Monthly Archives: July 2015

Honey Boo Boo

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Fuck me. American Honey fucking Boo Boo and her (No. ‘its’) TLC reality TV show grotesque fat turd paedo nonce loving excuse for a mother. I suppose empty headed American morons like watching and following “reality TV” featuring obnoxious depraved and obese family people such as this fat Boo Hoo or ‘Mama June’ with their slabs of lard performing kiddie sprogs. There again MOST Americans are overweight, obnoxious and depraved.

The only way I could cunt this fat arsed Boo Boo lot is to spit in their faces with contempt if I ever had the misfortune of them passing by me in the street.

Nominated by: Entopy

Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June, thats her name. Doesn’t she look like jabba the hutt if somebody does a cunting, do a side by side pic of jabba the hutt and ‘mama june’.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Your wish is my command…
Mama Jabba

Security stewards

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Jobsworth security stewards are cunts….

These minimum wage monkeys in high visibility jackets are pig ignorant, power mad wankers… Little Hitler syndrome isn’t in it…. At Old Trafford these cunts are the scum of the earth…. Throwing people out for singing, standing up or bringing in flags (unless you’re the untouchable Glazer stooge cunt, Tufty, with your crappy and tasteless ‘official’ banners: like that dreadful ‘Chosen One’ monstrosity for Moyes)…. These cunts even stopped an elderly away fan bringing in his crutches…

But these bastards are everywhere these days…. Acting like the Gestapo on crack if a player celebrates a goal with the fans… Wading in as if Jack Kennedy has been shot for a second time… These thugs also throw a fit if someone dances a little jig at a concert… I know Elton John can be a cunt, but he was right to bollock one of these steward Nazis when they got tough with a fan dancing at one of his gigs…. These power mad twats using the health and safety crap to get up to all sorts of nastiness need a good kicking… I never thought I’d say this, but I would rather go back to when the cozzers did matchday security….

Nominated by: Norman

Barbara Windsor [3]

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I know that most people consider Barbara Windsor a ‘national treasure’, but most people are fucking wrong. What she is, is an annoying, talentless, mockney shitbag, with all the charm, wit and charisma of a rotting corpse. She ruined ever Carry On film she was in with her shite acting and her annoying laugh. And will fucking despise the bitch to my dying day because of that. What the fuck did Sid James see in her?

I’ve never watched Eastenders, so she really didn’t get on my nerves during tenure on that show. But she annoys me greatly in those shitty Jackpot Joy adverts. On their own they’re bad enough, but with this ancient harpy in them they take shite down to a whole new level. Since the ridiculous twat shows no signs of pegging out any time soon, I have no choice but to nominate her for a cunting.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Lord Sewel

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Well bugger me butler. Back to the good old days me dears. A bit orf proper sleaze again at last. Hoise orf Lords, establishment, Labour Peer, snorting cocaine whilst consorting with prozzies and getting filmed. Swinging sixties never went away.

John Sewel (otherwise known as Lord Coke) has been caught at it and had to resign. Waiting for the commie espionage connection to emerge for this former Blair brown noser. Happy days!

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Hashtags

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I bloody hate hashtags, another tool of the feminist devil and the PC thought police.

Nothing good has came out of Twatter or Fumbler.

Now excuse me gents as I have day filled with Hashish, Fart Porn, Video Games and Music. You raping bastards will never understand how difficult my life is.

Nominated by: Titslapper