Yanks

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Don’t get me started on those fucking Yanks!

Gotta love the fact they have a World Series (Baseball) but as far as I know it is only for US & Canadian teams, fucking cunts.

And they always go on about VIP’s (very important player) and Hall Of Famers.

The US are the biggest shower of cunts on the planet

Nominated by: Boaby

Some Yanks are alright – but not the ones who start up their cars by remote control under my bedroom window at 5:15 am and then fuck off back inside to finish their coffee while the engine warms up.

The cunts don’t even live here. They work at the local airbase and rent our houses thereby pricing the locals out of the market

Why can’t they just fuck off back to their own country? If they behaved like that back home, some cunt would shoot them…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Christmas Adverts

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I’d like to cunt xmas fucking adverts, fuck off! Especially as they start towards the end of October.

Cliche after fucking cliche portraying a fucking fantasy that exists only in the heads of the fucking idiots who make them. Anyone’s Xmas is bound the be an anti -climax after enduring 8 weeks of the mind numbing shiite.

I noticed this year they are trying to big up Easter now – and as for halloween: Fuck off!

Nominated by: Ozymandias

Miners

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Sorry, I come from a mining area and can report that a great many miners, all good NUM members were in fact fucking cunts. Greedy, self centered me me me fucking cunts.

Not the salt of the Earth, dignity of honest labour type working class heroes of popular revisionist myth but rather thick as shit violent cunts who made going out for a beer a fucking trial by combat in the early 1980s.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Political correctness [2]

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Gone are the days when you could proudly announce that you were going out for a Chinky after work.

The local corner shop was the Paki shop and you would get your hair cut by the Wops up the high street.
The Wogs ran the local fish and chip shop.

Nobody took offence, people were respectful and everyone got along just fine, more or less.
The PC cunts ruined it by inventing things to be offended about to suit their own cause.

Once you control how people speak, you control the way people think.

Cultural marxist cunts!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Internet Porn

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Internet Porn deserves a damn cunting, I am old enough to remember the days when finding Porn on the Internet took all evening, 3 hours spent finding and downloading a video for free which looked half wank-worthy.

Even just browsing pictures took forever, waiting for the picture to display pixel by pixel!
Fast forward to today, fucking porn everywhere, petabytes of it in every deranged form you can imagine.

There’s a niche for everyone:

Looking for hairy Latina girls in glasses being bummed by Mexican immigrants? – You got it! sign-up today

Enjoy watching a woman crap honey out of her arse whilst dressed as Lois from Family Guy? – You got it! sign-up today

Can you only get off to lesbians masturbating for money whilst complaining about womens rights? – You got it! sign-up today

Fucking Internet Porn, it all blends in to one sea of shit and thus, deserves a cunting

Nominated by : Boaby