Hugh Bonneville


Hugh Bonneville should join Nighy in Yorkshire and Cumbria. He’s another luvvie cunt who’s started handing out the begging bowl.

“How is it possible that in the twenty first century, we’re still images like this”? he asks. I have a better question Hugh, how is it possible that in the twenty first century, multi millionaires like you have the brass neck to ask people who actually work for a living to give money to charities that have spent THIRTY years in Africa doing FUCK ALL but waste the money we’ve ALREADY given?

How much have you luvvie cunts given Hugh? If you’d all given a couple of million each, you would haven’t needed to make those adverts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

32 thoughts on “Hugh Bonneville

  1. Astute cunting Sir.

    Yes let me watch another ‘plea’ from multi millionaire pop stars, film stars and entrepreneurs asking (us) me for £2.00 a month for an African etc population that despite disease, famine and very little clean water still manage to find time to reproduce like rabbits bringing yet another generation they can’t look after into the world.

    I don’t like seeing children of any race suffering but will not be guilt tripped into giving money to enable the problem! The answer to these poor unfortunates living conditions is not my or anyone else’s £2.00 a month, the solution lies a lot deeper sadly!

  2. You never hear these beggars suggesting that the chief execs of these dubious charities might show some humility by, say, taking a small cut in their own inflation busting pay packages. Are they really worth 6 figure sums for flood-posting pensioners, prosecuting fox hunts, contesting wills in court (the most heinous of all their crooked pratices) or clogging up high streets with ‘have you got a minute mate’ chuggers. No, I haven’t got a minute, fuck right off.
    The Oxfam goat and chicken scheme said it all – the poor destitute recipients ate them, brilliant bit of forward thinking there by the blue sky wankers. Many moons ago a friend I the RSPCA told me to give directly to the nearest rescue centre/shelter. That way it stays in the branch to help the dawgs, moggies and fluffy bunnies and not a penny goes to HQ to pay the chauffeur or for fine dining.
    These parasites could teach the bankers some new tricks.

  3. I’d like to nominate Emma Thompson for a cunting. She had this to say on the in/out European union referendum, firstly describing the UK as:

    “a tiny little cloud-bolted, rainy corner of sort-of Europe … a cake-filled misery-laden grey old island”

    she continued:

    “I feel European even though I live in Great Britain, and in Scotland as well. So of course I’m going to vote to stay in Europe. Are you kidding? Oh my God, of course. It would be madness not to. It’s a crazy idea not to. We should be taking down borders, not putting them up.”

    I wonder where she lives? Do you suppose it’s an area that is likely to be swamped with immigrants coming from open-bordered suicidal Europe or in some very affluent place where all the faces are white? Fucking hypocrite.

    • Well done Serena I was gonna cunt the marxist feminist bint but I’ve been busy.

      Emma Thompson is a champagne socialist let them eat cake cuntface if she practiced what she’d preached it would be different. She’s the real racist “We have to open our door to more refugees. The idea of 30,000 people in Calais who have been through unspeakable things makes me feel very ashamed,” Thompson said last September”.
      You should feel ashamed you contribute fuck all to society aside from your god awful films. She also lives in a posh gated community surrounded by other millionaire cunts she doesn’t have a clue about culturally enriched neighborhoods with drug dealing scum and paki-paedo gangs from hell.

    • I cunted her and her dipshit husband, Greg Wise a few months back. Twats like her though cannot be cunted enough. Left wing actors and actresses only ever sound intelligent when they’re saying someone else’s words. Michael Gambon should be cunted for the same. Another pro-EU dickhead.

      The only reason they want us to stay in the EU, is because Blair’s open door immigration policy would expanded until our island sank. They actually WANT us to literally take in MILLIONS of fucking foreigners.

    • Read a few lines about her pro Europe utterings, went out and Sjamboked a kit bag stuffed full of old clothes for 20 mins felt much better afterwards. Emma you are the most atrocious cunt, as you age your cuntishness increases logarithmically. What have we done to deserve you? you are a rich actor thats all; can you not just drink, take vast amounts of drugs etc like most of the other luvvies and act the cunt in the West End.
      I am totally up for more borders if they will keep you out you cunt. Thinking, I could have donated those old clothes to Oxfam or something. Anyway must dash got some home visits to do.

    • Same as all the political types who constantly bang on about the “positive contribution” of immigration. While residing in Hampstead or a quaint fucking village in the Chilterns. I doubt many ethnic minorities live on Downing Street, so the slimy rat cunts that do live there are the last people I’d trust with immigration policy!

  4. Interesting that The Mail has one orf its obsessions about pig cheeked Hughie boy. They seem to keep hinting that he might be a wooftah. I wonder why?

  5. Whilst on the subject of TV slebs and all that bollocks may I respectfully suggest that the BBC is due an almighty cunting after the One Show’s shameless and shameful half hour plug tonight for the shit that was BBC3.
    It was an atrocious spin revolving around the whopping lie that BBC3 was being moved and was therefore innovative in becoming the first channel to go exclusively online.
    What utter horseshit. It’s shit, why else move it into some digital back passage where nobody will give a toss. What minuscule bits of interest it used to have got flushed away years ago and it became a closet for endless Top Gear repeats and a megaphone for that talentless twat Stacey Doodah ( and she’s made her accent very Albert Square for someone from Luton,perhaps that’s for the best). With luck she’ll get massacred by some Nicaraguan sniper next time she starts wandering around crack dens with no bra on, not that it has anything to support inher case.
    Bye bye BBC3, nobody will notice and reports of your demise are much lauded.

    • INDEED!
      The BBC wanking themselves over the fact they have cut an £85 million budget and a TV channel.
      THis is BBC pay tv by the back door, by putting BBC3 online they have pushed the burden of content delivery on to the consumer, the ISP subscribers.
      What will happen now is the ISP’s will increase prices meaning the plebs will pay for TV streaming.
      Pay TV BBC by the back door, the whole plan all along, turn the Internet in to a cable TV subscription service, and if it i is not subscription based then the consumers cover the cost of the bandwidth with higher fees for Internet access.

      This is why BT have the monopoly on the phone/broadband, the BBC have the monopoly on the TV/license fee and the BBC have used so much license fee payers money to get the government broadband roll-out scheme funded (a min of 2MB for every household by 2020)


  6. Modern kids and modern parents are cunts…. I was in town today on my dinner hour and I saw this little fucker basically acting up and being a pain in the arse like a complete cunt… His mother just said casually, ‘Curtis, stop!’ (what sort of cunt calls a boy Curtis anyway?)… No hint of authority or discipline about it… Little sod kept acting up, so she nodded to his father… Daddy also was far from commanding and threatening, and he also said casually,’Curtis, not good!’ That’s really going to make him behave, isn’t it? What the little turd needed was a great big fucking slap… Kids are uncontrollable because parents can’t (or won’t) control them… And these unpleasant little cunts will become unpleasant big adult cunts… Another reason why future society is fucked…

    • The modern way is negotiation. Fuck that, you don’t negotiate with a kid, especially one called Curtis, fucking hell what were they thinking at the baptismal font? They could have drowned the bugger there and then.
      Chamberlain thought negotiation was a good idea, look where that ended up.
      Never did me any harm having a board rubber thrown at me in class, improved one’s reflexes.
      And then all these modern family types wonder why kids are barred from some pubs, their rabid dogs probably behave better. Sorry they spoilt your day, wade in and give the cunt a backhander yourself next time.

    • I’m not even that old (I think), but even I reckon kids these days are cunts. And parents, fuck me there should be a licensing system for prospective parents! Rich, posh kids just get their arses kissed by fawning parents, poor kids are basically feral and totally lawless. We’re a fucked society, it’s an ugly future.

  7. Kayne west professional at being a untalented cunt and utter bellend wants more money but not just from anybody. He wants it from Mark Zuckerberg Mr.facebook cunt, zuckerberg is famous for stealing the idea for FB from two university students. Begging for money from a unscrupulous cunt like zuckerberg?.

    Fucking comedy gold quotes like “Also for anyone that has money they know the first rule is to use other people’s money.(Blimey unbelievable), “Mark Zuckerberg invest 1 billion dollars into Kanye West ideas”(he talks in 3rd person BTW) and “Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family but I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.” (Furs and houses for my fambly?!)

    Lol oh fuck I can’t breathe from laughing so hard by the way what beautiful ideas has this cunt brought to the world? The cunt has a billion dollar supermodel wife sells his shoes & MOCO music to wigger chav bellends and he still needs more money. Slavery was abolished for this?

    • If Kayne West wants money, then why doesn’t the lazy fucking cunt work for it, like the rest of us? After all, Kayne has a chosen vocation: professional nigger… He thrives on that shit and its made him enough dosh already….

      • I don’t know wether to laugh or cry at the news that half a million morons have pirated his latest ‘album’. And if his wife is a supermodel that makes my mother-in-law some sort of Boticelli, and she’s fucking dead.

      • Kayne West is a utter fuck trumpet he couldn’t come up with a original idea to save his life. Work? These are rappers they don’t work they spout off their cop killing propaganda and drug dealing bullshite with race baiting antics. Instruments? lol who needs them when you can sample a real artists music cause after all black people invented everything so stealing is okay.

      • I’d like to go on Dragons Den and pitch my idea for re starting the Guilottine business. Im sure lining up The Cuntdashians as an opening salvo would be good box office. Who’s in ?

      • It’d need to be a substantial weapon of mass destruction to lop her fucking head off. You’d have to get the physics right as her massive arse tilted up her torso, you’d want a clean cut to get it all over as fast as possible. Didn’t the krauts invent a more efficient version at some point?

      • Can’t think why he’d need auto tune unless that was an ironic use of the word in which case well said old sport. Either way it’s a fucking travesty of the genre of music, it’s miserable tunefarting masquerading as hip hop. It’s not hip for starters and we live in hope that one of his brethren will murder the twat in a hail of lead. I’ll crowdfund that anytime.

    • Here’s a beautiful idea for the world: Kanye West replacing Ving Rhames in ‘that scene’ from Pulp Fiction… (but Bruce Willis never turns up…)

  8. Poverty and hunger will only stop when there is stable and sane management of the economy in the country concerned and when likes of the IMF, World Bank, UN stop behaving like they’re running a golf club for their chums. There is money available to solve all these problems… staggering amounts of it… all in closely guarded coffers and controlled by people who wear suits, drive big cars and eat their fill. They would rather we all dipped in to our meagre coffers instead.

    Africa aside, whilst many of the problems in the middle east are centuries old, modern history has seen so called superpowers treated the world like a chess board, carving up territory, quick bombing, hearts and minds campaign and expect democracy to flourish.
    We don’t decide these things but our governments do, and their feeble attempts to clear up their mess is both morally bankrupt whilst infuriating an unwilling electorate who didn’t support these campaigns in the first place.
    It’s a disgrace that the public are then guilt-tripped into bailing out the world’s ‘elite’ and the mess they make, and even more so that rich celebrities are doing the dirty work, cynically no doubt in order to play on the fickle tendencies of shallow society.

  9. I’d just like to know how much this fat jowled, grinning, shit that doesn’t stink cunt, actually got paid for his contribution to whatever advert he was on?! Charity adverts are infuriating cunts in their own right, but the short of work “celebrities” on them should boil their cunting heads and fuck off! I think Ewan Mcregor was on one once, begging for clean water in Africa! Cheeky cunt.

  10. I would like to cunt actors.

    More to the point, the ones that truly think they are the characters they play.

    Examples are the Cunt that is Hugh Bonneville, thinking he is an Earl, another is the russian bint honestly thinking she is the queen, Fat Cunt Cordon being the fat cunt he was on Gavin and Stacey, Most ex Bonds actors truly thinking they now are James Bond, Ross Kemp and Danny Dyer both being a bigger cunts than they orginally played on TV but of the same persona.

    The list can go on, but they all and up as one. A total bunch of cunts.

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