Clad in budgie smugglers, gaudy dayglo lycra tops, avacado helmets and rainbow glasses, they look for all the world like a pack of neon-nazis (which they are).
When enough of the pack have assembled, usually around the busiest time on the road, they fly off into the traffic and create a defence formation that Pardew could only dream of. Often five abreast to prevent anyone overtaking them, they will then proceed at a sedate pace creating a build up of pissed off motorists behind them. God help anyone who encounters them on a B road, expect scratches to your paintwork as they undertake you. Cream one of them, whilst trying to avoid driving into a ditch and they will always ensure there are plenty of witnesses to say it was your fault.
Don’t even think of getting out into the countryside to avoid them, guaranteed that a whole hive of them will apppear out of nowhere and force you off the road.
All in all, a bunch of selfish cunts.
Nominated by: Toadspanker
Cyclists are fascist cunts. Perve cunts at that squeezed into lycra shorts and a nice line orf road shite up the arse. Can feel me twelve bore itching…..
Exactly, shoot the blaggards Sir Stoke and claim they were worrying your sheep. hang a few of them on the boundary fence like caught moles for the crows to peck at.
Good idea ! They’re a fucking nuisance, mind you just a couple of months ago I was stuck behind a lady cyclist with one of the nicest arses I’ve seen, I could have followed her for miles. But apart from that.
Shoot the bastards !