTF is that all about? They protect your ‘credit score’ don’tcha know? eh? How the fuck do they do that then?
If you’ve got no fuckin money you’ve got no fuckin money, what they gonna do about it? Pay money into your account? Actually no, precisely the opposite! This idiotic ‘service’ cost £12.99 a month – you gotta be a right cunt to fall for this shite!
Nominated by: Ozmandias