Actors

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I would like to cunt actors.

More to the point, the ones that truly think they are the characters they play.

Examples are the Cunt that is Hugh Bonneville, thinking he is an Earl, another is the russian bint honestly thinking she is the queen, Fat Cunt Cordon being the fat cunt he was on Gavin and Stacey, Most ex Bonds actors truly thinking they now are James Bond, Ross Kemp and Danny Dyer both being a bigger cunts than they orginally played on TV but of the same persona.

The list can go on, but they all and up as one. A total bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Je suis cunt

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In fraternal solidarity with our froggy friends and belgie brothers (what a shite hole orf a country)

So boom goes Belgium, the land orf horsemeat and paedos (live long enough and some wishes do come true). Now the bastard Belgies were renowned for running one orf the worst colonial shows in bloody Africa right up to the 60’s, the Congo, and that is saying something. Even trumped the french johnnies for mindless barbarity but then those glorified froggy cunts are still at it. Worth reminding ourselves that the French still actually have colonies or as they like to term it “colonial relationships” http://www.siliconafrica.com/france-colonial-tax/ and were renowned for their sadistic rule and involvement in the slave trade.

Point is Monsewer Froggy is still coining it from the muslim areas “overseen” by La Belle France and has a natural floating pissed orf muslim population hence the little spot orf recent bother. Brother Belgie orn the other hand has had little to do with our Muslim friends. So why the joyful choruses orf Allahu Akbar resounding from Brussels as their bollocks hit the floor and their brains decorate the ceiling? Why a heady mix orf post colonial guilt and ultra PCdom me dears. A reverse colonisation inviting in any number orf muslim psychos supported by social fund euros resulting in a pressure cooker orf resentment, blame and entitlement which is destined to ahem, explode.

Not to forget Meinheer Dutch Johnny who has a liberal quantity orf same guilt for same reasons. Any orf you cunters who have dropped their bollocks will remember the early mid sixties as a time orf colonial twilights and bloody savagery. Congo, Brazzaville, Algeria oh and the froggies started orf the Vietnam show. Soldier orf Fortune days and a number orf good mates chose to go out that way, one last hurrah. Stupid cunts.

If I may quote from the Spectator “From Lille in the south, via Brussels, Antwerp, The Hague all the way to Rotterdam, whole towns and suburbs have Muslim populations in excess of 40 per cent.”

Fuck me. Va va voooom and try and catch yer bollocks. Glad I’ve still got me old tin hat.

( Nice touch to feature a photo orf yours truly donchathink? Shows I care… )

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Social Media

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Social Media is fucking arse wank.

The home of the delusional narcissists who believe they are ‘celebrities’
If I wanted to look at pictures of cats I would watch channel 5’s ‘whats cats do’, if I wanted to look at deranged selfies I would watch porn and if I wanted to look at pictures of children I would go see Jimmy Savile.

The Internet is fucking shite, a breeding ground for narcissists, the easily offended and whinging warriors. Their point of view is right and if you don’t agree then you are a cunt, allegedly!

Fuck Twitter, fuck Facebook and certainly fuck Youtube & Google.

Apparently captain capacious arsehole (Stephen Fry) has deleted his twitter after getting some abuse, good! Instead of receiving plaudits, adulation and the attention of sycophants he has received some critical feedback, and the raging arse bandit does not like it, so he deleted his Twitter in a spat in the hopes everyone rallies around in sympathy asking him to come back..Fuck off I say, slit your wrists and do the world a favour, Twitter could do without you promoting your debauched bum sex, your latest TV show (at license fees payers expense) or your incessant advertising for Apple.

Nominated by: Boaby

Modern parenting [2]

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Modern kids and modern parents are cunts….

I was in town today on my dinner hour and I saw this little fucker basically acting up and being a pain in the arse like a complete cunt… His mother just said casually, ‘Curtis, stop!’ (what sort of cunt calls a boy Curtis anyway?)… No hint of authority or discipline about it… Little sod kept acting up, so she nodded to his father… Daddy also was far from commanding and threatening, and he also said casually,’Curtis, not good!’ That’s really going to make him behave, isn’t it? What the little turd needed was a great big fucking slap…

Kids are uncontrollable because parents can’t (or won’t) control them… And these unpleasant little cunts will become unpleasant big adult cunts… Another reason why future society is fucked…

Nominated by: Norman