The only reason she got a record contract is because she probably blew 20 guys probably executives and managers so she could infect shite music to the masses. I assure you her Muzak propaganda is worse than opium.
Supposedly her music sounds really good on MDMA though. (Just joking it still sounds like shite!)
Nominated by: Titslapper
Know an old cunt does a spot orf farming down Hastings way. On the road is the ferry port orf Newhaven (run by the fucking frogs) and close to it is an old army camp name orf Tide Mills. Crawling with wog cunts, tents, cooking fires ect which the local council pretend to know nothing orf. Other land owners report much the same thing. Where once there were Poles and Romanians and now that they are nicely housed, their camps have been taken over by the wog cunts.
What is Cameron doing about this liberty? Bugger all. All the cunt does is fuck orf orn holiday. Red mist rises. To think that this once great nation possessed Calais. Take the piss hole back again and let the Paras run it. Sort the cunts out. Flog orf all the flash motors with UK plates that the frogs have seized from the dodgy cunts fronting for the wog cunts. Sell hunting licences to yank dentists and let them patrol the tunnel. This side orf the Channel we have our shot guns ready.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
This two faced bastard deplores the evil English. Turns his back on its flag but still manages to live among the people he despises and feed his family with money depicting the Queen he so much hates. He lives within the realm of this self imagined dictator of hate to his bog trotting brethren. Did not have the balls to do it at home in front of his own fans against his mortal enemy, in case his bosses got upset and banned him for bigotry, which brings me to ask would he boycott the FA cup final if he was ever to reach it (because we play the National Anthem he hates.) I bet my bollocks he would not and his own self interest would rise to the surface .
Fuck off back to to where you come from mate,go fuck kids with priests,plant spuds with eyes in or make bombs! you CUNT…
Nominated by: Toryboy
Most of these money grabbing have gleefully accepted their ludicrously unjustified pay rise. Some of them have actually complained that a rise that will see their pay rise from £67,000 to £74,000, is not enough. One Tory, whose name I’ve forgotten, insists that MP’s are grossly underpaid and should be taking home £104,000. A small number of them, including Nicky Morgan, have announced that they will accept the rise, but donate the 10% to charity. So at least a handful are trying to do something with it..
My biggest issue with this pay rise, is the size of it. Ten percent is a fucking enormous amount of money to give someone as a pay rise. I wouldn’t mind if it were given to people who actually deserve it, firefighters, paramedics, nurses, military personnel, etc. Unfortunately, public service workers, have had their pay rises capped at ONE percent. As far as I’m concerned, MP’s are not essential to the everyday running of peoples lives. Nobody will die, nobody’s life will be at risk if we didn’t have MP’s. The country would not grind to a halt, our island would not be at risk of invasion.
As far as I can tell, our MP’s are a bunch of twats, who only in parliament because they would be completely shite in a real job. The spend most of their “working” week sat in a centuries old room pulling faces, shouting, and making childish noises and gestures at the MP’s on the opposite benches. Fuck me, you could teach a monkey to do that. So why do these ignorant, arrogant, immature, thieving arsewipes think they deserve a salary of £74,000? It’s an obscene amount to pay the likes of them.
I don’t normally support strikes. But the next time firefighters, nurses, or paramedics walk out in dispute over pay, I will be firmly behind them. It’s just a shame that military personnel can’t strike. There really would be chaos then.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Parapsychology – various colleges
David Beckham studies – Staffordshire University
Surfing Studies – Plymouth
Doctorate of Philosophy in Ufology – Melbourne University B
Queer Musicology – UCLA
Star Trek – Georgetown University in Washington
Computer Games – Abertay
Golf Management – University of Birmingham
What is the fucking point. I suppose with a degree in Beckham studies you’ll be well fitted for cleaning the public bogs. Star Trek: a degree but not as we know it. Parapsychology: Defeating a two hundred foot Pillsbury Dough Boy, or two Jags Prescott which are pretty much interchangeable.
To hell in a hand cart is where we are heading.
Cunting Hell!
Nominated by: King Cnut