Celebrity charity appeals

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I’m sick and tired of seeing celebrity cunts pleading for money for starving children in Africa.

Africa’s problems are for Africans to sort out, hand outs from gullible Europeans never actually make it to the intended recipient, a large part goes in administration fees for the charity and the rest is pilfered by corrupt wogs. And why would the corrupt wogs running things want this situation to change? They wouldn’t, the status quo is very nice thank you.

Africa has everything going for it, oil, gold, diamonds, iron ore, and many more. Much of it has fertile soil and a climate you can’t stop things from growing, huge potential for tourism, the list goes on. Africa should be the richest continent on the planet. But it isn’t and that is the fault of the Africans, so they can fuck off. Cunts.

Tom Hiddleston can fuck off and all. “1/3 of refugees are children” Are they fuck, Tom. 60% of the cunts are single military age men. Cunt.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Self driving cars

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I’d like to give a cyber cunting to the idea of “Self driving cars”

How fucking stupid do you have to be to sit back in a car and let it drive itself with all of the other fucking idiots and hazards you have to deal with on the roads. If you don’t want to drive yourself, get on a bus or a train you fucking lazy cunt.

I actually laugh when I see that some halfwit is killed in a “self drive car” accident, they deserve to be removed from the planet.

Nominated by: See You Next Tuesday

RMT

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I’d like to cunt the RMT. Going on strike on a bank holiday is a sign of what a bunch of cunts the left are. That’s right, inconvenience a load of people who have nothing to do with the dispute you ignorant fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

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Like, you know, cunts…

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I would like to you know, like nominate all the cunts like that repeatedly say “you know”, and the word “like” all the like time, when you know like being interviewed like.

Shut The Fuck up you cunts! If I fucking knew what the fuck you were banging on about I would not be listening to your shallow fucking drivel in the first place.

Kids that say the word like in any interview repeatedly – I don’t want to know what they think they can’t put a sentence together in the first place without like in every third word.

And the fucking Yanks “ya know” yea I do, you’re cunts so fuck off and speak English not that trashed up American version.

Stop talking as if you’re sat on the wall outside the local cheap cider supply shop in your hoodie, put your fucking brain in gear and think before you spout your shit drivel. It’s quicker that listening to all the “you knows” and “likes”, you’re going to blurt out, and you might even sound like you have an IQ above a fucking stick insect, you cunts.

Nominated by: xBrit Cunt

Tanni Grey-Thomson

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Tanni Grey-Thomson is a whinging cunt.

She seems to think that paralympics should be given equal coverage. Although you’ve got to respect the paralympians, I personally find watching some of them bloody hard going. Good luck to them,but it’s not my idea of fun. Think I’ll put Stephen Fry on. That way I can swear as much as I like at the screen without being called a callous bastard.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Just when you’ve got shot of the Olympics, along come the Crippleympics!

Seems there’s no money left to pay for it so Baroness (FFS!) Tanni Grey-Thomson is calling on the richer nations of the world to save her pathetic games. She seems to have missed the fact that Brazil is one of the fastest growing major economies in the world. Plus they’re hosting this shitfest and can’t be arsed to pay for it.

Frankly I don’t blame them. Who the fuck can be bothered with something that wouldn’t even exist without the PC generation pushing it? Personally, I fucking can’t show even a remote flicker of interest!

Bollocks to her and her fucking stupid games…

Nominated by: Dioclese