Bono [10]

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Now, we all think Bono is a cunt…
We all say Bono is a cunt…
We all know Bono is a cunt…

But this ubercunt has done the impossible: Bono is now an even bigger cunt than he was before… Hard to believe, I know… But he has now stuck his champagne socialist hooter into the Britan in/out of the EU debate….

All I can say is it is none of your business, Bono…. You fucking Irish bastard of a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

44 thoughts on “Bono [10]”

      • Ah, but, you can call him Dodgy Dave and after a bit of too and fro you are democratically evicted. Dennis should have gone with: Pig fucking, double dealing, tax evading li___ -untruth speaking cunt.

        British democracy is a ideologist cunt’s game.

  3. Gareth Thomas has died. Thought Paul Darrow shot the cunt in 1981.

    Blake’s 7 was fucking ace. Anyone who disagrees is a complete cunt.

      • “Blake’s 7 was fucking ace.”

        The first season was great but the 2nd season not so much, far from perfect then the show went downhill…. fast IMO. 3rd season had its moments but it was iffy.
        Still better then the Sci-Fi shite thats crapped out nowadays Theres some episodes on youtube(thankfully) too if it interests anyone https://youtu.be/DXDd1zO9F1I

      • I’d like to give a cunting to the Americanisms that have appeared in our language.
        It’s not “a season”, it’s a series.
        It’s not “on the road” it’s an away match.
        Can’t stand it and won’t let it continue….not on my watch Goddammit!

      • Tits…..I thank you for taking the time to explain the numeric differences regarding British and U.S. tv series and hope it doesn’t make you late for that hair splitters convention.

      • Avon was a top class cunt and a great character… And Jacqueline Pearce was well sexy as Servalan….

      • Glynis Barber in her jumpsuit, lovely stuff. The ending was quite disappointing, felt a bit tacked on to round it all up. And who needs ILM when you had Matt Irvine who could make anything out of a shampoo bottle and an airfix tiger tank kit.

    • Not me, the last series was a little “orf” but on the whole it was pretty good for its day and still stands up today. That Servalan character would have made a decent Bond villainess too…

      • saw her in an old avengers rerun a while back, i think she’d have made a decent laptop too

    • This cunt piped up last year regarding the refugee crisis. Waffled on a bit, but never mentioned that occupancy rates at his luxury Dublin hotel are rarely one hundred percent.
      Why does the Pope of cunts think he can find an answer to the world’s problems. This cunt couldn’t find his back pocket with both hands. The cunt.

  5. He suggested to Congress in The States that we fight ISIS with laughter, not guns and bombs. What a peerless cunt.

      • “He suggested to Congress in The States that we fight ISIS with laughter, not guns and bombs. What a peerless cunt.”

        Now hang on he has a point lets give the bugger what he wants. We’ll send him to ISIS and he can do standup comedy with ISIS! laughs all around I’m sure he’ll get through to them they have so much in common lol

      • Apparently he thinks we should send in Sacha Baron Cohen to make them laugh themselves to death!

        Apart from the fact Cohen ain’t funny, what sort of arsehole suggests we send a Jewish comedian to entertain Islamic extremists? Well – Bono of course! Still, I suppose laughing your head off makes a change from having it chopped off.

        FYI the cunt is called Bono because it’s short for the Italian ‘bono voce‘ which means ‘good voice‘. Ironic , if you think about it as the cunt can’t sing…

      • wtf – the septic’s congress let him address them, i know most of them are corrupt but do you think bono slipped them a grand each or something?

      • Staggering that the US legislature is of such a low standard that they let a cunt like Bono address them. I have just told him to fuck off. Who the hell does he think he is, the arrogant bastard?!!!

    • Why did no cunt point out to him that thats exactly what Charlie Hebdo did and look what happened. The sychophantic fools all laughed along with the little short arsed, fake,fraud, charlatan, tax avoiding, hypocritical, cunt.

  6. I hate this fucking prick, every time he opens his gob it boils my piss.
    The worrying thing is that there’s a lot of thicko’s out there of voting age
    who will listen to the festering cunt. If too many of em vote then it looks
    like we’re properly fucked. Time somebody shot the fucking bastard.

    • For a “man” who has apparently made a more than decent living telling US to hand over our money, he has been very creative indeed in ensuring that neither the “poor starving/refugees/charidees” see anything more than the absolute minimum possible of his…

    • i expect someone less apathetic than me will start a petition to disenfranchise the cunt’s fans

  7. I have no envy of cunts with money, whether it was earned or inherited. That said I cannot stand said cunts when they implore skint cunts such as myself to dig deep and donate what little dosh I have, or accommodate other cunts from around the world who will compete with me for the meagre work we have locally. Fuck off Bono, fuck right off you fucking pile of twat, and take the rest of your “well meaning” cunt posse with you. CUNT!

    • much ‘charity’ is a way rich people get out paying their fair share of taxes to the state by playing on the heartstrings of the fearful, naive and generous.

  8. I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised this twat has stuck his nose into matters which do not concern him. I really liked early U2. War and The Unforgettable Fire are fine albums. I should have seen the writing on the wall when I saw the posters for The Joshua Tree in my local record shops in Leicester back in ’87. The posters read, “Released to the world” followed by whatever the release date was. I remember thinking at the time how fucking arrogant was that? Little did I know that by the time Rattle and Hum came out, Bonio would have become a fully fledged cunt of massive proportions and let’s be honest, he hasn’t looked back.

    I’ll be honest, like a tool I stuck with them for a few more albums but I gave up after All That You Can’t Leave Behind. That was seriously shite and sounded like a once decent band completely bereft of ideas or creativity. Doesn’t help when the lead singer is an industrial strength cunt.

  9. Plus, 13 studio albums in 36 years clearly shows the mick’s work ethic. Cunt.

    • Exactly they aren’t even good albums your average (2 record) indie artist has better songs then this paddy self absorbed cunt. Any cunt who names themselves Bono is a mong, it should be Boner or Bonehead but the judge knew he had a hard time spelling his destined name Bellend Boner.

      “The posters read, “Released to the world” followed by whatever the release date was”
      It actually said that? Hahaha guess that was the year he declared himself god of the world . I bloody hate Bono he is a absolute self congratulatory cunt and I intoxicate myself frequently to forget who these cunts are.

  10. Bonio is the cunt’s cunt. Every bone of his diminutive body is steeped in cuntitude. Cunting’s too good for the cunt.

  11. Bono is the epitome of a cunt.

    He flies around the world in his Gulfstream, presumably because he doesn’t want to encounter the rest of us, spouting green socialist shit about how we can and should all be better people by being kinder to the planet – look for clues you talentless midget cunt.

    He’s from the Republic of Ireland, he doesn’t have a dog in this fight, so he can fuck off and swallow his own cock.

    The sooner he takes the controls of his own ‘plane in those cuntish specs the better, with any luck he’ll fly it into the first mountain he (doesn’t see) and do us all a favour.

  12. Bit after the event I know but Bonio and his tramp cunt mate Gobdorf did a real good job for the (now) Remoaners didn’t they.
    What the fuck a pair of talentless foreign cunts had to do with our referendum I don’t know.
    Just a pity they were not on the same boat which then sank with all hands lost.
    Pair of massive cunts

  13. U2 is music for middle-aged French couples and anyone else who doesn’t actually like music, they just have a few mouldy albums for show in case anyone comes round (which they usually don’t). Other county bands in the same cuntegory are: Coldplay, the Lightning Seeds, Maroon 5, can’t even be bothered to finish the list, too depressing… Faux-alt shite. Cunts, one and all!

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