Remona Aly

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Time to recunt the fucking Guardian and its “journalist” Remona Aly for this pile of cock

This shitty newspaper continues to display an odd attitude to events and issues concerning the religion of Islam.

When an Islamist kills and maims in the name of his “god”, this newspaper does not hesitate to say that not all Muslims support these actions because they are not all the same. Yet when the mildest criticism of Islam is written, spoken or drawn, this newspaper accuses the author of offending “1.6 billion Muslims” as if they are all the same. Odd.

The Comment is Free section is filled with passionate denunciations of what is perceived as sexism, racism or homophobia. Yet the sexist, racist and homophobic ravings of assorted Salafists, Wahabbis, Islamists and self-appointed “community leaders” are either met with silence or defended against “Islamophobic” attacks by people who dare to criticise, often using the same terms as those passionate Guardian denunciations. Odd.

Contributors who would blanch at defending right-wing Christian fundamentalists and their Old Testament ideas about the place of women in society are happy to defend and even applaud the most regressive dress codes for women as insisted upon – sometimes violently- by male clerics. Odd.

Unequal pay for millionaire (mostly white) Hollywood actresses is a feminist issue; the brutal mutilation of the genitals of young (mostly non-white) female children of Muslim parents not so much. Odd.

I genuinely don’t understand this disconnect. As I say, it just seems odd to me. And by odd, I mean utterly cuntish to the power of 1,000,000,000.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Female bad taste

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Women have the worst taste in media, I’m not saying that all women like vacuous cunty shite but a majority do.

Look at the magazines they read here in the UK such as Hello, OK and Take A Break. Idiotic magazines that concentrate on the lives of utter cunts parading as celebrities. Feminists cunts moan about Page 3 but have no issue with these magazines constantly belitting female celebrities for the clothes they wear or cellulite on their legs. Fucking hypocritical cunts.

Look at the TV they watch, soaps, reality TV shite such as Made In Chelsea with it’s thick as pig shit posh cunt ‘stars’ and ‘talent’ shows. They have loads of shit in the morning to watch like This Morning and Loose Women yet these cunts complain when there’s sport on the TV for a few weeks. Shut up you ingrateful cunts, there’s plenty of vacuous cunty shite TV for you to watch the rest of the year.

Look at the films they watch, completely unfunny romantic ‘comedies’ which cast people like that unfunny gerbil faced cunt Amy Schumer and weepy shite that isn’t deep but just a load of disneyfied Americanized mawkishness designed to draw in overly sentimental unthinking cunts.

Listen to the music they like, bland pop shit like One Direction. They like listen to any old shit as long as it has the bullshit ‘Girl Power’ monicker attached to it. Newsflash ladies, most of that shit is produced by men and marketed by men you gullible cunts.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

The Olympics [4]

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I’m sorry. I tried so hard. Even when there have been several opportunities to cunt, I have passed them by. But, today, I seem to have reached saturation point.

I FUCKING HATE THE FUCKING OLYMPICS!!!!

Because I have absolutely no interest in any sport whatsoever, I tend to avoid it as much as possible. I understand that a lot of people get a lot of joy from sport, so, as long as I can toodle along and do my own thing, I am happy about this. Just because I don’t like it, don’t spoil it for anyone else.

I put up with the euro footie stuff, which was all the cunts in work talked about for nearly six weeks. It’s OK I thought, I don’t have to watch it, so shut the fuck up. I hardly watch tv anymore, so it’s not a problem. But, the fucking olympics are just on every conceivable media, and there is no escape. So what if we keep winning medals, it’s fucking boring me to tears.

Fuck rowing, double fuck cycling, the prissy immac legged supercunts, fuck them all. Twice. With barbed wire dildos.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Adele [5]

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What a total cunt!

Adele drops into Vancouver and ‘happens’ to visit a cat café which is very popular in JAPAN! Everyone else in Vancouver has to make a reservation to visit this shitty-business-plan-government-subsidized commercial for the SPCA, but not Adele. Why would she? This cunt doesn’t even live there, so no reservation required!

Just rocks up to the double security door (lest any kitties escape) with her kid and her fat, fat ass and mention that she’s Adele (her publicist smoothed it by saying an employee noticed the resemblance) and voilà, open table. A table which has a minimum charge AND cover charge for everyone else in town.

What an entitled cunt!

Nominated by: Dax

Tom Parker Bowles

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Tom Parker Bowles must take a full cunting.

The stuck-up spawn of that old trout Camilla is,apparently,a restaurant critic,although what qualifies him to do this is a mystery as great as that twat Gregg Wallace commenting on other peoples cooking. I’ve just been shown an article where Bowles takes his inbred,indolent self to a Wetherspoons and slags the quality of the food.

What the fuck did he expect to get at Spoonies? Roast swan? Peacock? I’d have told the cunt to go and fuck himself with a fence post wrapped in barbed wire. ..

ps His mother is a worn-out old slapper too.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler