The Police

Posted on April 5, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The cunts give corruption a bad name. Ever thus of course. I recall the Soho Met scandals in the ‘60s and the “one bad apple” saga of our friends up North in the 70s. Every decade brings its signature scams as one generation sets the example for the next. And the cunts get to retire on full pension at 50 then straight on to double bubble and re-employment in another fat police job or consultancy.

Catch a villain? They would not know how. Too busy going on a course (but not on catching villains), taking a sabbatical or going sick and pulling a health and safety scam. Oh they can pull over my old Bentley after I’ve had a few sherberts just because the cunts don’t like the colour of my nose yet merrily wave past yahoo fuckcunts up to the eyeballs on chemicals. Or carloads of Romanian cuntbeggarthieves full of underage prostitutes. Their human rights be fucked.

Thing is old Gussie, the black sheep of the family, has never had an easier time of it. Can inject what he likes, can shag what he likes, can embezzle what he likes. His human rights donchaknow. Thinking about it Stoke family buggery has gone out of fashion rather. No need to pay off plod anymore. Family rights and all that. Bit of a bore.

The cunts have corrupted corruption.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Heston Bluementhal

Posted on April 4, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Snail porridge; Mock Turtle Soup, Pocket Watch and Toast Sandwich; Pommery Grain Mustard Ice Cream

“The tasting menu – please allow 3½ hours – £195 per person”

The Tracey Emin unmade bed school of cookery served with maximum bullshit at “The Fat Cunt” restaurant in Bray.

Heston Bluementhal….a cunt wot cooks.

FFS!

Nominated by : Dioclese

The Court of Appeal

Posted on April 3, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Lord Dyson, Lord Justice Richards and Lord Justice Elias; a complete and utter bunch of Appeal Court CUNTS.

Despite agreeing that Abu Cuntada is a danger to this fine country seemingly this is not a consideration under human rights legislation. So the rest of us law abiding people have to suffer possible terrorist attacks arranged by this cunt all because of these 3 fucking Senile old Cunts.

You bed wetting delusional fucktards!

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad

Max Keiser

Posted on April 2, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Max (short for Maxwell –that name rings a bell) Keiser, zombie faced freak eyed co-presenter (with his embalmed looking missus Stacy Herbert) of the Keiser Report for Russia Today. This failed actor and commie mouthpiece cunt yank ex stockbroker and journalist looks like he is wearing Harriet Harman’s muff on his head. How he likes to toe the party line.

Keiser is the modern TV equivalent of Radio Tirana celebrated for its cold war broadcasts by a wierd androgenous Rosa Klebb soundalike denouncing all things capitalist. Well old Maxie spends a lot of time denouncing the Cyprus cash grab for Moscow and is celebrated in leftie green cunt circles for his exposes of financial shenanigans. Trouble is his true interest lies in wanking and arse licking those pillars of virtue, the Russian Mafia Oligarchs.

Go shag Stalin’s corpse you card carrying commie capitalist cunt. Or are you already married to it?

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Romanian gangs

Posted on April 1, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

A dozen cunts from our new cousins in the Fourth Reich, Romania, giving us an advanced demonstration of what to expect once the flood doors open next January.

The cunts smashed their way into jewellers across London and pocketed a million quid. One of the fuckers told the cops ‘I don’t care, I go to prison to go on holiday.’ Oi, Cameron you cunt, you listening yet? Prison here is better than being in their own country FFS!

And guess what? They’re going to be deported when they come out. Just like Abu Qatada, eh? And the cunts will be straight back again on the next banana boat. The biggest cunts here are the British public for putting up with this shit.