Wales

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What the fuck has Wales ever given the world?

The Scotch can possibly claim various deep-fried foods. The Welsh? Fucking seaweed.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater

The Muller Rice Bear

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The cunt in the Muller Rice bear suit and whoever thought that shit up need immediate ISIS-angry execution. Absolute dog shit. You can imagine the fucking fresh-out-of-uni chinless cunts in marketing, “Ya guys, do you remember Vanilla Ice!?? Ya, hashtag retro. hyuck, hycuk, hycuk!”

How that fucking idea got processed through the cunts brain and out of their mouth is beyond me, let alone past numerous adults involved in the production of the advert. Why didn’t someone with half a head stick their hand up on the set and say “Hang on, this appears to be complete, mindless wank of the first degree. What the fuck has this got to do with fucking yogurt?

Get the cunt off my fucking screen!

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Awesome people

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I would like to nominate anyone who uses the word, ” awesome ” as a prize cunt. What happened to wow, well done, splendid. In other words people don’t have the capacity between their ears to think and then deliver an original response to any achievement

Nominated by: Lord Cunt of Stoke on Trent

Tax avoidance clampdowns

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I nominate any politician that claims they will raise money by ‘Clamping down on tax avoidance and tax evasion’.

Funny how this only becomes an issue at election time. Why the fuck are they not ‘Clamping down’ already? Every flippin’ election we hear this care-worn, means-nothing platitude. (Or is that an Australian marsupial?) What do these people do between elections? Not clamp down on tax evasion.? It makes me so angry I could throw the phone down.

Cunts, that’s what they are.

Nominated by: Fleaboy