The price of petrol and diesel is an absolute cunt at the moment.
A bloody expensive cunt too.

Painter / Decorators are lying, thieving, rip-off merchant,
bellend, cock-sniffing, parasitic, lazy, useless,
on the run from the Police, signed on as unemployed
but still making shitloads more than everyone else in sight,
taking the piss, deliberately misquoting, twisting and deceiving,
screwing everything up, housewrecking, lowlife, moneygrabbing,
need to be boiled alive in their own bastard fat and
melted down to make cheap soap, fucking cunts.

That is all.