Three or four blonde girls (invariably called Millie, Tilly and Lily) either hugging each other or jumping up in the air clutching their envelopes.
Come on you fucking cunts, show some originality – it’s not only posh blonde girls who take A levels!
Nominated by: Fred West
“I saw this wanker at a bar in Leicester showing of his new haircut”
“I said to him you should be wearing a pair of knickers on that. That haircut – your barber’s cut it like a cunt”
Sellars is a yank theatre and opera director who is considered somewhat “out there” by the pooftahs and face jobbed old cadavers that make up the artsy New Yorker elite. The cunt’s stock in trade is to set established productions in “cutting edge” locations. “Othello? Hey guys let’s drown Desdemona in a Hollywood swimming pool. So Sunset Boulevard. We could have a chorus of rent boys fart underwater. Cool or what?”
You get me drift.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
In the age of the internet and mobile phones, the illegal fuckers in our country can pass the message loud and clear that if you do get your feet on British soil, it is very unlikely that you will ever be deported, even if you are caught for stealing, raping or murdering.
It is an absolute and utter fucking disgrace that nothing substantive is ever done about it.
With the EU and the UN actively persuading European countries to accept more and more of these migrant cunts, because it is “honourable, decent, and compassionate”, do they not consider those same feelings for us poor natives whose countries are being systematically invaded?
The EU and the UN are in effect propping each other up. EU leaders are more concerned about what other leaders think than about the people they claim to represent.
Not enough people care to make a difference and the levers of power are firmly in the hands of those who wish us indigenous white British extinction.
When a society loses its patriotism it doesn’t become a fluffy, love everyone society it merely becomes the shit-manure in which another stronger culture takes hold and grows.
It very much looks as though not only does the government not care about our security, vis-à-vis the potential for jihady-terrorists and other dangerous migrant cunts arriving in the UK, but they don’t care about maintaining the welfare state, education and hospitals, all of which have been collapsing under the pressure of this increasing migrant invasion since the Blair government of 1997.
Anyone in the country illegally should immediately be sent back full stop. And fuck all your farsical international “human rights” excuses.
The government currently appears to have abandoned its responsibility here, and along with it the duty to protect its citizens from these criminal immigrant fuckers.
What we have, in effect, is a traitor government for immigrants paid for by British taxpayers.
Fuck you all British traitor government minister cunts. Fuck you all immigrant cunts.
Nominated by: Entopy
During the winter, thanks to our stupid anti-smoking laws, I have to stand outside in the snow and pissing rain to pursue my favourite pastime.
As soon as the weather improves, these cunts are in the beer garden with their spoilt, screaming brats and they assume they have some kind of right to complain as soon as I light up.Well, they can all fuck off because they’re cunts.
As soon as they can shut up their ill-mannered, selfish, noisy cunt offspring, I’ll put my ciggie out, but until then, they can fuck off and find somebody who might give a flying fuck about what they think. Cunts
Nominated by: little lord cuntleroy
Glastonbury, T In The Park, Latitude, Reading Festival, all fucking crap over-priced corporate shifests.
Pay £200 to pitch a tent in a field, listen to the most synthesized crap pop music, get charged £6 for a burger & £8 for a pint of Fosters, oh and of course if the Sun is shining pay another £15 for a hat from the scummy stall sellers and if you are in to New Age shite you are in luck, grab a Dreamcathcer for a mere £30.
Packed with scum, students, hippies, goths, hipsters and middle class middle aged arseholes.
I can think of no better a punishment to inflict on someone, not my idea of fun and a good way to spend £500+ on a weekend!
And of course, there is the fact some cunt will try to steal your tent or clothes and the usual violence
I’d rather go watch Peter Andre in concert, now there is a CUNT to rival Bono…
Nominated by: John Boy Bolton