Yanks [2]

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Yanks as cunts. The level of cuntostrity they display astounds me.

I deal with these twats daily at work. They show an industrial grade calibre of fuckwittery. Nice enough people, but so insular that I’m astounded they even realise they know the world outside the good ‘ol US of A even exists.

Just a few years ago we were in Spain at a market. Some dick head ‘merican was trying to convince the stall holder to accept dollars. An isolated incident, so I thought. Not so.

Just got back from Venice where a local ciggie shop has a queue out the fucking door due to some gob shite yank trying to pay in $100 dollar bills. The shop keep was most accommodating and offered the git a good Euro/dollar exchange rate so he could buy some tabs. All this cunt did was whinge about the rate he got. FUCK RIGHT OFF AND BRING FUCKING EUROS NEXT TIME!. That’s what I thought and was exactly what the shop keeper said.

Fucking Yanks. There is a world outside the inbread, racist shit hole you inhabit.

Nominated by: Essemess

Cyclists [4]

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Cyclists, especially big girls’ blouses who cycle on the fucking pavement… get on the sodding road, you shrivelled-up CUNTS !!!!

And monocyclists, just TOO bloody mean to cough up for two-wheelers. Get back to the circus, it’s Leo the lion’s snack time, you twatmong little pricks.

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard

Owen Smith [2]

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I would like to nominate Owen Smith for a richly deserved cunting.

This faux socialist, Johnny-come-lately, “nomark” is the so-called Blairite alternative to Jeremy Corbyn for the Labour Party Leadership.

Firstly he’s an undemocratic cunt – wanting to stifle and prevent the new Labour members who joined recently from voting in the leadership race (knowing full well the majority of them are no doubt Corbyn supporters).

Secondly – and more importantly – he’s already pledged to spend £200bn in “Investment in the UK”. This is before even being elected as leader of the Labour Party, let alone they into government.

And where, pray-heaven, is this £200bn coming from exactly? Why the usual Labour favourite of taxing the top 1% of UK earners. The thing is, Owen’s maths are a bit suspect because even the most vociferous tax on the top 1% would only net him exactly 1% of that £200bn total! So Owen, where is the other £198bn coming from? Surely not government borrowing, eh? In true Labour fashion, this cunt has already got the knack of spending other people’s money before even having the remit to do so!

And finally, if that wasn’t bad enough, he’s backed by that other “3 times a loser”/”EU gravy train” Labour twat Neil Kinnock! Which automatically must make Owen Smith a cunt of monumental proportions.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Bob Geldof [3]

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Arse mouthed, spunkwit, tramp’s mate, probably stinks of piss and Frosty Jack, Bob Geldof is a cunt.

The Goldman Sachs cock sucking cunt has been ranting at festival goers in Brentwood, saying they weren’t “rock and roll enough”.

Well you gobshite cunt, I have some news for you. Your shit group, the Boomtown Rats, were never “rock and roll”. In an era of The Stranglers, The Clash, Ramones, etc., your bunch of cunts were less “rock and roll” than the fucking Nolans.

Oh, and do I have to remind you of your parenting skills andarriage guidance experience?

Why don’t you fuck off and live in Ethiopia? Or maybe not, as they might eat you. Actually, they probably wouldn’t as you’d make them puke.

Arrogant cunt.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

Beyonce [3]

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Beyonce is a hypocritical fat cunt…

This Tina Turner comedy act is milking the ‘Black Lives Matter’ bullshit and going on about how ‘proud’ she is to be black, when she goes out of her way to appear white and to appeal to white audiences and record buyers… Not to mention other astonishing acts of hypocrisy…

If Beyonce’s ego gets any bigger it will be as huge as her thunderous thighs or her fat arse…

Nominated by: Norman