A special Christmas nomination for a true Christian…
Pastor Fred Phelps leader of the Westbro Baptist church Kansas. For true arrogance and prime cuntishness, this bible bashing little cunt tops my bill
Nominated by: Toadspanker
Monthly Archives: December 2013
Jesus Christ [2]
Jesus Christ, Super Cunt
Nominated by: Lulubell
Jesus Christ – the cause of more wars and suffering than any other person ever born, so let’s celebrate his birth!
Nominated by: Xmas_Turkey
( Happy Christmas to all our readers! Ed. )
Santa Claus
Santa Claus is a cunt and I can prove it.
(1) I asked for a bike and a iPad. He sent me a fucking cowboy outfit and some lego.
(2) He gives all the most expensive presents to the wealthy households.
(3) He exploits elfs. The poor fuckers don’t even get the minimum wage.
(4) Last year I caught him sneaking into Daddy’s room and shagging Mummy.
(5) I don’t like what he got up to when he sat my kid sister on his lap.
And Santa is an anagram of Satan so that proves he’s an evil cunt.
Nominated by: MiniDioclese
Every year I write to Santa, asking him to bring Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu to my house to take turns to sit on my face, and every year the bearded fat fucker ignores me. I’m starting to think the useless cunt doesn’t exist.
I want Santa cunted and I wanted Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen and the rest of the freaky flying reindeer turned into burgers.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Tulisa Contostavlos
The tard manikin talks like a black mammy from the hill farms of Jamaica – yet she has spent all her drug-addled life in London (being a manufactured pop star cunt after failing to earn anything as a proz).
Lucky for us – the cunt has been caught dealing class A drugs – so the big house beckons (and years of licking and fisting is her future)
Nominated by: Demigog
Scrounging single mothers
Single mothers who deliberately breed for benefits then let their feral fuckers run wild in the streets, as they sit in front of the telly in greasy sweat pants chain-smoking with their yellow fingers, and drinking gin made by Eastern-block peg-sellers are cunts!
The spawn of these single mothers have small heads, look like weasels, and think their job is raping old women and stabbing cats as they grow up.
Nominated by: Demigog