A personal bugbear of mine, given I have several friends from Russia and most of my family on my other half’s side speak Russian. I’ve also just finished Navalny’s book, which is excellent.

Don’t get me wrong, Putin and his bunch of cronies in the Kremlin are a bunch of cunts. They’ve raped and plundered Russia since the late 1990s. In doing so, they’ve deprived her long-suffering people of a good standard of living.

HOWEVER, the way we treat your average Russian is appalling. I’m up for sanctioning bastards of whatever ilk for being bastards, but the way the West treats your regular Vanya or Svetlana is appalling by cutting them off from travel, making them jump through hoops to get visas, blocking their bank cards etc, is nothing short of abuse.

Then there’s the demonisation of Russia. Question the EU and its suicidal energy and social policies? You’re a Kremlin stooge. Don’t throw your full weight behind the war in Ukraine and would rather see your taxes spent improving your own country ? You’re a Russian imperialist AND apologist. So on, and so forth.

Don’t get me wrong. Vlad’s incursion into Ukraine shouldn’t have happened. Neither should have the West’s continued poking of The Bear since the early/mid-2000s.

… AND yet despite your average Russian being generally well-educated, God fearing, and decent, we in the West roll out the red carpet for the Camel Enthusiasts and Chocolate Faces, who continue to massively enrich our societies.

I dunno about you, but I’d rather live next to Ivan than Abdul. Or UmBongo.

Nominated by Cuntis Cuntis.

This is a cunt of a show, where some know-nothing knob head twats show you how to make “special” meals using unusual ingredients such as Mongolian pink parsley or just dog shit. What a pile of crap this is. Hosted by some twat called Matt
Lamebrain who just goes along with the clueless mongs and their moronic “recipes”. He should know better, he’s supposed to be some sort of chef, but he’s an imbecile. It’s worth a laugh sometimes,but you should avoid trying any of this fuckup food cos it’s pure poison. What a cunt !!
Best wishes mat, you cunt.

bbc

Nominated by Igor Link provided by Duke of Cuntshire.

I would like to put forward, if you’ll allow, a cunting that I believe most who frequent these hallowed pages will both understand and agree with, that being

Every Driver On The Road Is A Cunt Except Me.

Allow me to give examples which I hope you can add to

1. Scared of the speed limit Cunts – these cunts seem to take great delight in doing 40mph on a 60mph road, but then stick at fucking 40mph when entering a 30mph

2. The fuck me I don’t know where I am Cunts – these cunts creep along the kerb, threatening to stop, but never seem to, just fuck about looking for somewhere

3. The pull out in front of you then turn right Cunts – as described, these cunts pull out on you last minute, then immediately want to turn fucking right

4. The go in the outside lane at traffic lights then stick a right indicator on Cunts – so you’re waiting for the lights, and go behind a car in the outside lane, in the hope you can get a head of some coffin dodging cunt, then as the lights change the cunt in front sticks on a right indicator thus holding you up

5. Gormless Cunts – So you’re driving a long and see a cunt wanting to pull out of a side road, you do the decent thing from a distance and flash them, fuck all happens, so you flash them again, fuck all again, then as you get close the cunt decides to pull out forcing you to hit the brakes

6. The don’t like green Cunts – Another traffic light situation where the cunt in front decides to not move when the lights turn green, so after a round of fucks from your horn they finally decide it might be a good idea, they get through and the lights fucking change before you do

I know there are more, and when I go out later I’ll be cunting myself for not including another cuntitude I have encountered.

Nominated by : Dry Itchy Cunt