Blinging up Baby

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Whilst it was I suppose inevitable that the child beauty pageant shite managed to invade the UK, this latest fad by what I can only assume are retarded women who have never grown out of their own childhood and to whom, a child is merely a doll substitute. ‘Blinging up Baby’ brings TV to a new low.

Having watched a series of these morons bleating about how they would starve to afford little Milan ( who the fuck calls their child Milan?) to possess that latest Gucci bag ( a 9 month old ), to the unemployed single mother, who spends half her bloody dole money to dress her kid up in designer clothes. I truly wonder at the level of stupidity.

One gem was in hearing how they really wanted to groom their kids for exposure on social media. Guess what girls, so do all the bloody paedos on the internet!

Witless bitches.

Nominated by: Lez

Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari

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I wish to nominate Saudi Arabian “cleric” (and, I presume, owner of a micropenis) Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari as a complete cunt.

This twat reckons he knows more about cosmology than Copernicus, Galileo and Newton – just because he’s read the book of fairy tales attributed to semi-historical paedophile, desert bandit and all-round wankstain Mohammad.

Watch this link – his explanation of flying to China is unintentionally hilarious. The Neolithic folks who built Stonehenge knew more the workings of the universe than this cocksucker, thousands of fucking years before the Koran dribbled out of the ass of the (presumably pre-pubescent) camel Mo was fucking because the girls at the local kindergarten were already being humped by his fellow beard wearers.

Nominated by: Cunts Mate Cunt

Fucking stupid messages

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What the fuck is it with people who are too thick to know that they are writing bollocks?

For example : “An unexpected error has occurred” WTF! Which fucking error were you expecting then, you twat!!!

Here’s another : “This page has been deliberately left blank” Has it buggery! You just wrote “This page has been deliberately left blank” on it!

You cunts are just unexpectedly thick! Oh, hang on! No you’re not because I expected it. Cunts!

Nominated by : Dioclese