Don’t get me started on those fucking Yanks!

Gotta love the fact they have a World Series (Baseball) but as far as I know it is only for US & Canadian teams, fucking cunts.

And they always go on about VIP’s (very important player) and Hall Of Famers.

The US are the biggest shower of cunts on the planet

Nominated by: Boaby

Some Yanks are alright – but not the ones who start up their cars by remote control under my bedroom window at 5:15 am and then fuck off back inside to finish their coffee while the engine warms up.

The cunts don’t even live here. They work at the local airbase and rent our houses thereby pricing the locals out of the market

Why can’t they just fuck off back to their own country? If they behaved like that back home, some cunt would shoot them…

Nominated by: Dioclese

22 thoughts on “Yanks

  1. On my many visits to the US I have always found your average septic to be genuinely warm, friendly and hospitable. I’ve also worked with many of the cunts and can report that some ( but by no means all ) are among the smartest people I have ever met.

    Its just such a fucking shame they keep electing shit bag cunts into power. The warmongering corporate whores really do think they own the fucking place. Don’t take my word for it, the Project for the new American century was an influential Washington think tank set up in 1997 by such notable cunts as Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz all of whom went on to serve in the Bush administration. They stated “American leadership is good both for America and for the world,” Although it closed down in 2006 it’s policies and core values still shape US foreign policy to this day and is in no small part the cause of millions of deaths and untold suffering. Fuck off you cunts and keep your snouts out of other peoples business.

    • When you meet them abroad you can always tell the well travelled yank from the ‘virgin’ traveller. Definitely different beasts altogether…

      I’ve nothing against Yanks – I just want them to take their air bases home and defend freedom’s future in their country not mine!

  2. There are some brilliant Americans ……… sadly they are vastly outnumbered by the idiots who appear to make up the majority.
    If I had a time machine I would go back with some serious surface to surface hardware and sink any ship appearing on the horizon to the east, the Puritans should never have been allowed to contaminate the world.

  3. Anyone else noticed that it’s normally the right-on lefties who seem to hate the Americans the most? These people would shit their pants in apoplectic rage if you suggested to them that certain parts of the global community are not terribly good, and yet will lay into the Yanks with a fervour that makes Mugabe look pretty laid-back.

    • No you are right, anyone who criticises the US in any way must be a leftie in the old hegemonic war between Red and Blue that has been raging since the overthrow of the Tzar back in 1917. Heaven forbid we should question the bastions of right who, with “…. God on our side ….”, could sustain the destruction of war far from their own clear blue skies in the name of freedom and democracy for the last eighty years.
      It shouldn’t be long now before Turkey is inflamed in the passion of war that will re-ignite the Ukraine and burn the earth across Europe all the way to the Atlantic ocean. The coffers of Wall Street will gorge themselves on the fruits as they did in the early nineteen forties with scant regard for the millions lost and their own sacrificed, for profit.
      Let’s hope we survive to wave the flag.

  4. Religious maniacs are dangerous, and American christians are almost as bad as muslim extremists. My brother-in-law is one, so I’ve got first-hand experience. Each and every one of them, no matter what they tell you, is only devout as far as it suits them. Hypocritical cunts.

    • Most accurate post yet. I tangled with one of those cunts on another site, a more judgemental, pious bible bashing twat you are unlikely to find. I had a friend who was a profile mod there and he sent me the details of how he had been sending naked selfies of himself to some Thai bint 40 years his younger!

      I posted a thread called ‘I hava sinndddaaaah’ about religious charlatans that have being caught out, televangelists like jim bakker, jimmy swaggart etc and loosely dropped a few hints about his pics, from him posting 20 times a day for 3 years hypocritical cunt disappeared overnight lol

    • I think he is talking about middle class champagne socialists from Islington, the type who are keen to stay within the EU as they have a house in Provence.

  5. I was working with a group of yanks after the slaughter of 28 people at a school in Connecticut, 20 of them first grade kids aged 6. Their reaction was “God damn it, we had better buy some more ammo when we get back home to protect ourselves from all the crazys” Yanks, even well educated otherwise reasonable human beings have a complete blind spot when it comes to guns and their connection to mass shootings. Isis are going to have their work cut out for them…..

    Incidentally, I knew there had been a mass shooting in a school when many kids got killed, but I wasn’t sure of the exact date and place or the exact numbers involved. As I always try to make my posts as accurate as I can I googled it. This is what I came up with, an entire Wikipedia page devoted to school shootings in the United States. Fucking scary!!


  6. The gung ho yanky cunts are also world class masters of the blue on blue friendly fire fuck up. Team America got the cunts down to a tee. Wankers.

  7. They are historic gun toting war criminals and responsible for all the shit in the world and the obesity epidemic, thanks to their mcfucknolds fucking star striped septics

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