The Guardian [3]

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This is an Emergency Cunting of The Guardian Website for publishing its Editorial on The Chilcot Report IN ARABIC! Need I say more?

Yes, you can select it in English, but the default setting is FUCKING ARABIC!

WHAT FUCKING POLITICALLY-CORRECT CUNTS!

Nominated by : Fred West

Wimbledon

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Wimbledon fans are Cunts.

Paying rip off prices to attend it, being irritating cunts for the players to put up with when something controversial happens, all those stupid Union Jack painted on your face cunts supporting Andy Murray (nothing against the Scots but didn’t that cunt say he wanted independence in the Scottish referendum?). So they’re supporting someone who doesn’t even want to be part of the UK.

To all those cunts on Henman Hill, why not watch it at home instead of sitting on a fucking hill with loads of other annoying cunts with names like Janina and Tarquin. The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

Damon Albarn

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That ex-art school middle class twat, Damon Albarn is a pure cunt…

Saw him on the BBC’s Glastonbury coverage: saying to an interviewer ‘We can change this result… We’ve had one referendum, we can have another one…’ Someone should tell this piss-poor Syd Barrett impersonator that the result of a democratic vote stands…

It was the way he said it too: like a spoilt kid who can’t get his way… If Albarn doesn’t like it he can fuck off to Africa and bang coconuts with his mates and sell it as ‘world music…’

Fucking cunt trumpet…

Nominated by: Norman

The Chilcot Report

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That chilcot report is the biggest fucking whitewash in the history of whitewashes no wonder it took so long. They were thinking of a way to severely edit it then come out and say it was a big misunderstanding.

The edited Chilcot Report basically says Iraq War was Just a Big Accident by Dumbasses and they shouldn’t be punished because they are corrupt millionaire politicians so lets just let them off the hook and public are too stupid to understand any of this . Report doesn’t blame anyone for anything other than stupidity.

Chilcot portrays Blair as irresponsible and confused but loyal, failing to do his due diligence in examining the intelligence. But we know the intelligence was fixed by the Bush government and we know Blair knew the intelligence was fixed. These are both 100% established facts.

This is mind boggling How could anybody even be stupid enough to believe in the lies of democracy anymore?

Nominated by: Titslapper

The Chlcot Report. You couldn’t make it up!

Oh! Hang on! They just did…

Noinated by: Dioclese

Richard Branson [4]

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Richard Branson needs a cunting (AGAIN) because apparently that entitles twerp cunt ” has held secret talks with Theresa May in an effort to boost his plea for a second referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union (EU).”

Cunty cunt cunt cunt.

He sees himself as such an authority on the economy that only his opinion matters and he has told Mrs May Brexit would cause “long-term damage [to Britain’s economy”] that is on the verge of going beyond repair”.

What a self opinionated cunt of a man Branson is.

Sir cunty Bollocks also didn’t want the meeting interpreted as him offering support for Mrs May’s leadership bid, “although it was unclear whether he had also discussed his views on the referendum with any of the other four candidates for the Tory crown”
What a cunt faced cunt.

The entitled cunt then went on to attempt blackmail by saying “his company had cancelled a deal to acquire an unnamed UK-based company in the wake of the referendum result.”

He is such a cunt.

Nominated by: Kath

Fuck Richard Branson, the dumb cunt! I’m gonna illegally download all his company’s music just to spite the bastard.

He screwed over a lot of his own label’s musicians so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind because stealing and rebellion is so punk rock right Richard?

Nevermind the bollocks here’s Richard Branson the bellend!

Nominated by: Titslapper

Richard Branson is a fucking weird beard hypocrite.

A fucking tax exile who lives on his own private island, telling those of us who DO live here how to vote.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw