Hugh Bonneville


Hugh Bonneville should join Nighy in Yorkshire and Cumbria. He’s another luvvie cunt who’s started handing out the begging bowl.

“How is it possible that in the twenty first century, we’re still images like this”? he asks. I have a better question Hugh, how is it possible that in the twenty first century, multi millionaires like you have the brass neck to ask people who actually work for a living to give money to charities that have spent THIRTY years in Africa doing FUCK ALL but waste the money we’ve ALREADY given?

How much have you luvvie cunts given Hugh? If you’d all given a couple of million each, you would haven’t needed to make those adverts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw


Hugh Bonneville may or may not allegedly be a married-with-kid injunction-seeking sloppy seconds cunt.

David Threlfall who plays that bloke on Shameless. Really? Trousers, man. Zip.

Ewan McGregor is a cunt regardless of any added and alleged dick-waving activities.

On a totally unrelated point (for legal reasons), would you go with hooker Helen Wood after she’s been with Wayne Rooney?

Okay, fair answer…
Nominated by The Hon. Mr Justice Eady