Event junkies

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All the ballbags who rushed to buy dried up Kate Bush tickets in fifteen minutes.
The wankers who go to see the likes of Miranda Hart.

What the fuck! Sad, ‘desperate to be seen at the big event’ cunts.

Kill em all.

Nominated by: Dan

Oscar Pistorius

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Old Pisso on trial now endlessly clogging up the 24 hour news channels. Every sympathy for legless cunts. Old soldier – managed to hang on to me bollocks during war service (many didn’t) then on civvy street took a position fronting an outfit flogging Thalidomide to the liberated fillies of the swinging sixties.

I short I know me cripples. Crippled outside, crippled inside. Chip on the shoulder cunts with a deep hatred of society. What sick cunt stockpiles large calibre high velocity fragmentation ammo designed to burst apart on impact to cause irreparable damage to the vital organs? Then fires multiple bursts of same at his girlfriend (a rather fit looking filly at that) on the khazi? In short if one takes it in the head it minces one’s brains and also blows one’s arse orf.

We are then treated to continual snivelling, fake tears and rent-a-quote apologies to her nearest and dearest in a gutless South Efrican eccent from the cunt on trial. Hang the cunt My Lady.

Intrigued by the cunt’s ammo though. Must try to track some down. Just the ticket for the foxes and badgers infesting me land. …Aha! Here we have it from the Los Angeles Times:

Pistorius fired Winchester Ranger bullets of the same basic design as Black Talon rounds. The latter are controversial because they produce jagged metal talons as they travel through the target’s body, raking through organs and maximizing injury and blood loss. Winchester announced in 1993 it was withdrawing Black Talon bullets from sale after public outcry over their use in two high-profile mass shootings.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Barbara Windsor [2]

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Babs Windsor is an old gorblimey slag, and she was never sexy even in her younger days (Angie Douglas and Valerie Leon were the sexy ones from the Carry On films!).

Dear old Babs also bigs up those murdering Kray Twins cunts at every opportunity… She also claims that she slept with one of them… Was it the one who went in Broadmoor? That would explain a lot…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

( And she was shit in Eastenders too! Ed. )

Neil Oliver

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Ugly ageing long haired gimlet eyed jocko presenter cunt to be seen fronting things historical and fanatically pro-jocko.

Precisely the type of cunt me forebears would have had stretched upon the rack and put to the question for a few days. Then slit his belly and have him paraded around his home town clutching his own guts before adjourning to the nearest gibbet and hanging him slowly for the amusement of the populace and to the distress of his loved ones.

On his tortured demise his nearest and dearest would be accorded the privilege of cutting the cunt down before the regimental hounds were set upon his entrails. The cunt’s relatives could then purchase the remains of his carcase for five shillings (in retrospect a mistake to be so merciful) and allowed to consign it to an unmarked grave. Example made.

English rule at its finest.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke